Why do you love steam convos?

[BrokenTripod]

2:19 AM - Yarr! Phill: yuck steam.exe crashed while I was playing
2:19 AM - Yarr! Phill: tf2 didn't like much
2:19 AM - PaperOnFire: Is babies
2:20 AM - PaperOnFire: Alert, the enemy has taken our babies!
2:20 AM - Godslayer57 llGHll: ..Babies will end in 20 seconds!
2:21 AM - Broken:Tripod-Turret: Babytime...babytime...BABYTIME
2:21 AM - Snacks: Prepare for sudden babies!
2:21 AM - Broken:Tripod-Turret: We must push leetle baby
2:21 AM - PaperOnFire: what have I done
2:22 AM - E² StickZer0: He could be you, he could be me, he could even be BABIES
2:22 AM - Broken:Tripod-Turret: Baby here!
2:22 AM - E² StickZer0: And now he's here to f**k BABIES
2:22 AM - Snacks: We need a baby right here!
Aly entered chat.
2:22 AM - Jimmy The Con Manne: OH GOD OH WHAT
2:22 AM - PaperOnFire: Spy sapping my babies!
2:22 AM - E² StickZer0: Baby entered chat!
2:23 AM - Aly: ....
2:23 AM - E² StickZer0: ugh the word baby has suddenly lost all meaning
2:23 AM - PaperOnFire: Welcome to Team Fortress 2 Babies chat
2:23 AM - E² StickZer0: chrisrwinward@hotmail.com
2:23 AM - E² StickZer0: oops
2:23 AM - E² StickZer0: 10:23 - Snacks: We need a baby right here!
Aly entered chat.
2:23 AM - E² StickZer0: >.>
2:23 AM - Tech | TF2M: lets spam that email
2:23 AM - Aly: ...
2:23 AM - Broken:Tripod-Turret: Wave goodbye to your baby, wanker
2:23 AM - PaperOnFire: I sent an email to Baby Newell
2:24 AM - Broken:Tripod-Turret: Last one alive, lock the baby!
2:24 AM - E² StickZer0: to stop the BabyN, press the BabyN
2:24 AM - Jimmy The Con Manne: I shall send emails to babyzero
2:24 AM - E² StickZer0: UNLESS IT'S A BABY
2:24 AM - Jimmy The Con Manne: filled with spam
2:24 AM - Jimmy The Con Manne: >
2:24 AM - E² StickZer0:
2:24 AM - Snacks: Welcome to baby. After nine months in development, hopefully it will have been worth the wait.
2:24 AM - Jimmy The Con Manne: lololol
2:24 AM - Broken:Tripod-Turret: Another successful baby
2:24 AM - PaperOnFire: Piece of baby!
2:25 AM - E² StickZer0: DaBabyzProject
2:25 AM - Godslayer57 llGHll: I AM BABY PROOF!
2:25 AM - PaperOnFire: You must construct additional babies!
2:25 AM - Tech | TF2M: Need a babyspenser here!
2:25 AM - Broken:Tripod-Turret: I am heavy weapons guy, and THIS is my baby
2:26 AM - Godslayer57 llGHll: I think those Babies spotted me....yes yes they did
2:26 AM - Broken:Tripod-Turret: Boom! Babyshot
2:26 AM - PaperOnFire: Your team PICKED UP the enemy BABIES
2:26 AM - Tech | TF2M: Awesome, i know what the new gamemode is going to be
2:26 AM - PaperOnFire: Babyhunt
2:26 AM - Tech | TF2M: Yes
Tapp entered chat.
2:27 AM - PaperOnFire: Valve trademarked DOTA or something
2:27 AM - Rikka: yep
2:27 AM - Snacks: Congratulations, we have been awarded additional baby
2:27 AM - Broken:Tripod-Turret: Baby is perfect fuel for killing puny cowards!
2:27 AM - E² StickZer0: Hello, zis is scout! Babies make me cry!
2:27 AM - PaperOnFire: The enemy intelligence has returned to their babies
2:28 AM - Tech | TF2M: Double baby song D:
2:28 AM - PaperOnFire: Babies!
2:28 AM - PaperOnFire: The entire team is INTELLIGENCE!
2:28 AM - PaperOnFire: We make good babies!
2:29 AM - PaperOnFire: You had more babies that round as a Heavy than your previous best.
2:29 AM - Jimmy The Con Manne: lol
Tapp left chat.
2:29 AM - PaperOnFire: Authorized babies only
2:30 AM - Broken:Tripod-Turret: The baby is nearing the final teminus! Hahaha
2:30 AM - Godslayer57 llGHll: I have yet to meet one who can outsmart baby bullet
2:30 AM - PaperOnFire: PaperOnFire has found: Babies
2:31 AM - Snacks: Baby server unavailable
Doppler12| #my: left chat.
2:31 AM - PaperOnFire: Babies in: 9 seconds
2:31 AM - PaperOnFire: Press [,] to change babies
2:31 AM - Tech | TF2M: ,
2:31 AM - Broken:Tripod-Turret: And now whenever a bunch of babies are together in one places, it's called a farm
2:32 AM - PaperOnFire: Unless it's a baby
2:32 AM - Godslayer57 llGHll: I am Heavy babies Guy, and this is my baby She weighs 150 kilograms and fires $200 custom tooled babies at 10,000 rbabiesper minute. It costs $400,000 to fire this baby... for twelve babies
