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And cut, that's a sudden end for this embarrasing bonus ducky badventure, then Merasmus's BONUS HAIRCUT made a stupid television cameo "Bonus Duck incomes". Gordon Ramsay's new deepfried convertable transformer for dumb people was never intended to be used in map making. Although it was a Gabe Newell, people weren't impressed. Gaben decided to delay Half-Life for another 3 lives and that will please the mighty forum poster of Half-Ded 3 game, who attended Flight Simulator club meetings on ctf_2fort map. As everything went good before demoman, Solider started WAR. Then Everyone dies of ebola, curiously fapping to scout's Mad milk taunt saves you from ISIS and Soviets. A fact that everyone forgot about was Jeff existed." Well that story isn't long enough to get ended. "Who's Jeff?", wondered nobody intelligent enough to make toast for your mom's favorite acapella band called "The Super Vocal Manns" starring Gabe Newell and The Gibus Boyz. Suddenly FNAF 5
 

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And cut, that's a sudden end for this embarrasing bonus ducky badventure, then Merasmus's BONUS HAIRCUT made a stupid television cameo "Bonus Duck incomes". Gordon Ramsay's new deepfried convertable transformer for dumb people was never intended to be used in map making. Although it was a Gabe Newell, people weren't impressed. Gaben decided to delay Half-Life for another 3 lives and that will please the mighty forum poster of Half-Ded 3 game, who attended Flight Simulator club meetings on ctf_2fort map. As everything went good before demoman, Solider started WAR. Then Everyone dies of ebola, curiously fapping to scout's Mad milk taunt saves you from ISIS and Soviets. A fact that everyone forgot about was Jeff existed." Well that story isn't long enough to get ended. "Who's Jeff?", wondered nobody intelligent enough to make toast for your mom's favorite acapella band called "The Super Vocal Manns" starring Gabe Newell and The Gibus Boyz. Suddenly FNAF 5 gave me cancer
 

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And cut, that's a sudden end for this embarrasing bonus ducky badventure, then Merasmus's BONUS HAIRCUT made a stupid television cameo "Bonus Duck incomes". Gordon Ramsay's new deepfried convertable transformer for dumb people was never intended to be used in map making. Although it was a Gabe Newell, people weren't impressed. Gaben decided to delay Half-Life for another 3 lives and that will please the mighty forum poster of Half-Ded 3 game, who attended Flight Simulator club meetings on ctf_2fort map. As everything went good before demoman, Solider started WAR. Then Everyone dies of ebola, curiously fapping to scout's Mad milk taunt saves you from ISIS and Soviets. A fact that everyone forgot about was Jeff existed." Well that story isn't long enough to get ended. "Who's Jeff?", wondered nobody intelligent enough to make toast for your mom's favorite acapella band called "The Super Vocal Manns" starring Gabe Newell and The Gibus Boyz. Suddenly FNAF 5 gave me cancer, "it's inoperable" said
 

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And cut, that's a sudden end for this embarrasing bonus ducky badventure, then Merasmus's BONUS HAIRCUT made a stupid television cameo "Bonus Duck incomes". Gordon Ramsay's new deepfried convertable transformer for dumb people was never intended to be used in map making. Although it was a Gabe Newell, people weren't impressed. Gaben decided to delay Half-Life for another 3 lives and that will please the mighty forum poster of Half-Ded 3 game, who attended Flight Simulator club meetings on ctf_2fort map. As everything went good before demoman, Solider started WAR. Then Everyone dies of ebola, curiously fapping to scout's Mad milk taunt saves you from ISIS and Soviets. A fact that everyone forgot about was Jeff existed." Well that story isn't long enough to get ended. "Who's Jeff?", wondered nobody intelligent enough to make toast for your mom's favorite acapella band called "The Super Vocal Manns" starring Gabe Newell and The Gibus Boyz. Suddenly FNAF 5 gave me cancer, "it's inoperable" said random TF2 player.
 

