Why do you love steam convos?

[Wilson]

Server crashed and..

Wilson The Wrench: what the hell did you guys do?
Moosε: WE CHANGED MAPS
Moosε: OH GOD FUCK WHAT WERE WE THINKING
Moosε: SHOULD'VE KNOWN JESUS CHRIST IT WAS SO BLOODY OBVIOUS THAT WOULD HAPPEN
Prestige: YOU CANT DO THAT ON TF2MAPS SERVER
Prestige: EVERYONE KNOWS THAT

 

[Prestige]

ckd: Stink Horse:hey guys can I join? I made a game once
Robin:What game
Stink Horse: Madagasscar for the DS
Robin: lol
Stink Horse was kicked from the server (Reason: lol)

>talkin about the studio rumble group where all the game devs play.

 

[Penguin]

2:02 AM - flame (2): fuckin love dick

 

[cyked]

Matt: hamsters has found Golden Wrench no. 83!
ckd: FFFFF
DaBeatzProject: yay
DaBeatzProject: the previous one was an other furrie
Gerbil: hamsters?!
Gerbil: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU

 

[absurdistof]

3:59 AM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: and I was like
3:59 AM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: fool
3:59 AM - E² StickZer0: >.<
3:59 AM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: I'm not that pr0 yet
3:59 AM - E² StickZer0: *f00l
3:59 AM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: lol
3:59 AM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: toufuckingche

:O

I still stand by that touche

 

[Okrag]

You forgot the part about dupes

 

[Penguin]

1:17 PM - E.inc| [POG] Ricardo TF2maps.ne: lolcano makes me feel.. happy and laughing.
1:18 PM - E² StickZer0: lol
1:18 PM - E.inc| [POG] Ricardo TF2maps.ne: stick makes me sticky and glued.. to the floor

 

[cyked]

E.inc| [POG] Ricardo TF2maps.ne: boojum tomorrow you won't have milk
E.inc| [POG] Ricardo TF2maps.ne: for breakfast
ckd: :O
A Boojum Snark: Yes I will.
Littleedge: Huh
A Boojum Snark: There is a gallon and a half in the fridge.

 

[Seba]

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2867220/heart1.PNG

 

[The Political Gamer]

03:02 p.m. - nine: you guys forgot to tell me to unban midget
03:02 p.m. - E² StickZer0: rofl
03:02 p.m. - nine: :\

 

[Penguin]

4:34 PM - Penguin: it will be a tower defense and rocket jump training map
Jethrobot disconnected.
Pytholos disconnected.
tpg disconnected.
Nova|swtor disconnected.
FireSlash disconnected.
nrd disconnected.
supersandvich disconnected.
Prestige disconnected.
Shellderp disconnected.
4:34 PM - Penguin: oh shit
4:34 PM - I am the Muffinman: Oh dear
4:34 PM - Seba: Look what you done.

[/hipocrisy]

 

[The Political Gamer]

4:51 PM - Icarus: this is the worst week ever
4:51 PM - tpg: why?
4:51 PM - Seba: You just got your map officialised, stfu.
4:51 PM - Icarus: first, my copy of windows decides to go all apeshit on me
4:51 PM - Mott: Robin revoked his check
4:51 PM - Icarus: and I need to rofermat it
4:51 PM - Icarus: THEN
4:51 PM - Icarus: my monitor decides to die on me
TerAustralium is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
4:52 PM - nine: muahahahaha
4:52 PM - Tyker: you can buy 10 copies of windows and 10 monitors
4:52 PM - nine: wait for stagr 3 of my plan
4:52 PM - Prestige: lol
4:52 PM - Prestige: robins check bounced
4:52 PM - Icarus: lol
4:52 PM - Mott: Fffff CS5 trialr an out
4:53 PM - A Boojum Snark: You mean stage 3 of plr_eureka?
4:53 PM - tpg: or stovepipe_b4
4:53 PM - tpg runs
4:53 PM - nine: noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
nine left chat.

 

[Seba]

17:59 - nik: why didn't anyone tell me we have a #2?
18:00 - A Boojum Snark: nik
18:00 - A Boojum Snark: we have a poop
18:00 - A Boojum Snark: It is large and brown
18:00 - Seba: >.< @ Snark
18:00 - tpg: and it smells really bad
18:00 - A Boojum Snark: no tpg that's you
18:00 - tpg: :C

 

[Prestige]

4:34 PM - Penguin: it will be a tower defense and rocket jump training map
Jethrobot disconnected.
Pytholos disconnected.
tpg disconnected.
Nova|swtor disconnected.
FireSlash disconnected.
nrd disconnected.
supersandvich disconnected.
Prestige disconnected.
Shellderp disconnected.
4:34 PM - Penguin: oh shit
4:34 PM - I am the Muffinman: Oh dear
4:34 PM - Seba: Look what you done.

[/hipocrisy]

see? its still funny-ish. especially when its that huge.