2:32 AM - PaperOnFire: no... Unless it's an entire team full of babies
2:33 AM - Snacks: ENGINE ERROR no free babies
2:33 AM - PaperOnFire: On hit: Babies for 5 seconds
2:33 AM - Tech | TF2M searches babies in Need for speed
2:33 AM - Broken:Tripod-Turret: Press right click to deploy baby
2:33 AM - Godslayer57 llGHll: What makes me a good baby? If I were a bad baby I wouldn't be sitting here, discussing it with you babies, now would I?! One crossed baby, one wayward pinch of baby chlorate, one errant baby... and KABABY
2:34 AM - Broken:Tripod-Turret: No, not a crazy gunman Dad, I'm a baby
2:35 AM - Snacks: First baby! That was fast!
2:35 AM - Godslayer57 llGHll: Hey, look buddy. I'm an baby engineer. That means I don't solve problems. Problems like, "What is baby beauty?," because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of 'baby philosophy'. I solve practical baby problems.
2:35 AM - Broken:Tripod-Turret: Flawless Babyctory!
ﻰNآk entered chat.
2:36 AM - PaperOnFire: Babies and me going to beat your ass
2:36 AM - Gerbil: It seems I have burst into babies.
2:37 AM - Broken:Tripod-Turret: All o' ya are dandies, pracin about with your heads full of babies!
2:37 AM - Godslayer57 llGHll: You listening? Okay… babies grows, babies fly, sun shines, and babies, I hurt babies. I'm a force of babies If you were from where I was from, you'd be babing dead! Whoooo!
2:37 AM - PaperOnFire: You were killed by the babies of: PaperOnFire
2:37 AM - ﻰNآk: has somebody of you experience in modelling for tf2 ?
2:37 AM - PaperOnFire: Babies babying my babies
2:37 AM - Snacks: The burning you feel? It is baby.
2:37 AM - Gerbil: Hudda hudda baby
2:37 AM - Godslayer57 llGHll: (We are in big epic baby brawl)
2:38 AM - ﻰNآk: I see ^^
2:38 AM - Tech | TF2M: If you want to race in real life, take your babies to your local tracj.
2:38 AM - Snacks: Every one of you deserves a baby!
2:38 AM - Broken:Tripod-Turret: I'm going to baby you like a cornish game hen
2:38 AM - Godslayer57 llGHll: No... that would be your baby mother!
2:38 AM - Broken:Tripod-Turret: Cry some baby!
2:38 AM - Gerbil: It seems that I am not the only baby.
2:39 AM - Tech | TF2M: Talking about babies, wheres our baby leader
2:39 AM - Tech | TF2M: i mean zpq
2:39 AM - ﻰNآk: -.-
2:39 AM - PaperOnFire: In a baby?
ﻰNآk left chat.
2:39 AM - PaperOnFire: oh no, that didn
2:39 AM - PaperOnFire: ...that didn
2:39 AM - PaperOnFire: my enter is broken
2:39 AM - Godslayer57 llGHll: Baby time! Baby time!Baby time!Baby time!Baby time!Baby time!Baby time!Baby time!Baby time!Baby time!Baby time!Baby time!Baby time!Baby time!Baby time!Baby time!Baby time!Baby time!Baby time!Baby time!Baby time!Baby time!Baby time!Baby time!Baby time!Baby time!Baby time!Baby time!Baby time!Baby time!Baby time!Baby time!Baby time!Baby time!Baby time!Baby time!Baby time!Baby time!Baby time!Baby time!Baby time!Baby time!
2:39 AM - PaperOnFire: that didn't sound right
2:40 AM - Godslayer57 llGHll: To much babies
2:40 AM - Gerbil: oktobabyfest!
2:40 AM - PaperOnFire: Bloody BABY!
2:41 AM - PaperOnFire: PaperOnFire left the game (Disconnect by babies.)
Tapp entered chat.
2:42 AM - PaperOnFire: Tip: As a Heavy, your Minigun chews up a lot of babies.
2:43 AM - Tapp: ENTIRE TEAM IS BABIES
2:43 AM - Tapp: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1721630/Permanent/render3.jpg
2:43 AM - Broken:Tripod-Turret: The baby is now available for capture
2:43 AM - Tapp: I am baby-proof
2:44 AM - Broken:Tripod-Turret: First baby! Finally!
2:44 AM - PaperOnFire: They hafta glue you back together, WITH BABIES!
2:45 AM - Tapp: You are loose BABY sandvich
2:45 AM - PaperOnFire: That baby kills them all? Good baby!
2:45 AM - Tapp: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1721630/Permanent/render3.jpg
Thoughts?
2:45 AM - PaperOnFire: Looks like a baby
2:46 AM - Tapp: anything else to add?
2:46 AM - E² StickZer0: I smell diaper changing station!
2:46 AM - Gerbil: too many yellow signs IMO. maybe space them out a bit
2:46 AM - Tapp: holy crap, it actually does look like a baby
2:46 AM - E² StickZer0: Yeah Tapp, what is it, and why are there so many signs?
2:46 AM - Tapp: the top part is a crib




