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Professor Snape of jam land decided that the time to get bitches was nearing. "Scaramouche, Dean Kamen," Snape whispered to the ant colony under Tommy Weisu's armpit cavity. The ants began to boogie to funky gravity, until sixteen Nazis heil'd the Fuhrer who then began the chair massacre with a toilet. Only then could 99 sheeps of various sizes and flavors compete internationally. Or could they? Don't know much about Quantum Mechanics in this country so yes, Merasmus, quantum faeries exist. "Good joke mate" said, Tom Jones."Thanks m8" said Fresh Prince's Carelton as he furiously strapped himself to
 

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Professor Snape of jam land decided that the time to get bitches was nearing. "Scaramouche, Dean Kamen," Snape whispered to the ant colony under Tommy Weisu's armpit cavity. The ants began to boogie to funky gravity, until sixteen Nazis heil'd the Fuhrer who then began the chair massacre with a toilet. Only then could 99 sheeps of various sizes and flavors compete internationally. Or could they? Don't know much about Quantum Mechanics in this country so yes, Merasmus, quantum faeries exist. "Good joke mate" said, Tom Jones."Thanks m8" said Fresh Prince's Carlton as he furiously strapped himself to ten-thousand canned kittens.
 

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Professor Snape of jam land decided that the time to get bitches was nearing. "Scaramouche, Dean Kamen," Snape whispered to the ant colony under Tommy Weisu's armpit cavity. The ants began to boogie to funky gravity, until sixteen Nazis heil'd the Fuhrer who then began the chair massacre with a toilet. Only then could 99 sheeps of various sizes and flavors compete internationally. Or could they? Don't know much about Quantum Mechanics in this country so yes, Merasmus, quantum faeries exist. "Good joke mate" said, Tom Jones."Thanks m8" said Fresh Prince's Carlton as he furiously strapped himself to ten-thousand canned kittens. With jet engines.
 

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Chapter 3: Pootis-Gottam-Rap

Professor Snape of jam land decided that the time to get bitches was nearing. "Scaramouche, Dean Kamen," Snape whispered to the ant colony under Tommy Weisu's armpit cavity. The ants began to boogie to funky gravity, until sixteen Nazis heil'd the Fuhrer who then began the chair massacre with a toilet. Only then could 99 sheeps of various sizes and flavors compete internationally. Or could they? Don't know much about Quantum Mechanics in this country so yes, Merasmus, quantum faeries exist. "Good joke mate" said, Tom Jones."Thanks m8" said Fresh Prince's Carlton as he furiously strapped himself to ten-thousand canned kittens. With jet engines, Carlton just managed
 
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Chapter 3: Pootis-Gottam-Rap

Professor Snape of jam land decided that the time to get bitches was nearing. "Scaramouche, Dean Kamen," Snape whispered to the ant colony under Tommy Weisu's armpit cavity. The ants began to boogie to funky gravity, until sixteen Nazis heil'd the Fuhrer who then began the chair massacre with a toilet. Only then could 99 sheeps of various sizes and flavors compete internationally. Or could they? Don't know much about Quantum Mechanics in this country so yes, Merasmus, quantum faeries exist. "Good joke mate" said, Tom Jones."Thanks m8" said Fresh Prince's Carlton as he furiously strapped himself to ten-thousand canned kittens. With jet engines, Carlton just managed to destroy this
 

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Chapter 3: Pootis-Gottam-Rap

Professor Snape of jam land decided that the time to get bitches was nearing. "Scaramouche, Dean Kamen," Snape whispered to the ant colony under Tommy Weisu's armpit cavity. The ants began to boogie to funky gravity, until sixteen Nazis heil'd the Fuhrer who then began the chair massacre with a toilet. Only then could 99 sheeps of various sizes and flavors compete internationally. Or could they? Don't know much about Quantum Mechanics in this country so yes, Merasmus, quantum faeries exist. "Good joke mate" said, Tom Jones."Thanks m8" said Fresh Prince's Carlton as he furiously strapped himself to ten-thousand canned kittens. With jet engines, Carlton just managed to destroy this other jet engine
 

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Chapter 3: Pootis-Gottam-Rap

