Why do you love steam convos?

[Tekku]

For the time stamp

Get ready to open your wallet.

 

[tyler]

1:30 PM - Prestige: is there some hot dressup (w/e it's called) of girls in creeper box costumes

 

[Yacan1]

lev.85 KanyePhelps -182 days: I bet notch feels like he's on top of the world right now
yyler ☂: he's probably buying cocaine
lev.85 KanyePhelps -182 days: getting some strippers I bet
lev.85 KanyePhelps -182 days: paying them in diamonds
yyler ☂: jewels pouring out of his mouth
yyler ☂: tiny rubies dripping from his noise
yyler ☂: his eyes turn into opals and fall out
yyler ☂: the room slowly fills with fine gems of all sizes and cuts
yyler ☂: the strippers are suffocated under the weight
yyler ☂: jeb live tweets before dying in the crush
lev.85 KanyePhelps -182 days: sounds like a good time

(for readers in the future, this was occurring during the official release of minecraft)

 

[Moose]

Seba entered chat.
Seba: actually no
Seba left chat.

 

[Prestige]

Dr. Super and Mr. Sandvich: theres an are english

 

[Verumae]

welp

 

[lana]

8:31 PM - El Verumae - I'm the One Percent: I'm like sonic 06 in the sense that I'm fucking god tier but everyone dismisses me as bad

z

 

[Fruity Snacks]

9:52 PM - Aly: So guys, who's a sexy NPC I could go marry
9:52 PM - ❆ Fr0z3n: Fairly odd parents reference.
9:52 PM - BlubberNuggets: alex lol
9:52 PM - ❆ Fr0z3n: Alex Kreeger. I found him in the mid west of Skyrim.
9:52 PM - ❆ Fr0z3n: Great Artist.
9:52 PM - ❆ Fr0z3n: has mutton chops
9:52 PM - ❆ Fr0z3n: Hard to miss.
9:52 PM - Prestige: hello blubber
9:52 PM - Aly: Haha

You can shoot me later rexy.

 

[Prestige]

Prestige: you put your own quote in the steam convos thread
Prestige: FORBIDDEN

 

[Ida]

6:05:AM - Okrag entered chat.
6:05:AM - Q sets mode: +o Okrag
6:05:AM - Muffin_: Hammerbot, please kick Okrag
6:05:AM - +Hammerbot: Muffin_: Help okrag find the pudding.
6:05:AM - Muffin_: rofl
6:05:AM - @Okrag: Hammerbot, get my coat
6:05:AM - +Hammerbot: Okrag: , Get me my coat.
6:05:AM - @Okrag: no u
6:05:AM - Muffin_: Hammerbot, get me Okrag
6:05:AM - +Hammerbot: Muffin_: , Please kick okrag.
6:05:AM - Muffin_: With pleasure
6:06:AM - @Okrag: hammerbot
6:06:AM - Muffin_ kicks Okrag

6:06:AM - @Okrag: Hammerbot go away we all hate you
6:06:AM - +Hammerbot: Okrag: I love you?
6:06:AM - @Okrag: oh god now I feel bad

 

[English Mobster]

We need to get that bot that xkcd has on its IRC that says "*Three Word Phrase Someone Said* would make a good name for a band."

 

[WastedMeerkat]

1:02 AM - slunchy: so how do you feel about commercialism?
1:02 AM - WastedMeerkat: meh
1:02 AM - WastedMeerkat: not too opinionated on that
1:02 AM - slunchy: you know, everything being advertised, bought, and sold; even the stuff you hold sacred
1:03 AM - slunchy: well it's a part of the OWS deal
1:03 AM - WastedMeerkat: I don't see what's bad about it
1:03 AM - void, king of space and time walks back in the chat
1:03 AM - WastedMeerkat: are you talking about like the "REMEMBER 9/11" t-shirts and all that?
1:03 AM - void, king of space and time walks back out
1:03 AM - slunchy: well what's said is that it cheapens everything
1:03 AM - WastedMeerkat: yeah
1:03 AM - WastedMeerkat: it's kinda stupid, but if people wanna buy it, whatever
1:04 AM - WastedMeerkat: I'm kind of a free-market guy
1:04 AM - slunchy: i suppose it doesn't affect you firectly
1:04 AM - slunchy: directly*, so you don't care?
1:04 AM - WastedMeerkat: yeah because I'm not a sissy girly man
1:04 AM - slunchy: character assassination
1:04 AM - slunchy: classy
1:04 AM - WastedMeerkat: I just shrug things off
1:04 AM - WastedMeerkat: like a true man
1:05 AM - slunchy: apathy is the mark of maturity
1:05 AM - WastedMeerkat: nah I'm just kiddin
1:05 AM - slunchy: oh u B)
1:05 AM - WastedMeerkat: but yeah I don't let things get to me most times
1:06 AM - slunchy: when it's person-to-person i'm stoic
1:06 AM - Detective Moosε ☎: same
1:06 AM - slunchy: but over the webz i get all butthurt
1:06 AM - Detective Moosε ☎: yeah
1:07 AM - WastedMeerkat: yeh
1:07 AM - slunchy: except in this case
1:07 AM - WastedMeerkat: kinda the same-ish
1:07 AM - Detective Moosε ☎: I am literally the this extremely stoic motherfucker
1:07 AM - Prestige Day: flouride is government poison
1:07 AM - WastedMeerkat: lol
1:07 AM - slunchy: most of what i said recently was sarcasm
1:07 AM - WastedMeerkat: same
1:07 AM - Detective Moosε ☎: not entirely literally
1:07 AM - WastedMeerkat: idk why moose but that made me laugh
1:07 AM - Detective Moosε ☎: let's not take that sentence too far
1:07 AM - slunchy: if you were that stoic
1:07 AM - slunchy: you'd be a fucking rock
1:07 AM - Detective Moosε ☎: yea
1:08 AM - slunchy: with sunglasses
1:08 AM - Detective Moosε ☎: B)
1:08 AM - Detective Moosε ☎: my computer didn't want me to type that face
1:08 AM - Detective Moosε ☎: it tried to stop me
...
1:10 AM - Detective Moosε ☎: I am all of the stoic asian masters
1:10 AM - Detective Moosε ☎: throughout history
1:10 AM - Detective Moosε ☎: literally every single one is me
1:10 AM - WastedMeerkat: http://forums.tf2maps.net/showpost.php?p=249084&postcount=1756
1:10 AM - WastedMeerkat: it's in there
1:10 AM - WastedMeerkat: it's in there, man
1:11 AM - WastedMeerkat: and now I'm gonna meke a never ending loop