/baby

 

[FaTony]

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ADMIN is now Offline.


Oh yes.

Nah, i've seen a girl (!) trolling such phisher for several hours.

 

[Fraz]

Yeah, that kinda sucked. The best way to do it is to pretend to fall into their trap giving them a fake pass and email/whatever. I once met a guy claiming to be an admin and we talked for hours, I got him in a position where he owned up he wasn't an admin and had cheated and was looking for accounts. He was quite a cool guy so I kept on talking to him.

 

[PaperOnFire]

I have unleashed a plague of babies.

 

[Godslayer57]

PaperOnFire is baby!

 

[Shaar]

20:24 - |HH|Shaar | Swarmhub.net: I think i just wet myself
Tyker left chat.

 

[Hanz]

Muffin: My fork disappeared
Muffin: brb
Hanz: haha
Muffin: It was in the noodle cup
Muffin: Which was in front of me
Muffin:

 

[Jimmy]

Jimmy The Con Manne: Its good to be mapping again
Blob: Hey
Blob: What's teh console command tyo urn off ctf capture crits?
grazr: It's good to be naked again
Jimmy The Con Manne: D:
A Boojum Snark: find bonus_time
A Boojum Snark: I never remember the prefix
grazr: naked_time
Blob: To turn off ctf capture crits?
grazr: To turn off clothes
A Boojum Snark: yes
Jimmy The Con Manne: hehehehe


I think there is a slight chance that Grazr is Drunk again.

 

[The Political Gamer]

9:29 PM - tpg: Question of the day: Sex is overrated?
9:29 PM - Cyked | asw_mod: yes
9:29 PM - nrd: Your mom
9:29 PM - Cyked | asw_mod: well vaginal sex is
9:29 PM - Cyked | asw_mod: anal with goats is very underated
9:30 PM - nine: ...
9:30 PM - Gerbil: Aaaaaaaand off to sleep
9:30 PM - Gerbil: enjoy your zoophilia
Gerbil left chat.

