Why do you love steam convos?

lana

Currently On: ?????
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Sep 28, 2009
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Littleedge: Oh boy Ric
Littleedge: You're a cool, cool kid.
Littleedge: Welcome to the Blocked List again
Littleedge: i just CANNOT deal with your terrible English
Okrag: Now that isn't very nice little
Tricky Dev Measure TF2maps.net: little, screw you. Deal with your fancy mother, then.
 

Seba

DR. BIG FUCKER, PHD
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Jun 9, 2009
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00:24 - Littleedge: I think I'm gonna go fap and then sleep. Sounds like a plan
00:24 - Seba: :|
00:24 - Littleedge: Oh did I say fap? I meant umm
00:24 - Littleedge: Uhh
00:24 - Seba: I didn't really need to know that.
00:24 - Littleedge: sap
00:24 - Littleedge: Yeah sap
00:24 - Littleedge: I'm gonna go outside and get the sap out of the trees
 

Wilson

Boomer by Sleep
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May 4, 2010
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Tera: daww
Tera: i can't even properly hack minecraft+
Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: What
Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: Why would you hack in minecraft
Tera: because i want diamond
void | texturefest: MINE FASTER
Yarr! Phill: diamond?
void | texturefest: MINE STRONGER
void | texturefest: MINE HARDER
void | texturefest: MINE BETTER
void | texturefest: HAAAAAAAACK
void | texturefest left chat.
 
Nov 14, 2009
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I don't have the transcript of last night, but around 2:30 AM EST, we spent about 20 mins reassuring Void that the girl wouldnt reject him, reassuring penguin that he would have a good date, then had an intellectual conversation about if masturbation was a degenerative habbit. I believe fifth was of the opinion that it gives you penis cancer, which Booj debunked.
 

Fraz

Blu Hatte, Greyscale Backdrop.
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Dec 28, 2008
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22:39 - Midget now <3s dreamweaver
22:39 - Midget: its so good
22:39 - zpq: It is
22:39 - zpq: So easy to use
22:40 - Midget feels guilty he's using a table though
22:40 - zpq: :O
22:40 - zpq slaps
22:40 - zpq: NO
22:40 - zpq: NO
22:40 - zpq: NO
22:40 - Midget: D;
22:40 - zpq: FOR SHAME
22:40 - zpq: SHUN
22:40 - zpq: SHUN
22:40 - Midget: IT WAS EASIER THAN MAKING A LIST AND STYLING IT
22:40 - Midget: THERE
22:40 - Midget: I'VE SAID IT
22:40 - Midget: I'VE COME OUT
22:40 - zpq: Oh my god
22:40 - Midget: IF YOU CAN'T ACCEPT ME FOR THE TABLE MAKING PERSON I AM
22:41 - Midget: THEN
22:41 - zpq: I don't think I can take this in
22:41 - Midget: THEN
22:41 - Midget: I DONT KNOW IF I CAN LOVE YOU
22:41 - zpq: My son? MY son? I didn't...is it my fault?
22:41 - zpq: Was I not a good enough role model?
22:41 - Midget: No father, you were an excellent role model.
22:41 - Midget: it was not your fault.
22:41 - zpq: Does your mother know?
22:41 - Midget: It's these kids I've been hanging around at school...
22:42 - Midget: and no she doesn't. not yet
22:42 - Midget: I was going to phone her
22:42 - Midget: but they all use tables
22:42 - Midget: so why can't I?
22:42 - zpq: Well...it's just...I don't know how to react.
22:42 - zpq: I've been using CSS styling my whole life
22:43 - Midget: you have to remember though father, html is the backbone of web design
22:43 - Midget: utilising it well, if not slightly out of date elements can make it so much easier!
22:43 - zpq: I just don't want you hanging out with all of those bad web designers.
22:43 - zpq: you know the sort
22:44 - zpq: I want what's best for you
22:44 - Midget: I know you do father
22:44 - Midget: I'll stop talking to them if it pleases you
22:44 - Midget: I'll learn how to do things using CSS if it makes you happy
22:44 - Midget: Please, forgive me.
22:44 - zpq: I don't want to feel as though I'm pressuring you
22:44 - zpq: If you have made a choice.
22:45 - zpq: I will defend it
22:45 - zpq: As you father, I owe you that.
22:45 - Midget: As your son, I owe you faith, and not to question the ways you work, and be a good son and follow the practices you follow
22:46 - Midget: Do you forgive me?
22:46 - zpq: I do son.
22:47 - zpq: Now go, and do not sin again.
22:47 - Midget: okay father. I will go do this, properly!

Me and zpq had a proper father-son heart to heart about the styling of a web page.
 

