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Chapter 2: Holy defenseless trumpet monkeys! Now that the overlord sacrificed 5000 beef rectums to tiled floppy horse he honorably ate at a vegetarian vegan cannibal party! He soon returned with broken water to put in broken bottles. Only then would the Shatner of Bill Cosby be lit... erally legally dead. But it respawned, forcing its mixtape into the throats of the many.

Blue Japanese cows and yellow dolphins and orange pandas will occasionally wander around on dustbowl and on asteroid. "Fear me!" screeched Merasmus, guardian of the Almighty Pootis. Hitler's new hobby included diced peaches, broiled at 500°. "How 'bout a spycrab party at lakeside event or 2Fort's sewers?", said the glorious Gaben. "Over my dead penis enlarger from a Japanese factory that's secretly Russian!". But then, a dog dressed in her room before
 

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Chapter 2: Holy defenseless trumpet monkeys! Now that the overlord sacrificed 5000 beef rectums to tiled floppy horse he honorably ate at a vegetarian vegan cannibal party! He soon returned with broken water to put in broken bottles. Only then would the Shatner of Bill Cosby be lit... erally legally dead. But it respawned, forcing its mixtape into the throats of the many.

Blue Japanese cows and yellow dolphins and orange pandas will occasionally wander around on dustbowl and on asteroid. "Fear me!" screeched Merasmus, guardian of the Almighty Pootis. Hitler's new hobby included diced peaches, broiled at 500°. "How 'bout a spycrab party at lakeside event or 2Fort's sewers?", said the glorious Gaben. "Over my dead penis enlarger from a Japanese factory that's secretly Russian!". But then, a dog dressed in her room before Miss Pauling dressed
 

Anreol

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Chapter 2: Holy defenseless trumpet monkeys! Now that the overlord sacrificed 5000 beef rectums to tiled floppy horse he honorably ate at a vegetarian vegan cannibal party! He soon returned with broken water to put in broken bottles. Only then would the Shatner of Bill Cosby be lit... erally legally dead. But it respawned, forcing its mixtape into the throats of the many.

Blue Japanese cows and yellow dolphins and orange pandas will occasionally wander around on dustbowl and on asteroid. "Fear me!" screeched Merasmus, guardian of the Almighty Pootis. Hitler's new hobby included diced peaches, broiled at 500°. "How 'bout a spycrab party at lakeside event or 2Fort's sewers?", said the glorious Gaben. "Over my dead penis enlarger from a Japanese factory that's secretly Russian!". But then, a dog dressed in her room before Miss Pauling dressed exploded into a
 

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Chapter 2: Holy defenseless trumpet monkeys! Now that the overlord sacrificed 5000 beef rectums to tiled floppy horse he honorably ate at a vegetarian vegan cannibal party! He soon returned with broken water to put in broken bottles. Only then would the Shatner of Bill Cosby be lit... erally legally dead. But it respawned, forcing its mixtape into the throats of the many.

Blue Japanese cows and yellow dolphins and orange pandas will occasionally wander around on dustbowl and on asteroid. "Fear me!" screeched Merasmus, guardian of the Almighty Pootis. Hitler's new hobby included diced peaches, broiled at 500°. "How 'bout a spycrab party at lakeside event or 2Fort's sewers?", said the glorious Gaben. "Over my dead penis enlarger from a Japanese factory that's secretly Russian!". But then, a dog dressed in her room before Miss Pauling dressed exploded into a lord have mercy.
 

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Retroactive non-typo fix. Gosh the grammar is always bad but I did what I could.

Chapter 2: Holy defenseless trumpet monkeys! Now that the overlord sacrificed 5000 beef rectums to tiled floppy horse he honorably ate at a vegetarian vegan cannibal party! He soon returned with broken water to put in broken bottles. Only then would the Shatner of Bill Cosby be lit... erally legally dead. But it respawned, forcing its mixtape into the throats of the many.