Professor Snape of jam land decided that the time to get bitches was nearing. "Scaramouche, Dean Kamen," Snape whispered to the ant colony under Tommy Weisu's armpit cavity. The ants began to boogie to funky gravity, until sixteen Nazis heil'd the Fuhrer who then began the chair massacre with a toilet. Only then could 99 sheeps of various sizes and flavors compete internationally. Or could they? Don't know much about Quantum Mechanics in this country so yes, Merasmus, quantum faeries exist. "Good joke mate" said, Tom Jones."Thanks m8" said Fresh Prince's Carlton as he furiously strapped himself to ten-thousand canned kittens. With jet engines, Carlton just managed to destroy this other jet engine that was strapped
 

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Chapter 3: Pootis-Gottam-Rap

Professor Snape of jam land decided that the time to get bitches was nearing. "Scaramouche, Dean Kamen," Snape whispered to the ant colony under Tommy Weisu's armpit cavity. The ants began to boogie to funky gravity, until sixteen Nazis heil'd the Fuhrer who then began the chair massacre with a toilet. Only then could 99 sheeps of various sizes and flavors compete internationally. Or could they? Don't know much about Quantum Mechanics in this country so yes, Merasmus, quantum faeries exist. "Good joke mate" said, Tom Jones."Thanks m8" said Fresh Prince's Carlton as he furiously strapped himself to ten-thousand canned kittens. With jet engines, Carlton just managed to destroy this other jet engine that was strapped to his dong.
 

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Chapter 3: Pootis-Gottam-Rap

Professor Snape of jam land decided that the time to get bitches was nearing. "Scaramouche, Dean Kamen," Snape whispered to the ant colony under Tommy Weisu's armpit cavity. The ants began to boogie to funky gravity, until sixteen Nazis heil'd the Fuhrer who then began the chair massacre with a toilet. Only then could 99 sheeps of various sizes and flavors compete internationally. Or could they? Don't know much about Quantum Mechanics in this country so yes, Merasmus, quantum faeries exist. "Good joke mate" said, Tom Jones."Thanks m8" said Fresh Prince's Carlton as he furiously strapped himself to ten-thousand canned kittens. With jet engines, Carlton just managed to destroy this other jet engine that was strapped to his dong. "Hot", said Doctor
 

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Chapter 3: Pootis-Gottam-Rap

Professor Snape of jam land decided that the time to get bitches was nearing. "Scaramouche, Dean Kamen," Snape whispered to the ant colony under Tommy Weisu's armpit cavity. The ants began to boogie to funky gravity, until sixteen Nazis heil'd the Fuhrer who then began the chair massacre with a toilet. Only then could 99 sheeps of various sizes and flavors compete internationally. Or could they? Don't know much about Quantum Mechanics in this country so yes, Merasmus, quantum faeries exist. "Good joke mate" said, Tom Jones."Thanks m8" said Fresh Prince's Carlton as he furiously strapped himself to ten-thousand canned kittens. With jet engines, Carlton just managed to destroy this other jet engine that was strapped to his dong. "Hot", said Doctor Doofenshmirtz, as he
 

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Chapter 3: Pootis-Gottam-Rap

Professor Snape of jam land decided that the time to get bitches was nearing. "Scaramouche, Dean Kamen," Snape whispered to the ant colony under Tommy Weisu's armpit cavity. The ants began to boogie to funky gravity, until sixteen Nazis heil'd the Fuhrer who then began the chair massacre with a toilet. Only then could 99 sheeps of various sizes and flavors compete internationally. Or could they? Don't know much about Quantum Mechanics in this country so yes, Merasmus, quantum faeries exist. "Good joke mate" said, Tom Jones."Thanks m8" said Fresh Prince's Carlton as he furiously strapped himself to ten-thousand canned kittens. With jet engines, Carlton just managed to destroy this other jet engine that was strapped to his dong. "Hot", said Doctor Doofenshmirtz, as he burned to death.
 