Penguin

Clinically Diagnosed with Small Mapper's Syndrome
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May 21, 2009
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I don't have the transcript of last night, but around 2:30 AM EST, we spent about 20 mins reassuring Void that the girl wouldnt reject him, reassuring penguin that he would have a good date, then had an intellectual conversation about if masturbation was a degenerative habbit. I believe fifth was of the opinion that it gives you penis cancer, which Booj debunked.

my date cancelled
 
Apr 19, 2009
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2:07 PM - nine: I remember when the guy who made achievement_idle came in here
2:07 PM - Seba: We raged at him :D
2:07 PM - nine: and was trying to get us to do stuff cause he's a famous mapper
2:07 PM - tpg: lol
2:07 PM - E² StickZer0: lol
2:07 PM - tpg: like what?
2:07 PM - E² StickZer0: like what?
2:07 PM - E² StickZer0: damn ninjaed
2:07 PM - tpg: >:p
2:07 PM - Muffin: like what?
2:07 PM - Muffin: DAMN YOU FUCKING NINJAS
2:07 PM - Muffin: I QUIT
2:07 PM - E² StickZer0: i ninjad your lol :c
2:07 PM - tpg: ...
Muffin left chat.
 

lana

Currently On: ?????
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Sep 28, 2009
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Matt was streaming while watching my stream for music. Then this happened.

void | texturefest: http://youtube.com/watch?v=s1AWskt_XGg ahahahahahahaha
Broken:Tripod-Turret: So no watching other people map
Moosε is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
Matt: Nerdboy
Matt: WTF
nrd: SABOTAGING YOUR STREAM
Matt: :(
nrd: AHAHAHAHA
 
Apr 19, 2009
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9:05 PM - Fireman: spam moar linx pl0x
9:06 PM - nine: FREE STEAMED GAMES FROM NIVIDIA http://steemedgaemz.tk.br.us.co.uk.ru/FREE GAMES/
9:06 PM - nine: http://steemedgaemz.tk.br.us.co.uk.ru/FREE GAMES/
9:06 PM - nine: http://steemedgaemz.tk.br.us.co.uk.ru/FREE GAMES/
9:06 PM - nine: http://steemedgaemz.tk.br.us.co.uk.ru/FREE GAMES/
9:06 PM - nine: http://steemedgaemz.tk.br.us.co.uk.ru/FREE GAMES/
9:06 PM - nine: http://steemedgaemz.tk.br.us.co.uk.ru/FREE GAMES/
9:06 PM - nine: http://steemedgaemz.tk.br.us.co.uk.ru/FREE GAMES/
9:06 PM - nine: http://steemedgaemz.tk.br.us.co.uk.ru/FREE GAMES/
nine left chat.
 

Seba

DR. BIG FUCKER, PHD
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Jun 9, 2009
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22:37 - Seba: Hawk's tut says that Hammer uses Y as the up-down axis
22:37 - Seba: Did they change it?
22:38 - nine: no
22:38 - Dr. Thaddeus: Hammer uses Z
22:38 - nine: everything except hammer uses y as up-down
22:38 - Dr. Thaddeus: Facebook uses Z
22:38 - Dr. Thaddeus: ...3ds Max, NOT FACEBOOK
22:38 - Seba: lolwat
22:38 - nine: I get them confused all the time
 
Apr 19, 2009
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11:17 AM - fLm ♫: binding 3 of my mouse buttons to
11:17 AM - fLm ♫: "get turtleburgered by a professional gamer"
11:18 AM - fLm ♫: "wrangled..."
11:18 AM - tpg: airshot?
11:18 AM - supersandvich: swarmed idiot
11:18 AM - fLm ♫: and "killed by a sponsored professional engineer"
11:18 AM - Midget: that first one sounds like a weird sexual position
 

Penguin

Clinically Diagnosed with Small Mapper's Syndrome
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May 21, 2009
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12:33 PM - -ßЯҢ- drp: it was my inuinsured jet that crashed in to my uninsured home
12:33 PM - Penguin: oh dang
12:33 PM - Penguin: and your family was on board?
12:44 PM - -ßЯҢ- drp: every single traceable legacy of my family was on board. im the only one left. and im sterile.
12:45 PM - Penguin: what a twist
 
