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Kraken

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Alyx Vance is dead too. R.I.P. in peace. We'll never forget. We'll never forgive. He's ded now :(. Meanwhile at MannCo's palatial corporate headquarters, Saxton Hale is eating a pancake made out of my cheese and onion-flavored space octopus. It was going well, until THAT happened, which destroyed European Onion. As everything went VERY wrong, PSY went berserk as Merasmus transformed himself into a duck, a BONUS duck ducked when bullets was bonus ducked, so it ducked away from dacks and he ducked. BUT HE DIDN'T EVEN PLAY SVEN-COOP
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
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lyx Vance is dead too. R.I.P. in peace. We'll never forget. We'll never forgive. He's ded now :(. Meanwhile at MannCo's palatial corporate headquarters, Saxton Hale is eating a pancake made out of my cheese and onion-flavored space octopus. It was going well, until THAT happened, which destroyed European Onion. As everything went VERY wrong, PSY went berserk as Merasmus transformed himself into a duck, a BONUS duck ducked when bullets was bonus ducked, so it ducked away from dacks and he ducked. BUT HE DIDN'T EVEN PLAY SVEN-COOP IN VERSUS MODE.
 

SnickerPuffs

(*single chuckle*)
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lyx Vance is dead too. R.I.P. in peace. We'll never forget. We'll never forgive. He's ded now :(. Meanwhile at MannCo's palatial corporate headquarters, Saxton Hale is eating a pancake made out of my cheese and onion-flavored space octopus. It was going well, until THAT happened, which destroyed European Onion. As everything went VERY wrong, PSY went berserk as Merasmus transformed himself into a duck, a BONUS duck ducked when bullets was bonus ducked, so it ducked away from dacks and he ducked. BUT HE DIDN'T EVEN PLAY SVEN-COOP IN VERSUS MODE. WHAT A LOSER!
 

Izotope

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Alyx Vance is dead too. R.I.P. in peace. We'll never forget. We'll never forgive. He's ded now :(. Meanwhile at MannCo's palatial corporate headquarters, Saxton Hale is eating a pancake made out of my cheese and onion-flavored space octopus. It was going well, until THAT happened, which destroyed European Onion. As everything went VERY wrong, PSY went berserk as Merasmus transformed himself into a duck, a BONUS duck ducked when bullets was bonus ducked, so it ducked away from dacks and he ducked. BUT HE DIDN'T EVEN PLAY SVEN-COOP IN VERSUS MODE. WHAT A LOSER! "May the Force
 
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Alyx Vance is dead too. R.I.P. in peace. We'll never forget. We'll never forgive. He's ded now :(. Meanwhile at MannCo's palatial corporate headquarters, Saxton Hale is eating a pancake made out of my cheese and onion-flavored space octopus. It was going well, until THAT happened, which destroyed European Onion. As everything went VERY wrong, PSY went berserk as Merasmus transformed himself into a duck, a BONUS duck ducked when bullets was bonus ducked, so it ducked away from dacks and he ducked. BUT HE DIDN'T EVEN PLAY SVEN-COOP IN VERSUS MODE. WHAT A LOSER! "May the Force eat your internal
 

Empyre

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Alyx Vance is dead too. R.I.P. in peace. We'll never forget. We'll never forgive. He's ded now :(. Meanwhile at MannCo's palatial corporate headquarters, Saxton Hale is eating a pancake made out of my cheese and onion-flavored space octopus. It was going well, until THAT happened, which destroyed European Onion. As everything went VERY wrong, PSY went berserk as Merasmus transformed himself into a duck, a BONUS duck ducked when bullets was bonus ducked, so it ducked away from dacks and he ducked. BUT HE DIDN'T EVEN PLAY SVEN-COOP IN VERSUS MODE. WHAT A LOSER! "May the Force eat your internal dialog and release
 

SC PL

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Alyx Vance is dead too. R.I.P. in peace. We'll never forget. We'll never forgive. He's ded now :(. Meanwhile at MannCo's palatial corporate headquarters, Saxton Hale is eating a pancake made out of my cheese and onion-flavored space octopus. It was going well, until THAT happened, which destroyed European Onion. As everything went VERY wrong, PSY went berserk as Merasmus transformed himself into a duck, a BONUS duck ducked when bullets was bonus ducked, so it ducked away from dacks and he ducked. BUT HE DIDN'T EVEN PLAY SVEN-COOP IN VERSUS MODE. WHAT A LOSER! "May the Force eat your internal dialog and release Half-Life 3, Episode
 

SnickerPuffs

(*single chuckle*)
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Alyx Vance is dead too. R.I.P. in peace. We'll never forget. We'll never forgive. He's ded now :(. Meanwhile at MannCo's palatial corporate headquarters, Saxton Hale is eating a pancake made out of my cheese and onion-flavored space octopus. It was going well, until THAT happened, which destroyed European Onion. As everything went VERY wrong, PSY went berserk as Merasmus transformed himself into a duck, a BONUS duck ducked when bullets was bonus ducked, so it ducked away from dacks and he ducked. BUT HE DIDN'T EVEN PLAY SVEN-COOP IN VERSUS MODE. WHAT A LOSER! "May the Force eat your internal dialog and release Half-Life 3, Episode 3, Part 3."
 

Tumby

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And cut, that's a sudden end

I have done this on another forum and we never started a new story there. It kept going to a point where somebody made a fucking enormous post that had everything ever written. I gues that was only possible because we didn't include the stuff from the post we continued from, meaning nobody could start a new story just like that.
 

Izotope

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And cut, that's a sudden end for this embarrasing bonus ducky badventure, then Merasmus's BONUS HAIRCUT made a stupid television cameo
 

SC PL

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And cut, that's a sudden end for this embarrasing bonus ducky badventure, then Merasmus's BONUS HAIRCUT made a stupid television cameo "Bonus Duck incomes". Gordon Ramsay's new deepfried convertable transformer for dumb people.