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Vel0city

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Dec 6, 2014
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This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.

Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations. A 2011 study shows that 93% of citizens of lynchwood died by steam sales radiation. Could this mean that Half-Life 3 will eat your wallet?

Then, at Engineer's house, soup was angrily yelling at the red fire truck's hose. It was horrid! There was a colossal bang coming out of Johnsons' sentry nest that
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.

Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations. A 2011 study shows that 93% of citizens of lynchwood died by steam sales radiation. Could this mean that Half-Life 3 will eat your wallet?

Then, at Engineer's house, soup was angrily yelling at the red fire truck's hose. It was horrid! There was a colossal bang coming out of Johnsons' sentry nest that sounded like a
 
Oct 6, 2008
1,949
446
This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.

Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations. A 2011 study shows that 93% of citizens of lynchwood died by steam sales radiation. Could this mean that Half-Life 3 will eat your wallet?

Then, at Engineer's house, soup was angrily yelling at the red fire truck's hose. It was horrid! There was a colossal bang coming out of Johnsons' sentry nest that sounded like a purple chicken on
 

Vel0city

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Dec 6, 2014
1,947
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This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.

Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations. A 2011 study shows that 93% of citizens of lynchwood died by steam sales radiation. Could this mean that Half-Life 3 will eat your wallet?

Then, at Engineer's house, soup was angrily yelling at the red fire truck's hose. It was horrid! There was a colossal bang coming out of Johnsons' sentry nest that sounded like a purple chicken on a unicycle going
 
Oct 6, 2008
1,949
446
This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.

Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations. A 2011 study shows that 93% of citizens of lynchwood died by steam sales radiation. Could this mean that Half-Life 3 will eat your wallet?

Then, at Engineer's house, soup was angrily yelling at the red fire truck's hose. It was horrid! There was a colossal bang coming out of Johnsons' sentry nest that sounded like a purple chicken on a unicycle going 100 miles an hour!
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
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Sep 8, 2008
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This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.

Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations. A 2011 study shows that 93% of citizens of lynchwood died by steam sales radiation. Could this mean that Half-Life 3 will eat your wallet?

Then, at Engineer's house, soup was angrily yelling at the red fire truck's hose. It was horrid! There was a colossal bang coming out of Johnsons' sentry nest that sounded like a purple chicken on a unicycle going 100 miles an hour! The police desperately
 

radarhead

Basically? Kind of a Huge Mess
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Mar 6, 2013
1,045
625
This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.

Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations. A 2011 study shows that 93% of citizens of lynchwood died by steam sales radiation. Could this mean that Half-Life 3 will eat your wallet?

Then, at Engineer's house, soup was angrily yelling at the red fire truck's hose. It was horrid! There was a colossal bang coming out of Johnsons' sentry nest that sounded like a purple chicken on a unicycle going 100 miles an hour! The police desperately tried to evade
 

Vel0city

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Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.

Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations. A 2011 study shows that 93% of citizens of lynchwood died by steam sales radiation. Could this mean that Half-Life 3 will eat your wallet?

Then, at Engineer's house, soup was angrily yelling at the red fire truck's hose. It was horrid! There was a colossal bang coming out of Johnsons' sentry nest that sounded like a purple chicken on a unicycle going 100 miles an hour! The police desperately tried to evade the milkman as
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.

Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations. A 2011 study shows that 93% of citizens of lynchwood died by steam sales radiation. Could this mean that Half-Life 3 will eat your wallet?

Then, at Engineer's house, soup was angrily yelling at the red fire truck's hose. It was horrid! There was a colossal bang coming out of Johnsons' sentry nest that sounded like a purple chicken on a unicycle going 100 miles an hour! The police desperately tried to evade the milkman as he tried to
 

Kube

Not the correct way to make lasagna
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Aug 31, 2014
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This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.

Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations. A 2011 study shows that 93% of citizens of lynchwood died by steam sales radiation. Could this mean that Half-Life 3 will eat your wallet?

Then, at Engineer's house, soup was angrily yelling at the red fire truck's hose. It was horrid! There was a colossal bang coming out of Johnsons' sentry nest that sounded like a purple chicken on a unicycle going 100 miles an hour! The police desperately tried to evade the milkman as he tried to pursue the writhing
 

Zed

Certified Most Crunk™
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Aug 7, 2014
1,241
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This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.

Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations. A 2011 study shows that 93% of citizens of lynchwood died by steam sales radiation. Could this mean that Half-Life 3 will eat your wallet?

Then, at Engineer's house, soup was angrily yelling at the red fire truck's hose. It was horrid! There was a colossal bang coming out of Johnsons' sentry nest that sounded like a purple chicken on a unicycle going 100 miles an hour! The police desperately tried to evade the milkman as he tried to pursue the writhing mass of maggots
 

radarhead

Basically? Kind of a Huge Mess
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Mar 6, 2013
1,045
625
This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.

Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations. A 2011 study shows that 93% of citizens of lynchwood died by steam sales radiation. Could this mean that Half-Life 3 will eat your wallet?

Then, at Engineer's house, soup was angrily yelling at the red fire truck's hose. It was horrid! There was a colossal bang coming out of Johnsons' sentry nest that sounded like a purple chicken on a unicycle going 100 miles an hour! The police desperately tried to evade the milkman as he tried to pursue the writhing mass of maggots. More at ten.
 

Zed

Certified Most Crunk™
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Aug 7, 2014
1,241
1,025
This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.

Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations. A 2011 study shows that 93% of citizens of lynchwood died by steam sales radiation. Could this mean that Half-Life 3 will eat your wallet?

Then, at Engineer's house, soup was angrily yelling at the red fire truck's hose. It was horrid! There was a colossal bang coming out of Johnsons' sentry nest that sounded like a purple chicken on a unicycle going 100 miles an hour! The police desperately tried to evade the milkman as he tried to pursue the writhing mass of maggots. More at ten.

Good evening. I'm
 

Kube

Not the correct way to make lasagna
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Aug 31, 2014
1,342
1,849
This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.

Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations. A 2011 study shows that 93% of citizens of lynchwood died by steam sales radiation. Could this mean that Half-Life 3 will eat your wallet?

Then, at Engineer's house, soup was angrily yelling at the red fire truck's hose. It was horrid! There was a colossal bang coming out of Johnsons' sentry nest that sounded like a purple chicken on a unicycle going 100 miles an hour! The police desperately tried to evade the milkman as he tried to pursue the writhing mass of maggots. More at ten.

Good evening. I'm Dr. Worm.
 

Vel0city

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Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.

Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations. A 2011 study shows that 93% of citizens of lynchwood died by steam sales radiation. Could this mean that Half-Life 3 will eat your wallet?

Then, at Engineer's house, soup was angrily yelling at the red fire truck's hose. It was horrid! There was a colossal bang coming out of Johnsons' sentry nest that sounded like a purple chicken on a unicycle going 100 miles an hour! The police desperately tried to evade the milkman as he tried to pursue the writhing mass of maggots. More at ten.

Good evening. I'm Dr. Worm. Tonight on DustbowlTV:
 
Oct 6, 2008
1,949
446
This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.

Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations. A 2011 study shows that 93% of citizens of lynchwood died by steam sales radiation. Could this mean that Half-Life 3 will eat your wallet?

Then, at Engineer's house, soup was angrily yelling at the red fire truck's hose. It was horrid! There was a colossal bang coming out of Johnsons' sentry nest that sounded like a purple chicken on a unicycle going 100 miles an hour! The police desperately tried to evade the milkman as he tried to pursue the writhing mass of maggots. More at ten.

Good evening. I'm Dr. Worm. Tonight on DustbowlTV: A Blue Heavy
 

Vel0city

func_fish
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Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.

Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations. A 2011 study shows that 93% of citizens of lynchwood died by steam sales radiation. Could this mean that Half-Life 3 will eat your wallet?

Then, at Engineer's house, soup was angrily yelling at the red fire truck's hose. It was horrid! There was a colossal bang coming out of Johnsons' sentry nest that sounded like a purple chicken on a unicycle going 100 miles an hour! The police desperately tried to evade the milkman as he tried to pursue the writhing mass of maggots. More at ten.

Good evening. I'm Dr. Worm. Tonight on DustbowlTV: A Blue Heavy enters a bar,
 

Izotope

Sourcerer
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May 13, 2013
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This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.

Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations. A 2011 study shows that 93% of citizens of lynchwood died by steam sales radiation. Could this mean that Half-Life 3 will eat your wallet?

Then, at Engineer's house, soup was angrily yelling at the red fire truck's hose. It was horrid! There was a colossal bang coming out of Johnsons' sentry nest that sounded like a purple chicken on a unicycle going 100 miles an hour! The police desperately tried to evade the milkman as he tried to pursue the writhing mass of maggots. More at ten.

Good evening. I'm Dr. Worm. Tonight on DustbowlTV: A Blue Heavy enters a bar, suddenly: NOT PINEAPPLES
 

radarhead

Basically? Kind of a Huge Mess
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Mar 6, 2013
1,045
625
This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.

Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations. A 2011 study shows that 93% of citizens of lynchwood died by steam sales radiation. Could this mean that Half-Life 3 will eat your wallet?

Then, at Engineer's house, soup was angrily yelling at the red fire truck's hose. It was horrid! There was a colossal bang coming out of Johnsons' sentry nest that sounded like a purple chicken on a unicycle going 100 miles an hour! The police desperately tried to evade the milkman as he tried to pursue the writhing mass of maggots. More at ten.

Good evening. I'm Dr. Worm. Tonight on DustbowlTV: A Blue Heavy enters a bar, suddenly: NOT PINEAPPLES, the infamous cyber-terrorist,