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Chapter 3: Pootis-Gottam-Rap

Professor Snape of jam land decided that the time to get bitches was nearing. "Scaramouche, Dean Kamen," Snape whispered to the ant colony under Tommy Weisu's armpit cavity. The ants began to boogie to funky gravity, until sixteen Nazis heil'd the Fuhrer who then began the chair massacre with a toilet. Only then could 99 sheeps of various sizes and flavors compete internationally. Or could they? Don't know much about Quantum Mechanics in this country so yes, Merasmus, quantum faeries exist. "Good joke mate" said, Tom Jones."Thanks m8" said Fresh Prince's Carlton as he furiously strapped himself to ten-thousand canned kittens. With jet engines, Carlton just managed to destroy this other jet engine that was strapped to his dong. "Hot", said Doctor Doofenshmirtz, as he burned to death. Isaac Kleiner watched
 

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Chapter 3: Pootis-Gottam-Rap

Professor Snape of jam land decided that the time to get bitches was nearing. "Scaramouche, Dean Kamen," Snape whispered to the ant colony under Tommy Weisu's armpit cavity. The ants began to boogie to funky gravity, until sixteen Nazis heil'd the Fuhrer who then began the chair massacre with a toilet. Only then could 99 sheeps of various sizes and flavors compete internationally. Or could they? Don't know much about Quantum Mechanics in this country so yes, Merasmus, quantum faeries exist. "Good joke mate" said, Tom Jones."Thanks m8" said Fresh Prince's Carlton as he furiously strapped himself to ten-thousand canned kittens. With jet engines, Carlton just managed to destroy this other jet engine that was strapped to his dong. "Hot", said Doctor Doofenshmirtz, as he burned to death. Isaac Kleiner watched in satisfaction as
 

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Chapter 3: Pootis-Gottam-Rap

Professor Snape of jam land decided that the time to get bitches was nearing. "Scaramouche, Dean Kamen," Snape whispered to the ant colony under Tommy Weisu's armpit cavity. The ants began to boogie to funky gravity, until sixteen Nazis heil'd the Fuhrer who then began the chair massacre with a toilet. Only then could 99 sheeps of various sizes and flavors compete internationally. Or could they? Don't know much about Quantum Mechanics in this country so yes, Merasmus, quantum faeries exist. "Good joke mate" said, Tom Jones."Thanks m8" said Fresh Prince's Carlton as he furiously strapped himself to ten-thousand canned kittens. With jet engines, Carlton just managed to destroy this other jet engine that was strapped to his dong. "Hot", said Doctor Doofenshmirtz, as he burned to death. Isaac Kleiner watched in satisfaction as Vladimir Pootin arranged
 

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Chapter 3: Pootis-Gottam-Rap

Professor Snape of jam land decided that the time to get bitches was nearing. "Scaramouche, Dean Kamen," Snape whispered to the ant colony under Tommy Weisu's armpit cavity. The ants began to boogie to funky gravity, until sixteen Nazis heil'd the Fuhrer who then began the chair massacre with a toilet. Only then could 99 sheeps of various sizes and flavors compete internationally. Or could they? Don't know much about Quantum Mechanics in this country so yes, Merasmus, quantum faeries exist. "Good joke mate" said, Tom Jones."Thanks m8" said Fresh Prince's Carlton as he furiously strapped himself to ten-thousand canned kittens. With jet engines, Carlton just managed to destroy this other jet engine that was strapped to his dong. "Hot", said Doctor Doofenshmirtz, as he burned to death. Isaac Kleiner watched in satisfaction as Vladimir Pootin arranged a fancy dinner
 

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Chapter 3: Pootis-Gottam-Rap

Professor Snape of jam land decided that the time to get bitches was nearing. "Scaramouche, Dean Kamen," Snape whispered to the ant colony under Tommy Weisu's armpit cavity. The ants began to boogie to funky gravity, until sixteen Nazis heil'd the Fuhrer who then began the chair massacre with a toilet. Only then could 99 sheeps of various sizes and flavors compete internationally. Or could they? Don't know much about Quantum Mechanics in this country so yes, Merasmus, quantum faeries exist. "Good joke mate" said, Tom Jones."Thanks m8" said Fresh Prince's Carlton as he furiously strapped himself to ten-thousand canned kittens. With jet engines, Carlton just managed to destroy this other jet engine that was strapped to his dong. "Hot", said Doctor Doofenshmirtz, as he burned to death. Isaac Kleiner watched in satisfaction as Vladimir Pootin arranged a fancy dinner to celebrate the
 