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May 13, 2013
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And cut, that's a sudden end for this embarrasing bonus ducky badventure, then Merasmus's BONUS HAIRCUT made a stupid television cameo "Bonus Duck incomes". Gordon Ramsay's new deepfried convertable transformer for dumb people was never intended to be used in map making. Although it was a Gabe Newell, people weren't impressed. Gaben decided to delay Half-Life for another 3 lives and that will please the mighty forum poster of Half-Ded 3 game, who attended Flight Simulator club meetings on ctf_2fort map. As everything went good before demoman, Solider started WAR. Then Everyone dies of ebola, curiously fapping to scout's Mad milk taunt saves you from ISIS and Soviets. A fact that everyone forgot about was Jeff existed." Well that story isn't long enough to get ended. "Who's Jeff?", wondered nobody intelligent enough to make toast for your mom's favorite acapella band called "The Super Vocal Manns" starring Gabe Newell and The Gibus Boyz. Suddenly FNAF 5 gave me cancer, "it's inoperable" said random TF2 player who wasn't random
 

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Jun 25, 2015
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And cut, that's a sudden end for this embarrasing bonus ducky badventure, then Merasmus's BONUS HAIRCUT made a stupid television cameo "Bonus Duck incomes". Gordon Ramsay's new deepfried convertable transformer for dumb people was never intended to be used in map making. Although it was a Gabe Newell, people weren't impressed. Gaben decided to delay Half-Life for another 3 lives and that will please the mighty forum poster of Half-Ded 3 game, who attended Flight Simulator club meetings on ctf_2fort map. As everything went good before demoman, Solider started WAR. Then Everyone dies of ebola, curiously fapping to scout's Mad milk taunt saves you from ISIS and Soviets. A fact that everyone forgot about was Jeff existed." Well that story isn't long enough to get ended. "Who's Jeff?", wondered nobody intelligent enough to make toast for your mom's favorite acapella band called "The Super Vocal Manns" starring Gabe Newell and The Gibus Boyz. Suddenly FNAF 5 gave me cancer, "it's inoperable" said random TF2 player who wasn't random. It was Ducktape,

Ducktape The Worst Player in TF2, that's my username on Steam
 

Cytosolic

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And cut, that's a sudden end for this embarrasing bonus ducky badventure, then Merasmus's BONUS HAIRCUT made a stupid television cameo "Bonus Duck incomes". Gordon Ramsay's new deepfried convertable transformer for dumb people was never intended to be used in map making. Although it was a Gabe Newell, people weren't impressed. Gaben decided to delay Half-Life for another 3 lives and that will please the mighty forum poster of Half-Ded 3 game, who attended Flight Simulator club meetings on ctf_2fort map. As everything went good before demoman, Solider started WAR. Then Everyone dies of ebola, curiously fapping to scout's Mad milk taunt saves you from ISIS and Soviets. A fact that everyone forgot about was Jeff existed." Well that story isn't long enough to get ended. "Who's Jeff?", wondered nobody intelligent enough to make toast for your mom's favorite acapella band called "The Super Vocal Manns" starring Gabe Newell and The Gibus Boyz. Suddenly FNAF 5 gave me cancer, "it's inoperable" said random TF2 player who wasn't random. It was Ducktape, that was a
 

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And cut, that's a sudden end for this embarrasing bonus ducky badventure, then Merasmus's BONUS HAIRCUT made a stupid television cameo "Bonus Duck incomes". Gordon Ramsay's new deepfried convertable transformer for dumb people was never intended to be used in map making. Although it was a Gabe Newell, people weren't impressed. Gaben decided to delay Half-Life for another 3 lives and that will please the mighty forum poster of Half-Ded 3 game, who attended Flight Simulator club meetings on ctf_2fort map. As everything went good before demoman, Solider started WAR. Then Everyone dies of ebola, curiously fapping to scout's Mad milk taunt saves you from ISIS and Soviets. A fact that everyone forgot about was Jeff existed." Well that story isn't long enough to get ended. "Who's Jeff?", wondered nobody intelligent enough to make toast for your mom's favorite acapella band called "The Super Vocal Manns" starring Gabe Newell and The Gibus Boyz. Suddenly FNAF 5 gave me cancer, "it's inoperable" said random TF2 player who wasn't random. It was Ducktape, that was a worst player in
 