Blue Japanese cows and yellow dolphins and orange pandas will occasionally wander around on dustbowl and on asteroid. "Fear me!" screeched Merasmus, guardian of the Almighty Pootis. Hitler's new hobby included diced peaches, broiled at 500°. "How 'bout a spycrab party at lakeside event or 2Fort's sewers?", said the glorious Gaben. "Over my dead penis enlarger from a Japanese factory that's secretly Russian!". But then, a dog dressed in her room before Miss Pauling's dress exploded into a lord have mercy. "Look behind you!"
 

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Chapter 2: Holy defenseless trumpet monkeys! Now that the overlord sacrificed 5000 beef rectums to tiled floppy horse he honorably ate at a vegetarian vegan cannibal party! He soon returned with broken water to put in broken bottles. Only then would the Shatner of Bill Cosby be lit... erally legally dead. But it respawned, forcing its mixtape into the throats of the many.

Blue Japanese cows and yellow dolphins and orange pandas will occasionally wander around on dustbowl and on asteroid. "Fear me!" screeched Merasmus, guardian of the Almighty Pootis. Hitler's new hobby included diced peaches, broiled at 500°. "How 'bout a spycrab party at lakeside event or 2Fort's sewers?", said the glorious Gaben. "Over my dead penis enlarger from a Japanese factory that's secretly Russian!". But then, a dog dressed in her room before Miss Pauling's dress exploded into a lord have mercy. "Look behind you!" whispered Merasmus, as
 

Vincent

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Chapter 2: Holy defenseless trumpet monkeys! Now that the overlord sacrificed 5000 beef rectums to tiled floppy horse he honorably ate at a vegetarian vegan cannibal party! He soon returned with broken water to put in broken bottles. Only then would the Shatner of Bill Cosby be lit... erally legally dead. But it respawned, forcing its mixtape into the throats of the many.

Blue Japanese cows and yellow dolphins and orange pandas will occasionally wander around on dustbowl and on asteroid. "Fear me!" screeched Merasmus, guardian of the Almighty Pootis. Hitler's new hobby included diced peaches, broiled at 500°. "How 'bout a spycrab party at lakeside event or 2Fort's sewers?", said the glorious Gaben. "Over my dead penis enlarger from a Japanese factory that's secretly Russian!". But then, a dog dressed in her room before Miss Pauling's dress exploded into a lord have mercy. "Look behind you!" whispered Merasmus as Hitler cooed "Goodnight."
 

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Chapter 2: Holy defenseless trumpet monkeys! Now that the overlord sacrificed 5000 beef rectums to tiled floppy horse he honorably ate at a vegetarian vegan cannibal party! He soon returned with broken water to put in broken bottles. Only then would the Shatner of Bill Cosby be lit... erally legally dead. But it respawned, forcing its mixtape into the throats of the many.

Blue Japanese cows and yellow dolphins and orange pandas will occasionally wander around on dustbowl and on asteroid. "Fear me!" screeched Merasmus, guardian of the Almighty Pootis. Hitler's new hobby included diced peaches, broiled at 500°. "How 'bout a spycrab party at lakeside event or 2Fort's sewers?", said the glorious Gaben. "Over my dead penis enlarger from a Japanese factory that's secretly Russian!". But then, a dog dressed in her room before Miss Pauling's dress exploded into a lord have mercy. "Look behind you!" whispered Merasmus as Hitler cooed "Goodnight."

The next day
 

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Chapter 2: Holy defenseless trumpet monkeys! Now that the overlord sacrificed 5000 beef rectums to tiled floppy horse he honorably ate at a vegetarian vegan cannibal party! He soon returned with broken water to put in broken bottles. Only then would the Shatner of Bill Cosby be lit... erally legally dead. But it respawned, forcing its mixtape into the throats of the many.

Blue Japanese cows and yellow dolphins and orange pandas will occasionally wander around on dustbowl and on asteroid. "Fear me!" screeched Merasmus, guardian of the Almighty Pootis. Hitler's new hobby included diced peaches, broiled at 500°. "How 'bout a spycrab party at lakeside event or 2Fort's sewers?", said the glorious Gaben. "Over my dead penis enlarger from a Japanese factory that's secretly Russian!". But then, a dog dressed in her room before Miss Pauling's dress exploded into a lord have mercy. "Look behind you!" whispered Merasmus as Hitler cooed "Goodnight."