Still funny

EDIT:

1:34 AM - Prestige Day: my bday is 23
1:34 AM - WastedMeerkat: oh
1:34 AM - WastedMeerkat: today
1:35 AM - WastedMeerkat: HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRESTIGGGGEEE
1:35 AM - slunchy: wellp, enjoy aging when people care
1:35 AM - Prestige Day: fuk u slunchy
1:35 AM - WastedMeerkat: YOU'RE NOW 1 YEAR CLOSER TO DEATH
Gerbil entered chat.
1:35 AM - Prestige Day: gerbil!
1:35 AM - Gerbil: Yes!
1:35 AM - slunchy: no fuk u boi il shit on ur face
1:36 AM - slunchy: hey gerbil
1:36 AM - WastedMeerkat: and then I'll poop in your mouth
1:36 AM - slunchy: prestige just got a girl pregnant
1:36 AM - slunchy: then everything will have gone according to plan, wasted
1:36 AM - Gerbil: so what's up
1:37 AM - slunchy: it's prestige's birthday
1:37 AM - Gerbil: yay
1:37 AM - Gerbil: happy birthday!
1:37 AM - slunchy: we were congratulating him on surviving in a first-world country for so long
1:37 AM - WastedMeerkat: heh
1:38 AM - WastedMeerkat: it's rough here in the us
1:38 AM - slunchy: i hope you get some good loot, prestige
1:38 AM - WastedMeerkat: you gotta deal with the constant threat of commercials on tv
1:38 AM - WastedMeerkat: and cheeseburgers
1:38 AM - WastedMeerkat: so many cheeseburgers
1:38 AM - slunchy: yep, wasted knows the menace of american living

 

[AngryAngus]

7:25 PM - WastedMeerkat: http://www.cracked.com/article_1881...ser2=Tech&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=flashback lol the opening paragraph
Howling Techie disconnected.
7:30 PM - WastedMeerkat: http://www.cracked.com/article_1889...ird+World&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=flashback this one is interesting
7:30 PM - WastedMeerkat: oh god it's another website to keep me busy
7:38 PM - WastedMeerkat: hehehe
7:38 PM - WastedMeerkat: the one about hasselhoff is best
7:40 PM - WastedMeerkat: night
7:40 PM - WastedMeerkat: going to bed
7:41 PM - slunchy: nite
WastedMeerkat disconnected.
WastedMeerkat entered chat.
7:58 PM - WastedMeerkat: http://imgur.com/r/funny/va41H gehehe
WastedMeerkat disconnected.
WastedMeerkat entered chat.
7:59 PM - WastedMeerkat: http://imgur.com/r/funny/uk2b4 lol
WastedMeerkat disconnected.
WastedMeerkat entered chat.
8:05 PM - WastedMeerkat: AHAHAHA http://imgur.com/r/funny/v0Buf
8:05 PM - WastedMeerkat: ok
8:05 PM - WastedMeerkat: I'm really going to bed now
WastedMeerkat disconnected.

 

[LeSwordfish]

<+Hammerbot> LeSwordfish: Checking the "treat as one" box will make hammer consider all selected faces as one continuous item. This is an absolute requirement for a competitively viable ctf map.

 

[Verumae]

Okrag: you know what
You have been banned from the chat by Okrag.

that was the best part

 

[Penguin]

Thread over guys, Verumae just posted the best possible quote.

 

[WastedMeerkat]

:<

 

[Verumae]

also
Good night, sweet prince.

RIP Verumae, 11-22-11 never forget

 

[LeSwordfish]

Hey, now you have a new quote for your sig.

 

[re1wind]

16:00 - grazr: Aw, no Aly
16:00 - ❆ Fr0z3n: She's asleep.
16:01 - grazr: Oh man, the stuff i'd be tempted to do if she fell asleep around me
16:01 - grazr: and wow that's way more pervy than it's supposed to be...

*rolleyes