Cytosolic

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May 1, 2015
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And cut, that's a sudden end for this embarrasing bonus ducky badventure, then Merasmus's BONUS HAIRCUT made a stupid television cameo "Bonus Duck incomes". Gordon Ramsay's new deepfried convertable transformer for dumb people was never intended to be used in map making. Although it was a Gabe Newell, people weren't impressed. Gaben decided to delay Half-Life for another 3 lives and that will please the mighty forum poster of Half-Ded 3 game, who attended Flight Simulator club meetings on ctf_2fort map. As everything went good before demoman, Solider started WAR. Then Everyone dies of ebola, curiously fapping to scout's Mad milk taunt saves you from ISIS and Soviets. A fact that everyone forgot about was Jeff existed." Well that story isn't long enough to get ended. "Who's Jeff?", wondered nobody intelligent enough to make toast for your mom's favorite acapella band called "The Super Vocal Manns" starring Gabe Newell and The Gibus Boyz. Suddenly FNAF 5 gave me cancer, "it's inoperable" said random TF2 player who wasn't random. It was Ducktape, that was a worst player in any Imaginable or
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
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And cut, that's a sudden end for this embarrasing bonus ducky badventure, then Merasmus's BONUS HAIRCUT made a stupid television cameo "Bonus Duck incomes". Gordon Ramsay's new deepfried convertable transformer for dumb people was never intended to be used in map making. Although it was a Gabe Newell, people weren't impressed. Gaben decided to delay Half-Life for another 3 lives and that will please the mighty forum poster of Half-Ded 3 game, who attended Flight Simulator club meetings on ctf_2fort map. As everything went good before demoman, Solider started WAR. Then Everyone dies of ebola, curiously fapping to scout's Mad milk taunt saves you from ISIS and Soviets. A fact that everyone forgot about was Jeff existed." Well that story isn't long enough to get ended. "Who's Jeff?", wondered nobody intelligent enough to make toast for your mom's favorite acapella band called "The Super Vocal Manns" starring Gabe Newell and The Gibus Boyz. Suddenly FNAF 5 gave me cancer, "it's inoperable" said random TF2 player who wasn't random. It was Ducktape, that was a worst player in any Imaginable or real way, who
 

Cytosolic

L5: Dapper Member
May 1, 2015
201
169
And cut, that's a sudden end for this embarrasing bonus ducky badventure, then Merasmus's BONUS HAIRCUT made a stupid television cameo "Bonus Duck incomes". Gordon Ramsay's new deepfried convertable transformer for dumb people was never intended to be used in map making. Although it was a Gabe Newell, people weren't impressed. Gaben decided to delay Half-Life for another 3 lives and that will please the mighty forum poster of Half-Ded 3 game, who attended Flight Simulator club meetings on ctf_2fort map. As everything went good before demoman, Solider started WAR. Then Everyone dies of ebola, curiously fapping to scout's Mad milk taunt saves you from ISIS and Soviets. A fact that everyone forgot about was Jeff existed." Well that story isn't long enough to get ended. "Who's Jeff?", wondered nobody intelligent enough to make toast for your mom's favorite acapella band called "The Super Vocal Manns" starring Gabe Newell and The Gibus Boyz. Suddenly FNAF 5 gave me cancer, "it's inoperable" said random TF2 player who wasn't random. It was Ducktape, that was a worst player in any Imaginable or real way, And who enjoys
 

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Jun 25, 2015
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And cut, that's a sudden end for this embarrasing bonus ducky badventure, then Merasmus's BONUS HAIRCUT made a stupid television cameo "Bonus Duck incomes". Gordon Ramsay's new deepfried convertable transformer for dumb people was never intended to be used in map making. Although it was a Gabe Newell, people weren't impressed. Gaben decided to delay Half-Life for another 3 lives and that will please the mighty forum poster of Half-Ded 3 game, who attended Flight Simulator club meetings on ctf_2fort map. As everything went good before demoman, Solider started WAR. Then Everyone dies of ebola, curiously fapping to scout's Mad milk taunt saves you from ISIS and Soviets. A fact that everyone forgot about was Jeff existed." Well that story isn't long enough to get ended. "Who's Jeff?", wondered nobody intelligent enough to make toast for your mom's favorite acapella band called "The Super Vocal Manns" starring Gabe Newell and The Gibus Boyz. Suddenly FNAF 5 gave me cancer, "it's inoperable" said random TF2 player who wasn't random. It was Ducktape, that was a worst player in any Imaginable or real way, And who enjoys EOTL event in
 
May 25, 2015
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And cut, that's a sudden end for this embarrasing bonus ducky badventure, then Merasmus's BONUS HAIRCUT made a stupid television cameo "Bonus Duck incomes". Gordon Ramsay's new deepfried convertable transformer for dumb people was never intended to be used in map making. Although it was a Gabe Newell, people weren't impressed. Gaben decided to delay Half-Life for another 3 lives and that will please the mighty forum poster of Half-Ded 3 game, who attended Flight Simulator club meetings on ctf_2fort map. As everything went good before demoman, Solider started WAR. Then Everyone dies of ebola, curiously fapping to scout's Mad milk taunt saves you from ISIS and Soviets. A fact that everyone forgot about was Jeff existed." Well that story isn't long enough to get ended. "Who's Jeff?", wondered nobody intelligent enough to make toast for your mom's favorite acapella band called "The Super Vocal Manns" starring Gabe Newell and The Gibus Boyz. Suddenly FNAF 5 gave me cancer, "it's inoperable" said random TF2 player who wasn't random. It was Ducktape, that was a worst player in any Imaginable or real way, And who enjoys EOTL event in it's full grammar
 