The next day a memory leak
 

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Chapter 2: Holy defenseless trumpet monkeys! Now that the overlord sacrificed 5000 beef rectums to tiled floppy horse he honorably ate at a vegetarian vegan cannibal party! He soon returned with broken water to put in broken bottles. Only then would the Shatner of Bill Cosby be lit... erally legally dead. But it respawned, forcing its mixtape into the throats of the many.

Blue Japanese cows and yellow dolphins and orange pandas will occasionally wander around on dustbowl and on asteroid. "Fear me!" screeched Merasmus, guardian of the Almighty Pootis. Hitler's new hobby included diced peaches, broiled at 500°. "How 'bout a spycrab party at lakeside event or 2Fort's sewers?", said the glorious Gaben. "Over my dead penis enlarger from a Japanese factory that's secretly Russian!". But then, a dog dressed in her room before Miss Pauling's dress exploded into a lord have mercy. "Look behind you!" whispered Merasmus as Hitler cooed "Goodnight."

The next day a memory leak wiped out existence.
 

radarhead

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Chapter 2: Holy defenseless trumpet monkeys! Now that the overlord sacrificed 5000 beef rectums to tiled floppy horse he honorably ate at a vegetarian vegan cannibal party! He soon returned with broken water to put in broken bottles. Only then would the Shatner of Bill Cosby be lit... erally legally dead. But it respawned, forcing its mixtape into the throats of the many.

Blue Japanese cows and yellow dolphins and orange pandas will occasionally wander around on dustbowl and on asteroid. "Fear me!" screeched Merasmus, guardian of the Almighty Pootis. Hitler's new hobby included diced peaches, broiled at 500°. "How 'bout a spycrab party at lakeside event or 2Fort's sewers?", said the glorious Gaben. "Over my dead penis enlarger from a Japanese factory that's secretly Russian!". But then, a dog dressed in her room before Miss Pauling's dress exploded into a lord have mercy. "Look behind you!" whispered Merasmus as Hitler cooed "Goodnight."

The next day a memory leak wiped out existence. "Damn," mused Captain
 

Vel0city

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Chapter 2: Holy defenseless trumpet monkeys! Now that the overlord sacrificed 5000 beef rectums to tiled floppy horse he honorably ate at a vegetarian vegan cannibal party! He soon returned with broken water to put in broken bottles. Only then would the Shatner of Bill Cosby be lit... erally legally dead. But it respawned, forcing its mixtape into the throats of the many.

Blue Japanese cows and yellow dolphins and orange pandas will occasionally wander around on dustbowl and on asteroid. "Fear me!" screeched Merasmus, guardian of the Almighty Pootis. Hitler's new hobby included diced peaches, broiled at 500°. "How 'bout a spycrab party at lakeside event or 2Fort's sewers?", said the glorious Gaben. "Over my dead penis enlarger from a Japanese factory that's secretly Russian!". But then, a dog dressed in her room before Miss Pauling's dress exploded into a lord have mercy. "Look behind you!" whispered Merasmus as Hitler cooed "Goodnight."

The next day a memory leak wiped out existence. "Damn," mused Captain Soupcan. "The developers
 
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Chapter 2: Holy defenseless trumpet monkeys! Now that the overlord sacrificed 5000 beef rectums to tiled floppy horse he honorably ate at a vegetarian vegan cannibal party! He soon returned with broken water to put in broken bottles. Only then would the Shatner of Bill Cosby be lit... erally legally dead. But it respawned, forcing its mixtape into the throats of the many.

Blue Japanese cows and yellow dolphins and orange pandas will occasionally wander around on dustbowl and on asteroid. "Fear me!" screeched Merasmus, guardian of the Almighty Pootis. Hitler's new hobby included diced peaches, broiled at 500°. "How 'bout a spycrab party at lakeside event or 2Fort's sewers?", said the glorious Gaben. "Over my dead penis enlarger from a Japanese factory that's secretly Russian!". But then, a dog dressed in her room before Miss Pauling's dress exploded into a lord have mercy. "Look behind you!" whispered Merasmus as Hitler cooed "Goodnight."