Aug 10, 2009
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3:45 PM - Matt: TESTING ON US SERVER
3:45 PM - Matt: GO GO GO
3:45 PM - Erich: :OPOO
3:45 PM - Moosε: AAAAA I HAVE TO GO CLIMBING
Moosε left chat.
3:46 PM - Muffin: CLIMBING
3:46 PM - Muffin: HOLY CRAP
3:46 PM - Muffin: AAAAAAAAA
Okrag entered chat.
Erich is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
3:46 PM - Muffin: I HOWEVER
3:46 PM - Muffin: MUST CONQUER DENMARK
Muffin left chat.
3:46 PM - Okrag: I can't quit you randdalf
3:48 PM - Matt: Okrag can we get an announcement
3:48 PM - Matt: capricorn, draft, and scrougne
3:48 PM - Okrag: What server?
3:48 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: okrag does announces?
3:48 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: :eek:
Muffin entered chat.
3:48 PM - Muffin: Back
3:48 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: how was denmark
3:48 PM - Muffin: Flat
3:48 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: figures
3:49 PM - Muffin: The ocean is made of beer
3:49 PM - Muffin: Which is pretty cool
3:49 PM - Matt: US
3:49 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: just like their women
3:49 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: oooooooooooooooh
3:49 PM - HellJumper: come palytest
3:49 PM - Muffin: Quite
3:49 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: that is cool though
3:49 PM - Muffin: Yes
3:49 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: makes up for the women
3:49 PM - Muffin: Not really no
3:49 PM - Muffin: It's so salty
3:49 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: well if you're drunk enough
3:49 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: oh
3:49 PM - Muffin: And has fish in it
3:49 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: that's too bad
3:49 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: oh ew
3:49 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: nevermind
3:50 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: screw denmark
3:50 PM - Muffin: Yeah
 

Jakkarra

L4: Comfortable Member
Aug 26, 2009
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[DFC] Jakkarra: Who the hell are you?
ADMIN: We apologize for any inconvenience, but due to an email we recently received from: InTractoin145@hotmail.com we are obligated to contact you. The account has been reported stolen by the alleged original account holder. Steam does not take these types of issues lightly.To clear up this incident and close this case labeled dispute No. 7632143 we need to verify a username and password. Again we apologize for any inconvenience. If this information is not submitted within 24 hours of this request your account may be disabled permanently.
[DFC] Jakkarra: Yeah, i don't believe this for a second
ADMIN: Are you sure?
ADMIN: Because your account will get disabled within a few hours.
[DFC] Jakkarra: Prove this is actually a steam admin. Phishers have tried similar things before
ADMIN: This is not phishing. This is an admin and we found out that your account was reported as stolen and to find out that you are the original user you must give us your details.
[DFC] Jakkarra: Yes
[DFC] Jakkarra: If this was a steam admin, you'd be able to tell this IP, the one i am using right now, is the one this steam account should be registered to
ADMIN: No, we arent sure if you are the original user of this account and so you must give us your details to verify you as the original user.
[DFC] Jakkarra: And where, pray, would i put these details
[DFC] Jakkarra: In a linked site, that turns out to not actually BE related to steam?
[DFC] Jakkarra: Common phishing tactic. Give me proof this is a steam admin, please
[DFC] Jakkarra: I believe it well within my rights to ask for such confirmation
ADMIN: No, sir you must give it us right now, thats why we contact you.
[DFC] Jakkarra: How about you prove you are connected to steam? it shouldnt be hard, if you actually are an admin
[DFC] Jakkarra: and since when do admins have to add you to their friends list to speak to you?
ADMIN: In this cases which is very important sir.
ADMIN: Dont worry.
[DFC] Jakkarra: Mate, seriously.
[DFC] Jakkarra: Prove you are a steam admin
ADMIN: You will receive an email to change your password within 24 hours.
[DFC] Jakkarra: mate, just give me a SHRED of proof that you are a steam admin
[DFC] Jakkarra: all i'm going on is the big "ADMIN" name
[DFC] Jakkarra: This is very coincidental
[DFC] Jakkarra: seeing as this coincides PERFECTLY with my forum account recently being cracked
[DFC] Jakkarra: Not a SPUF account,
[DFC] Jakkarra: Another forum
[DFC] Jakkarra: and this leads me to simply believe YOU are said Cracker
[DFC] Jakkarra: You should be able to easily see that my password has not changed in Months
[DFC] Jakkarra: This should be proof enough
ADMIN: No, sir we dont know anyone's password, and in this serious cases we have to receive them from the user.
[DFC] Jakkarra: I'm not believing this for a moment.
[DFC] Jakkarra: Why would giving my account name and password actually help you
[DFC] Jakkarra: iin any case
[DFC] Jakkarra: Especially as yourself, you have mentioned that you DO NOT KNOW IT?
ADMIN: No
ADMIN: Dont worry sir, everything is under control.
ADMIN: You will receive an email to change your password within 24 hours.
[DFC] Jakkarra: Will i now
[DFC] Jakkarra: I still don't believe this is actually an admin
ADMIN: It is.
[DFC] Jakkarra: Prove it.
ADMIN: How do you want.
[DFC] Jakkarra: Let me ponder this for a moment
[DFC] Jakkarra: Make your steam name Green
[DFC] Jakkarra: Without entering a game
[DFC] Jakkarra: Or better yet
[DFC] Jakkarra: Purple
ADMIN: This function is not allowed by steam yet.
[DFC] Jakkarra: What, turning your name green?
ADMIN: Yes
[DFC] Jakkarra: I shall prove you wrong.
Jakkarra is now playing: Phishing Simulator 2000
(Name is now green)
[DFC] Jakkarra: Hey!
ADMIN is now Offline.


Oh yes.