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Vel0city

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This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.

Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations. A 2011 study shows that 93% of citizens of lynchwood died by steam sales radiation. Could this mean that Half-Life 3 will eat your wallet?

Then, at Engineer's house, soup was angrily yelling at the red fire truck's hose. It was horrid! There was a colossal bang coming out of Johnsons' sentry nest that sounded like a purple chicken on a unicycle going 100 miles an hour! The police desperately tried to evade the milkman as he tried to pursue the writhing mass of maggots. More at ten.

Good evening. I'm Dr. Worm. Tonight on DustbowlTV: A Blue Heavy enters a bar, suddenly: NOT PINEAPPLES, the infamous cyber-terrorist, that arrived via
 

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This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.

Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations. A 2011 study shows that 93% of citizens of lynchwood died by steam sales radiation. Could this mean that Half-Life 3 will eat your wallet?

Then, at Engineer's house, soup was angrily yelling at the red fire truck's hose. It was horrid! There was a colossal bang coming out of Johnsons' sentry nest that sounded like a purple chicken on a unicycle going 100 miles an hour! The police desperately tried to evade the milkman as he tried to pursue the writhing mass of maggots. More at ten.

Good evening. I'm Dr. Worm. Tonight on DustbowlTV: A Blue Heavy enters a bar, suddenly: NOT PINEAPPLES, the infamous cyber-terrorist, that arrived via anthrax-filled envelope,
 

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This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.

Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations. A 2011 study shows that 93% of citizens of lynchwood died by steam sales radiation. Could this mean that Half-Life 3 will eat your wallet?

Then, at Engineer's house, soup was angrily yelling at the red fire truck's hose. It was horrid! There was a colossal bang coming out of Johnsons' sentry nest that sounded like a purple chicken on a unicycle going 100 miles an hour! The police desperately tried to evade the milkman as he tried to pursue the writhing mass of maggots. More at ten.

Good evening. I'm Dr. Worm. Tonight on DustbowlTV: A Blue Heavy enters a bar, suddenly: NOT PINEAPPLES, the infamous cyber-terrorist, that arrived via anthrax-filled envelope, enters behind him
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
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This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.

Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations. A 2011 study shows that 93% of citizens of lynchwood died by steam sales radiation. Could this mean that Half-Life 3 will eat your wallet?

Then, at Engineer's house, soup was angrily yelling at the red fire truck's hose. It was horrid! There was a colossal bang coming out of Johnsons' sentry nest that sounded like a purple chicken on a unicycle going 100 miles an hour! The police desperately tried to evade the milkman as he tried to pursue the writhing mass of maggots. More at ten.

Good evening. I'm Dr. Worm. Tonight on DustbowlTV: A Blue Heavy enters a bar, suddenly: NOT PINEAPPLES, the infamous cyber-terrorist, that arrived via anthrax-filled envelope, enters behind him and died. Father
 

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This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.

Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations. A 2011 study shows that 93% of citizens of lynchwood died by steam sales radiation. Could this mean that Half-Life 3 will eat your wallet?

Then, at Engineer's house, soup was angrily yelling at the red fire truck's hose. It was horrid! There was a colossal bang coming out of Johnsons' sentry nest that sounded like a purple chicken on a unicycle going 100 miles an hour! The police desperately tried to evade the milkman as he tried to pursue the writhing mass of maggots. More at ten.

Good evening. I'm Dr. Worm. Tonight on DustbowlTV: A Blue Heavy enters a bar, suddenly: NOT PINEAPPLES, the infamous cyber-terrorist, that arrived via anthrax-filled envelope, enters behind him and died. Father Griffor says "Don't
 

Empyre

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This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.

Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations. A 2011 study shows that 93% of citizens of lynchwood died by steam sales radiation. Could this mean that Half-Life 3 will eat your wallet?

Then, at Engineer's house, soup was angrily yelling at the red fire truck's hose. It was horrid! There was a colossal bang coming out of Johnsons' sentry nest that sounded like a purple chicken on a unicycle going 100 miles an hour! The police desperately tried to evade the milkman as he tried to pursue the writhing mass of maggots. More at ten.

Good evening. I'm Dr. Worm. Tonight on DustbowlTV: A Blue Heavy enters a bar, suddenly: NOT PINEAPPLES, the infamous cyber-terrorist, that arrived via anthrax-filled envelope, enters behind him and died. Father Griffor says "Don't you know that
 

Vel0city

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Dec 6, 2014
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This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.

Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations. A 2011 study shows that 93% of citizens of lynchwood died by steam sales radiation. Could this mean that Half-Life 3 will eat your wallet?

Then, at Engineer's house, soup was angrily yelling at the red fire truck's hose. It was horrid! There was a colossal bang coming out of Johnsons' sentry nest that sounded like a purple chicken on a unicycle going 100 miles an hour! The police desperately tried to evade the milkman as he tried to pursue the writhing mass of maggots. More at ten.