The next day a memory leak wiped out existence. "Damn," mused Captain Soupcan. "The developers of major depression
 

Bunbun

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Chapter 2: Holy defenseless trumpet monkeys! Now that the overlord sacrificed 5000 beef rectums to tiled floppy horse he honorably ate at a vegetarian vegan cannibal party! He soon returned with broken water to put in broken bottles. Only then would the Shatner of Bill Cosby be lit... erally legally dead. But it respawned, forcing its mixtape into the throats of the many.

Blue Japanese cows and yellow dolphins and orange pandas will occasionally wander around on dustbowl and on asteroid. "Fear me!" screeched Merasmus, guardian of the Almighty Pootis. Hitler's new hobby included diced peaches, broiled at 500°. "How 'bout a spycrab party at lakeside event or 2Fort's sewers?", said the glorious Gaben. "Over my dead penis enlarger from a Japanese factory that's secretly Russian!". But then, a dog dressed in her room before Miss Pauling's dress exploded into a lord have mercy. "Look behind you!" whispered Merasmus as Hitler cooed "Goodnight."

The next day a memory leak wiped out existence. "Damn," mused Captain Soupcan. "The developers of major depression ruined a pile
 

Vel0city

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Dec 6, 2014
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Chapter 2: Holy defenseless trumpet monkeys! Now that the overlord sacrificed 5000 beef rectums to tiled floppy horse he honorably ate at a vegetarian vegan cannibal party! He soon returned with broken water to put in broken bottles. Only then would the Shatner of Bill Cosby be lit... erally legally dead. But it respawned, forcing its mixtape into the throats of the many.

Blue Japanese cows and yellow dolphins and orange pandas will occasionally wander around on dustbowl and on asteroid. "Fear me!" screeched Merasmus, guardian of the Almighty Pootis. Hitler's new hobby included diced peaches, broiled at 500°. "How 'bout a spycrab party at lakeside event or 2Fort's sewers?", said the glorious Gaben. "Over my dead penis enlarger from a Japanese factory that's secretly Russian!". But then, a dog dressed in her room before Miss Pauling's dress exploded into a lord have mercy. "Look behind you!" whispered Merasmus as Hitler cooed "Goodnight."

The next day a memory leak wiped out existence. "Damn," mused Captain Soupcan. "The developers of major depression ruined a pile of good code
 

Empyre

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Feb 8, 2011
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Chapter 2: Holy defenseless trumpet monkeys! Now that the overlord sacrificed 5000 beef rectums to tiled floppy horse he honorably ate at a vegetarian vegan cannibal party! He soon returned with broken water to put in broken bottles. Only then would the Shatner of Bill Cosby be lit... erally legally dead. But it respawned, forcing its mixtape into the throats of the many.

Blue Japanese cows and yellow dolphins and orange pandas will occasionally wander around on dustbowl and on asteroid. "Fear me!" screeched Merasmus, guardian of the Almighty Pootis. Hitler's new hobby included diced peaches, broiled at 500°. "How 'bout a spycrab party at lakeside event or 2Fort's sewers?", said the glorious Gaben. "Over my dead penis enlarger from a Japanese factory that's secretly Russian!". But then, a dog dressed in her room before Miss Pauling's dress exploded into a lord have mercy. "Look behind you!" whispered Merasmus as Hitler cooed "Goodnight."

The next day a memory leak wiped out existence. "Damn," mused Captain Soupcan. "The developers of major depression ruined a pile of good code names with their
 

radarhead

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Chapter 2: Holy defenseless trumpet monkeys! Now that the overlord sacrificed 5000 beef rectums to tiled floppy horse he honorably ate at a vegetarian vegan cannibal party! He soon returned with broken water to put in broken bottles. Only then would the Shatner of Bill Cosby be lit... erally legally dead. But it respawned, forcing its mixtape into the throats of the many.