 

[The Political Gamer]

6:19 PM - void | coldfront poster guy: So last night, I went to Cub with some friends to pick up food and drinks for the night. We get our stuff and leave. As we get in the car, a large black man carrying a toy poodle comes up to us asking for a dollar to spare. Here's where it gets good.
6:20 PM - void | coldfront poster guy: So he comes up to us, his right top side of teeth is just... missing, and he asks us for gas to "get him outta here"
6:21 PM - void | coldfront poster guy: He starts going on about how we all look like we're from the Geek Squad and starts singing the Geek Squad tune
6:21 PM - void | coldfront poster guy: Then he takes out his phone and says he needs to take a picture of "those geeky-ass mufuggas"
6:21 PM - void | coldfront poster guy: We give him the change we have from buying stuff
6:22 PM - void | coldfront poster guy: He pulls up his camera on his phone, and says "When ah say nerd, you say geek" "nerd" "geek" etc etc
6:22 PM - void | coldfront poster guy: He does that twice, because he messes up
6:23 PM - void | coldfront poster guy: He points to my friend Sam in the back. "Whats yo name, I like you." "Sam." "No, yo name SWIZZLE."
6:23 PM - void | coldfront poster guy: He points to me. "Whats yo name how bout you" "Aeon" "Yo name Squirt"
6:24 PM - void | coldfront poster guy: He points to another friend and says "You there by the door how bout you" "Andy" "No, yo name HANDJOB. I bet you get to beat all dat beavah"
6:25 PM - void | coldfront poster guy: He points to the driver. "You one geeky-ass mufugga, aint you. You da virgin of the group aint ya." Sam and the back talks about how hes had a girlfriend since freshman year. "Oh I bet you bust a nut all da time. Yo name Glasses."
6:26 PM - void | coldfront poster guy: He backs up into the car next to us to get another picture
6:27 PM - void | coldfront poster guy: A dog in the window barks at the toy poodle the man is carrying, he looks back confused and yells "What da HEELLLLL?" ... "That a bitch! ... Aint dat a BITCH!"
6:27 PM - void | coldfront poster guy: there are five people in the car by the way
6:27 PM - void | coldfront poster guy: thats the legal limit
6:27 PM - void | coldfront poster guy: anyways
6:27 PM - void | coldfront poster guy: Sam was in the middle in the back
6:27 PM - void | coldfront poster guy: hang on
6:27 PM - void | coldfront poster guy: phone
6:28 PM - void | coldfront poster guy: OK
6:28 PM - void | coldfront poster guy: So the owner of the car next to us comes up with his groceries
6:28 PM - void | coldfront poster guy: He's some middle-aged white guy
6:29 PM - void | coldfront poster guy: Keep in mind the lot is mostly empty, as this is at 1 in the morning
6:29 PM - void | coldfront poster guy: The fat man starts talking to the owner of the other car
6:30 PM - void | coldfront poster guy: He takes another picture of us and starts talking about how we should be on a show called Silent Library. And cyked, read the first sentence
6:30 PM - void | coldfront poster guy: "large black man"
6:32 PM - void | coldfront poster guy: We get his name, Jay, and his dog, Rosco. We even got his phone number. He says he'll let us go, so we leave, he talks with the owner of the other car, and goes into Cub to get dogfood. So now we're trying to get out of the parking lot without crashing, as everyone is madly laughing. We got a picture of Jay, if you guys want it
6:32 PM - void | coldfront poster guy: I need to get a hold of Swizzle. He got the pic
6:33 PM - void | coldfront poster guy: We left laughing for the next 10 minutes
6:33 PM - void | coldfront poster guy: Thats its

 

[Bermuda Cake]

that was a great story time

 

[Penguin]

I want to see the picture.

 

[absurdistof]

I want to see the picture.

Same.



6:09 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: there are multiple claws?!
6:09 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: D:!
6:09 PM - The Claw (2): they make damn good sourdough gormet pepperoni pizzas
6:09 PM - Moosε: they do
6:09 PM - The Claw (2): THERE ARE MULTIPLE CLAWS?
Prestige entered chat.
6:09 PM - Moosε: what
6:09 PM - Prestige: yes
Stink Horse is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
6:09 PM - Moosε: Multiple claws?
6:10 PM - Prestige: yes
6:10 PM - Moosε: Oh, well, alrighty then.
6:10 PM - Prestige: no
6:10 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: wait what
6:10 PM - Moosε: yes
6:10 PM - Prestige: yes

 

[grazr]

6:19 PM - void | coldfront poster guy: So last night, I went to Cub with some friends to pick up food and drinks for the night. We get our stuff and leave. As we get in the car, a large black man carrying a toy poodle comes up to us asking for a dollar to spare. Here's where it gets good...

I would use those nick names. They are amazing. How you get your nicknames is also important so these names are legitimately appropriate to adopt.

 

[absurdistof]

4:31 AM - Wilson The Cyborg Engineer: When did Golrock Gulch thread turn into flamewar
4:31 AM - Wilson The Cyborg Engineer: D:
4:31 AM - TerAustralium: this chat is now minecraft related
4:31 AM - TerAustralium: gtfo tf2 mappers
4:32 AM - Tech | TF2M: D:
4:32 AM - Tech | TF2M: Bleh
TerAustralium got kicked from chat.
42` Randdalf left chat.
4:33 AM - Wilson The Cyborg Engineer: did he just?
4:33 AM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: lolwut
4:33 AM - Wilson The Cyborg Engineer: Ahahahahahhahaa
4:33 AM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: haha
4:33 AM - TerAustralium: wtf
4:33 AM - TerAustralium: i wasnt kicked
4:33 AM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: lol
4:33 AM - Steff0o: lol
TerAustralium got kicked from chat.
4:33 AM - Wilson The Cyborg Engineer: lol
4:33 AM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: lolol
4:33 AM - TerAustralium: what the fuck
TerAustralium got kicked from chat.