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And cut, that's a sudden end for this embarrasing bonus ducky badventure, then Merasmus's BONUS HAIRCUT made a stupid television cameo "Bonus Duck incomes". Gordon Ramsay's new deepfried convertable transformer for dumb people was never intended to be used in map making. Although it was a Gabe Newell, people weren't impressed. Gaben decided to delay Half-Life for another 3 lives and that will please the mighty forum poster of Half-Ded 3 game, who attended Flight Simulator club meetings on ctf_2fort map. As everything went good before demoman, Solider started WAR. Then Everyone dies of ebola, curiously fapping to scout's Mad milk taunt saves you from ISIS and Soviets. A fact that everyone forgot about was Jeff existed." Well that story isn't long enough to get ended. "Who's Jeff?", wondered nobody intelligent enough to make toast for your mom's favorite acapella band called "The Super Vocal Manns" starring Gabe Newell and The Gibus Boyz. Suddenly FNAF 5 gave me cancer, "it's inoperable" said random TF2 player who wasn't random. It was Ducktape, that was a worst player in any Imaginable or real way, And who enjoys EOTL event in it's full grammar, cause I'm Polish.
 

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Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
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And cut, that's a sudden end for this embarrasing bonus ducky badventure, then Merasmus's BONUS HAIRCUT made a stupid television cameo "Bonus Duck incomes". Gordon Ramsay's new deepfried convertable transformer for dumb people was never intended to be used in map making. Although it was a Gabe Newell, people weren't impressed. Gaben decided to delay Half-Life for another 3 lives and that will please the mighty forum poster of Half-Ded 3 game, who attended Flight Simulator club meetings on ctf_2fort map. As everything went good before demoman, Solider started WAR. Then Everyone dies of ebola, curiously fapping to scout's Mad milk taunt saves you from ISIS and Soviets. A fact that everyone forgot about was Jeff existed." Well that story isn't long enough to get ended. "Who's Jeff?", wondered nobody intelligent enough to make toast for your mom's favorite acapella band called "The Super Vocal Manns" starring Gabe Newell and The Gibus Boyz. Suddenly FNAF 5 gave me cancer, "it's inoperable" said random TF2 player who wasn't random. It was Ducktape, that was a worst player in any Imaginable or real way, And who enjoys EOTL event in it's full grammar, cause I'm Polish. Randomly he then
 

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And cut, that's a sudden end for this embarrasing bonus ducky badventure, then Merasmus's BONUS HAIRCUT made a stupid television cameo "Bonus Duck incomes". Gordon Ramsay's new deepfried convertable transformer for dumb people was never intended to be used in map making. Although it was a Gabe Newell, people weren't impressed. Gaben decided to delay Half-Life for another 3 lives and that will please the mighty forum poster of Half-Ded 3 game, who attended Flight Simulator club meetings on ctf_2fort map. As everything went good before demoman, Solider started WAR. Then Everyone dies of ebola, curiously fapping to scout's Mad milk taunt saves you from ISIS and Soviets. A fact that everyone forgot about was Jeff existed." Well that story isn't long enough to get ended. "Who's Jeff?", wondered nobody intelligent enough to make toast for your mom's favorite acapella band called "The Super Vocal Manns" starring Gabe Newell and The Gibus Boyz. Suddenly FNAF 5 gave me cancer, "it's inoperable" said random TF2 player who wasn't random. It was Ducktape, that was a worst player in any Imaginable or real way, And who enjoys EOTL event in it's full grammar, cause I'm Polish. Randomly he then sold all his
 