Blue Japanese cows and yellow dolphins and orange pandas will occasionally wander around on dustbowl and on asteroid. "Fear me!" screeched Merasmus, guardian of the Almighty Pootis. Hitler's new hobby included diced peaches, broiled at 500°. "How 'bout a spycrab party at lakeside event or 2Fort's sewers?", said the glorious Gaben. "Over my dead penis enlarger from a Japanese factory that's secretly Russian!". But then, a dog dressed in her room before Miss Pauling's dress exploded into a lord have mercy. "Look behind you!" whispered Merasmus as Hitler cooed "Goodnight."

The next day a memory leak wiped out existence. "Damn," mused Captain Soupcan. "The developers of major depression ruined a pile of good code names with their saucy antics. Now
 

Anreol

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Chapter 2: Holy defenseless trumpet monkeys! Now that the overlord sacrificed 5000 beef rectums to tiled floppy horse he honorably ate at a vegetarian vegan cannibal party! He soon returned with broken water to put in broken bottles. Only then would the Shatner of Bill Cosby be lit... erally legally dead. But it respawned, forcing its mixtape into the throats of the many.

Blue Japanese cows and yellow dolphins and orange pandas will occasionally wander around on dustbowl and on asteroid. "Fear me!" screeched Merasmus, guardian of the Almighty Pootis. Hitler's new hobby included diced peaches, broiled at 500°. "How 'bout a spycrab party at lakeside event or 2Fort's sewers?", said the glorious Gaben. "Over my dead penis enlarger from a Japanese factory that's secretly Russian!". But then, a dog dressed in her room before Miss Pauling's dress exploded into a lord have mercy. "Look behind you!" whispered Merasmus as Hitler cooed "Goodnight."

The next day a memory leak wiped out existence. "Damn," mused Captain Soupcan. "The developers of major depression ruined a pile of good code names with their saucy antics. Now i will make
 

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Chapter 2: Holy defenseless trumpet monkeys! Now that the overlord sacrificed 5000 beef rectums to tiled floppy horse he honorably ate at a vegetarian vegan cannibal party! He soon returned with broken water to put in broken bottles. Only then would the Shatner of Bill Cosby be lit... erally legally dead. But it respawned, forcing its mixtape into the throats of the many.

Blue Japanese cows and yellow dolphins and orange pandas will occasionally wander around on dustbowl and on asteroid. "Fear me!" screeched Merasmus, guardian of the Almighty Pootis. Hitler's new hobby included diced peaches, broiled at 500°. "How 'bout a spycrab party at lakeside event or 2Fort's sewers?", said the glorious Gaben. "Over my dead penis enlarger from a Japanese factory that's secretly Russian!". But then, a dog dressed in her room before Miss Pauling's dress exploded into a lord have mercy. "Look behind you!" whispered Merasmus as Hitler cooed "Goodnight."

The next day a memory leak wiped out existence. "Damn," mused Captain Soupcan. "The developers of major depression ruined a pile of good code names with their saucy antics. Now I will make delicious Jewish pastries."
 

Vincent

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Chapter 2: Holy defenseless trumpet monkeys! Now that the overlord sacrificed 5000 beef rectums to tiled floppy horse he honorably ate at a vegetarian vegan cannibal party! He soon returned with broken water to put in broken bottles. Only then would the Shatner of Bill Cosby be lit... erally legally dead. But it respawned, forcing its mixtape into the throats of the many.

Blue Japanese cows and yellow dolphins and orange pandas will occasionally wander around on dustbowl and on asteroid. "Fear me!" screeched Merasmus, guardian of the Almighty Pootis. Hitler's new hobby included diced peaches, broiled at 500°. "How 'bout a spycrab party at lakeside event or 2Fort's sewers?", said the glorious Gaben. "Over my dead penis enlarger from a Japanese factory that's secretly Russian!". But then, a dog dressed in her room before Miss Pauling's dress exploded into a lord have mercy. "Look behind you!" whispered Merasmus as Hitler cooed "Goodnight."

The next day a memory leak wiped out existence. "Damn," mused Captain Soupcan. "The developers of major depression ruined a pile of good code names with their saucy antics. Now I will make delicious Jewish pastries."

And so Soupcan