Good evening. I'm Dr. Worm. Tonight on DustbowlTV: A Blue Heavy enters a bar, suddenly: NOT PINEAPPLES, the infamous cyber-terrorist, that arrived via anthrax-filled envelope, enters behind him and died. Father Griffor says "Don't you know that dank memes are
 

Zed

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Aug 7, 2014
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This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.

Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations. A 2011 study shows that 93% of citizens of lynchwood died by steam sales radiation. Could this mean that Half-Life 3 will eat your wallet?

Then, at Engineer's house, soup was angrily yelling at the red fire truck's hose. It was horrid! There was a colossal bang coming out of Johnsons' sentry nest that sounded like a purple chicken on a unicycle going 100 miles an hour! The police desperately tried to evade the milkman as he tried to pursue the writhing mass of maggots. More at ten.

Good evening. I'm Dr. Worm. Tonight on DustbowlTV: A Blue Heavy enters a bar, suddenly: NOT PINEAPPLES, the infamous cyber-terrorist, that arrived via anthrax-filled envelope, enters behind him and died. Father Griffor says "Don't you know that dank memes are unable to melt
 

radarhead

Basically? Kind of a Huge Mess
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Mar 6, 2013
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This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.

Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations. A 2011 study shows that 93% of citizens of lynchwood died by steam sales radiation. Could this mean that Half-Life 3 will eat your wallet?

Then, at Engineer's house, soup was angrily yelling at the red fire truck's hose. It was horrid! There was a colossal bang coming out of Johnsons' sentry nest that sounded like a purple chicken on a unicycle going 100 miles an hour! The police desperately tried to evade the milkman as he tried to pursue the writhing mass of maggots. More at ten.

Good evening. I'm Dr. Worm. Tonight on DustbowlTV: A Blue Heavy enters a bar, suddenly: NOT PINEAPPLES, the infamous cyber-terrorist, that arrived via anthrax-filled envelope, enters behind him and died. Father Griffor says "Don't you know that dank memes are unable to melt lead?" Now a
 
Oct 6, 2008
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This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.

Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations. A 2011 study shows that 93% of citizens of lynchwood died by steam sales radiation. Could this mean that Half-Life 3 will eat your wallet?

Then, at Engineer's house, soup was angrily yelling at the red fire truck's hose. It was horrid! There was a colossal bang coming out of Johnsons' sentry nest that sounded like a purple chicken on a unicycle going 100 miles an hour! The police desperately tried to evade the milkman as he tried to pursue the writhing mass of maggots. More at ten.

Good evening. I'm Dr. Worm. Tonight on DustbowlTV: A Blue Heavy enters a bar, suddenly: NOT PINEAPPLES, the infamous cyber-terrorist, that arrived via anthrax-filled envelope, enters behind him and died. Father Griffor says "Don't you know that dank memes are unable to melt lead?" Now a new story begins.
 
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In this new story we have a mirror'd uinverse where the opposite occurs in this one

In this universe

------ but

In the Mirror univrse
 

Vel0city

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In the Mirror universe Heavies are fast,
 
Oct 6, 2008
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In this Universe Heavies are slow and they wear

But

In the Mirror Universe Heavies are Fast and they wear
 

Empyre

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Feb 8, 2011
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In this Universe Heavies are slow and they wear tutus as accessories. For dinner they always eat some

But

In the Mirror Universe Heavies are Fast and they wear tutus as hats. For breakfast they never consume any
 

Vel0city

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Dec 6, 2014
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In this Universe Heavies are slow and they wear tutus as accessories. For dinner they always eat some beer coated sandwiches

But

In the Mirror Universe Heavies are Fast and they wear tutus as hats. For breakfast they never consume any alcohol lacking soup

im so bad at this
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
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Sep 8, 2008
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In this Universe Heavies are slow and they wear tutus as accessories. For dinner they always eat some beer coated sandwiches because reasons, and

But

In the Mirror Universe Heavies are Fast and they wear tutus as hats. For breakfast they never consume any alcohol lacking soup because morality, and
 
Oct 6, 2008
1,949
446
In this Universe Heavies are slow and they wear tutus as accessories. For dinner they always eat some beer coated sandwiches because reasons, and insanity don't always

But

In the Mirror Universe Heavies are Fast and they wear tutus as hats. For breakfast they never consume any alcohol lacking soup because morality, and sanity always mean
 
Oct 6, 2008
1,949
446
In this Universe Heavies are slow and they wear tutus as accessories. For dinner they always eat some beer coated sandwiches because reasons, and insanity don't always cause spontaneous

But

In the Mirror Universe Heavies are Fast and they wear tutus as hats. For breakfast they never consume any alcohol lacking soup because morality, and sanity always cause spontaneous