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May 12, 2013
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And cut, that's a sudden end for this embarrasing bonus ducky badventure, then Merasmus's BONUS HAIRCUT made a stupid television cameo "Bonus Duck incomes". Gordon Ramsay's new deepfried convertable transformer for dumb people was never intended to be used in map making. Although it was a Gabe Newell, people weren't impressed. Gaben decided to delay Half-Life for another 3 lives and that will please the mighty forum poster of Half-Ded 3 game, who attended Flight Simulator club meetings on ctf_2fort map. As everything went good before demoman, Solider started WAR. Then Everyone dies of ebola, curiously fapping to scout's Mad milk taunt saves you from ISIS and Soviets. A fact that everyone forgot about was Jeff existed." Well that story isn't long enough to get ended. "Who's Jeff?", wondered nobody intelligent enough to make toast for your mom's favorite acapella band called "The Super Vocal Manns" starring Gabe Newell and The Gibus Boyz. Suddenly FNAF 5 gave me cancer, "it's inoperable" said random TF2 player who wasn't random. It was Ducktape, that was a worst player in any Imaginable or real way, And who enjoys EOTL event in it's full grammar, cause I'm Polish. Randomly he then sold all his money, causing his
 

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May 13, 2013
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And cut, that's a sudden end for this embarrasing bonus ducky badventure, then Merasmus's BONUS HAIRCUT made a stupid television cameo "Bonus Duck incomes". Gordon Ramsay's new deepfried convertable transformer for dumb people was never intended to be used in map making. Although it was a Gabe Newell, people weren't impressed. Gaben decided to delay Half-Life for another 3 lives and that will please the mighty forum poster of Half-Ded 3 game, who attended Flight Simulator club meetings on ctf_2fort map. As everything went good before demoman, Solider started WAR. Then Everyone dies of ebola, curiously fapping to scout's Mad milk taunt saves you from ISIS and Soviets. A fact that everyone forgot about was Jeff existed." Well that story isn't long enough to get ended. "Who's Jeff?", wondered nobody intelligent enough to make toast for your mom's favorite acapella band called "The Super Vocal Manns" starring Gabe Newell and The Gibus Boyz. Suddenly FNAF 5 gave me cancer, "it's inoperable" said random TF2 player who wasn't random. It was Ducktape, that was a worst player in any Imaginable or real way, And who enjoys EOTL event in it's full grammar, cause I'm Polish. Randomly he then sold all his money, causing his kneecaps to explode
 
May 25, 2015
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And cut, that's a sudden end for this embarrasing bonus ducky badventure, then Merasmus's BONUS HAIRCUT made a stupid television cameo "Bonus Duck incomes". Gordon Ramsay's new deepfried convertable transformer for dumb people was never intended to be used in map making. Although it was a Gabe Newell, people weren't impressed. Gaben decided to delay Half-Life for another 3 lives and that will please the mighty forum poster of Half-Ded 3 game, who attended Flight Simulator club meetings on ctf_2fort map. As everything went good before demoman, Solider started WAR. Then Everyone dies of ebola, curiously fapping to scout's Mad milk taunt saves you from ISIS and Soviets. A fact that everyone forgot about was Jeff existed." Well that story isn't long enough to get ended. "Who's Jeff?", wondered nobody intelligent enough to make toast for your mom's favorite acapella band called "The Super Vocal Manns" starring Gabe Newell and The Gibus Boyz. Suddenly FNAF 5 gave me cancer, "it's inoperable" said random TF2 player who wasn't random. It was Ducktape, that was a worst player in any Imaginable or real way, And who enjoys EOTL event in it's full grammar, cause I'm Polish. Randomly he then sold all his money, causing his kneecaps to explode into Liberty Launchers




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SnickerPuffs

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And cut, that's a sudden end for this embarrasing bonus ducky badventure, then Merasmus's BONUS HAIRCUT made a stupid television cameo "Bonus Duck incomes". Gordon Ramsay's new deepfried convertable transformer for dumb people was never intended to be used in map making. Although it was a Gabe Newell, people weren't impressed. Gaben decided to delay Half-Life for another 3 lives and that will please the mighty forum poster of Half-Ded 3 game, who attended Flight Simulator club meetings on ctf_2fort map. As everything went good before demoman, Solider started WAR. Then Everyone dies of ebola, curiously fapping to scout's Mad milk taunt saves you from ISIS and Soviets. A fact that everyone forgot about was Jeff existed." Well that story isn't long enough to get ended. "Who's Jeff?", wondered nobody intelligent enough to make toast for your mom's favorite acapella band called "The Super Vocal Manns" starring Gabe Newell and The Gibus Boyz. Suddenly FNAF 5 gave me cancer, "it's inoperable" said random TF2 player who wasn't random. It was Ducktape, that was a worst player in any Imaginable or real way, And who enjoys EOTL event in it's full grammar, cause I'm Polish. Randomly he then sold all his money, causing his kneecaps to explode into Liberty Launchers. Everyone died again.