Chapter -1: Spices&Herbs Cooking! Now more people can prepare Vegetarian Cannibal Soup! First slice some uncooked and raw fresh soylent green, then paint it with unborn chickens that have been electrocuted and burned. Horrifying. Damn. Regardless that the door is still open, the baked potato is truly vegan. Unless you inject sweet justice of the golden pan. Someone got ninja´d. Luckily ninja's always try not to wash their balls before bowling, so people don't try to steal them. Sadly it fails. Ironically, fish are the most underrated dictators ever existed since the legendary times of the sleeping age. Now, freedom and democracy are relics of the days when kids played outside and ate their veggies and stuff. When ninja's prepare weapons-grade plutonium and child-grade Silly Putty, they actually eat pie.