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Chapter 3: Pootis-Gottam-Rap

Professor Snape of jam land decided that the time to get bitches was nearing. "Scaramouche, Dean Kamen," Snape whispered to the ant colony under Tommy Weisu's armpit cavity. The ants began to boogie to funky gravity, until sixteen Nazis heil'd the Fuhrer who then began the chair massacre with a toilet. Only then could 99 sheeps of various sizes and flavors compete internationally. Or could they? Don't know much about Quantum Mechanics in this country so yes, Merasmus, quantum faeries exist. "Good joke mate" said, Tom Jones."Thanks m8" said Fresh Prince's Carlton as he furiously strapped himself to ten-thousand canned kittens. With jet engines, Carlton just managed to destroy this other jet engine that was strapped to his dong. "Hot", said Doctor Doofenshmirtz, as he burned to death. Isaac Kleiner watched in satisfaction as Vladimir Pootin arranged a fancy dinner to celebrate the genocide of Gibus
 
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Professor Snape of jam land decided that the time to get bitches was nearing. "Scaramouche, Dean Kamen," Snape whispered to the ant colony under Tommy Weisu's armpit cavity. The ants began to boogie to funky gravity, until sixteen Nazis heil'd the Fuhrer who then began the chair massacre with a toilet. Only then could 99 sheeps of various sizes and flavors compete internationally. Or could they? Don't know much about Quantum Mechanics in this country so yes, Merasmus, quantum faeries exist. "Good joke mate" said, Tom Jones."Thanks m8" said Fresh Prince's Carlton as he furiously strapped himself to ten-thousand canned kittens. With jet engines, Carlton just managed to destroy this other jet engine that was strapped to his dong. "Hot", said Doctor Doofenshmirtz, as he burned to death. Isaac Kleiner watched in satisfaction as Vladimir Pootin arranged a fancy dinner to celebrate the genocide of Gibus Gib Gibs BUT
 

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Chapter 3: Pootis-Gottam-Rap

Professor Snape of jam land decided that the time to get bitches was nearing. "Scaramouche, Dean Kamen," Snape whispered to the ant colony under Tommy Weisu's armpit cavity. The ants began to boogie to funky gravity, until sixteen Nazis heil'd the Fuhrer who then began the chair massacre with a toilet. Only then could 99 sheeps of various sizes and flavors compete internationally. Or could they? Don't know much about Quantum Mechanics in this country so yes, Merasmus, quantum faeries exist. "Good joke mate" said, Tom Jones."Thanks m8" said Fresh Prince's Carlton as he furiously strapped himself to ten-thousand canned kittens. With jet engines, Carlton just managed to destroy this other jet engine that was strapped to his dong. "Hot", said Doctor Doofenshmirtz, as he burned to death. Isaac Kleiner watched in satisfaction as Vladimir Pootin arranged a fancy dinner to celebrate the genocide of Gibus Gib Gibs BUT LUCKY HE ESCAPED!
 

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Chapter 3: Pootis-Gottam-Rap

Professor Snape of jam land decided that the time to get bitches was nearing. "Scaramouche, Dean Kamen," Snape whispered to the ant colony under Tommy Weisu's armpit cavity. The ants began to boogie to funky gravity, until sixteen Nazis heil'd the Fuhrer who then began the chair massacre with a toilet. Only then could 99 sheeps of various sizes and flavors compete internationally. Or could they? Don't know much about Quantum Mechanics in this country so yes, Merasmus, quantum faeries exist. "Good joke mate" said, Tom Jones."Thanks m8" said Fresh Prince's Carlton as he furiously strapped himself to ten-thousand canned kittens. With jet engines, Carlton just managed to destroy this other jet engine that was strapped to his dong. "Hot", said Doctor Doofenshmirtz, as he burned to death. Isaac Kleiner watched in satisfaction as Vladimir Pootin arranged a fancy dinner to celebrate the genocide of Gibus Gib Gibs BUT LUCKY HE ESCAPED!

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