 

[Void]

Ol' Tricky Dev Measure TF2maps: you got a friend in the arse.
Gerbil: also less polygons I guess.
Ol' Tricky Dev Measure TF2maps: I got friend in the crotch. :| should the best music for toy story.
Cyked | asw_mod: :|
Gerbil: I have no idea what you're saying
Languid: ricardo is that you
Ol' Tricky Dev Measure TF2maps: hum... no.

 

[The Political Gamer]

8:20 PM - Cyked | asw_mod: long story short, his GFs penis is bigger than his

 

[The Political Gamer]

9:11 AM - Littleedge: I'm gonna be cool and play WoW

 

[Dain]

cat planet cat planet cat plane: are you there
Lieutenant General Spoonecods: bus
Lieutenant General Spoonecods: y
cat planet cat planet cat plane: at 1 in the morning
Lieutenant General Spoonecods: yes
Lieutenant General Spoonecods: trying to make DOSbox work
cat planet cat planet cat plane: on the bus

 

[Seba]

15:57 - func_door: also mayans never said the world will end, just that there would be a great change
15:57 - func_door: source engine 2 confirmed for 2012

 

[Void]

func_door: practically every valve map that's not 2fort is based on a place
Cyked | tf2heatmaps.net: ARMAGOOSE?
Midget: Hydro
Midget: Granary
void | texturefest: well
Cyked | tf2heatmaps.net: badlands?
void | texturefest: lumberyard
E² StickZer0: hoodoo
E² StickZer0 runs
E² StickZer0: ravine?
void | texturefest: viaduct
func_door: badlands was in new mexico they even said so in the comic!!!
E² StickZer0: gravelpit
void | texturefest: um
void | texturefest: other maps
E² StickZer0: gorge
void | texturefest: gorge
void | texturefest: Ffffff
Midget: Dustbowl and Goldrush are based more on times than places
E² StickZer0: sawmill
void | texturefest: doublecross
func_door: yes true midget
void | texturefest: doublecross is the least realistic place
void | texturefest: just look how unpractical the whole setup is
func_door: doublecross is not even named after a geological phenomenon
func_door: needs a rename
E² StickZer0: ctf_well
void | texturefest: late
Midget: coldfront
E² StickZer0: nope
Cyked | tf2heatmaps.net: Furnace Creek is a census-designated place (CDP) in Inyo County, California, United States. The population was 31 at the 2000 census. The elevation of the village is 190 feet (58 m) below sea level, making it the lowest census-designated place in the United States.
Midget: hurr
E² StickZer0: you just said well
E² StickZer0: arena_granary
Prestige is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
Midget: pl_sticksucks
E² StickZer0: arena_badlands
E² StickZer0: pl_failgoose
Midget: you said goose
Midget: jakkarra uses goose all the time
Midget: GTFO
E² StickZer0: ewww
void | texturefest: no valve map is based on a real place in any way beyond a name
E² StickZer0 is ashamed
Midget: He's infected you
Moosε: heh
void | texturefest: badwater basin is based on a real place in name only

 

[Ida]

A Boojum Snark: Penguin
A Boojum Snark: you dun been knocked up
A Boojum Snark: func_door got you preggers
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Evil.Iguana[CA]: a penguin and a func_door. We've been saying forever that once you let gays get married then anything goes. WHOS LAUGHING NOW?
func_door: what did I just alt-tab into here
func_door: you guys are awful
Ol' Tricky Dev Measure TF2maps: we? awful? dreams never come true. Time to wake Sleeping beauty.
Muffin: wut
Cinder Block: wat
Tech | TF2M: wot
nine: huh

 

[Lord Ned]

10:16 AM - Cinder Block drops a cinder block on chat
Your state is set to Offline.
Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.

 

[Tekku]

10:16 AM - Cinder Block drops a cinder block on chat
Your state is set to Offline.
Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.

I went offline after that too D:

 

[Lord Ned]

All of friends went down actually. And the crafting server. And the loadout servers.

 

[Konata]

Look what you did. No more dropping yourself on chats.