Why do you love steam convos?

[lana]

You're on permanent happy watch nine.

 

[Seba]

21:08 - nrd: Robot was coined in a play featuring human like machines built by a scientist
21:08 - nrd: The machines then proceeded to slaughter the citizens of a small town
21:08 - Midel IN 3D: Best play ever.

 

[lana]

Stink Horse: oh man it's totally time to map
Stink Horse: I've been looking forward to this all day!
YM left chat.
nine is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
- MANY HOURS PASSED. AND THEN. -
nrd trips over the stereo wiring
nrd: CRASH
nrd: BAM
nrd: KABLAM
nrd: SMASH
nrd: SILENCE BREAKER
nrd: OH NO THE CD TRAY IS TIPPING
nrd: CRASH
nrd: SMASH
nrd: SCATTER
nrd: CD SLIDE
nrd: VARIOUS LOUD NOISES
nrd: MAYBE GLASS BREAKING
Ravidge: That took hours to set up properly! :C

 

[The Political Gamer]

8:01 AM - Midget: jfyi, zpq is not my bitch, we're mutual lovers

 

[Tekku]

17:59 - Westerhound jumps on boojum
17:59 - [TA] zpq: FOLLOW THAT BE-HATTED MAN
17:59 - Westerhound takes zpqs wallet
17:59 - Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse takes shotgun
18:00 - Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse shoots Westerhound
18:00 - Westerhound runs away faster than boojum
18:00 - Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse tells Wester that it is impossible because he is dead
18:00 - Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse causes PARA
18:00 - Westerhound has "Level 49 shield of blocking bullets
18:00 - Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse causes PARADOX
18:00 - A Boojum Snark leaves because the map finally loaded
18:00 - Westerhound looks at boojum with a llamaish look
18:00 - Eyce types blue text
18:01 - Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse thinks Eyce is boring
18:01 - Muffin Man muffins

Everyone was kicked from the chat by [TA] zpq

Dam you!

 

[Tekku]

True..

20:08 - ckd: ohhh dis is bad http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/160/d/6/NEW__The_Bowman__s_Bowie_by_triforcebrawler.jpg
Drexer disconnected.
tpg disconnected.
Jethro disconnected.
A Boojum Snark disconnected.
MrLate; disconnected.
nine disconnected.
42` Randdalf disconnected.
Dat Owlruler disconnected.
oak disconnected.

Part II..

Shmitz disconnected.
flame ♫ disconnected.
HeaH disconnected.
Kiwi ||NADES|| disconnected.
Yarr! Pc_Madness disconnected.
The Mick-a-nator disconnected.
20:43 - tpg: http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/6042/engie.jpg
Stink Horse disconnected.
FireSlash disconnected.
Westerhound disconnected.
Ravidge disconnected.
UGLYdumpling disconnected.
nrd disconnected.

 

[The Political Gamer]

Yeah steam kinda died at the right time. lol

 

[The Political Gamer]

Psy entered chat.
12:47 p.m. - Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: Hey psy
12:48 p.m. - Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: I found a clipping issue on nightfall
12:48 p.m. - Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: I posted about it to thread
12:48 p.m. - Psy: yes. I already saw it.
12:49 p.m. - -ßЯҢ- drpepper: psy theres a clipping issue. wilson posted in the thread about it. please fix it.

 

[Gerbil]

E² StickZer0: "In the beginning, there was only Flame"
E² StickZer0: "Flame created the earth and the heavens"
DaBeatzProject: ........
E² StickZer0: "and it was good"
Gerbil: "On the second day he created the gym"
E² StickZer0: "On the third day, he created the Scattergun"
E² StickZer0: "and he did pwn with it"
DaBeatzProject: on the fourth day
DaBeatzProject: he god banned
DaBeatzProject: .
DaBeatzProject: lol "god"
Gerbil: No dude that's day 7
E² StickZer0: XD
DaBeatzProject: oh
DaBeatzProject: oops
Gerbil: On the 4th day he created adam and eve. aka selentic and trotim
DaBeatzProject: and they... did wrong things
E² StickZer0: And he saw that they were furry
Gerbil: and it was meh
DaBeatzProject: and the wolf came to paradise
DaBeatzProject: and they did more wrong things
Italian Cookies left chat.
DaBeatzProject: and flame saw that it was all good.
Gerbil: On the 5th day he created the forbidden drink. A drink so blurry no man can name it.
DaBeatzProject: Some call it bonk
DaBeatzProject: o:
Hanz entered chat.
DaBeatzProject: named after the sound the drinkers make after they hit the floor
E² StickZer0: On the sixth day, flame created a campaign
E² StickZer0: he called it
E² StickZer0: the F4A campaign
E² StickZer0: and it lasted all the way through day six
Hanz: hi
E² StickZer0: and finished at 6:15 on day 7
Gerbil: In which he said
E² StickZer0: *am
Gerbil: "this map sucks, change it."
E² StickZer0: And the map was changed
Gerbil: and then he changed it to coldfront
Gerbil: and saw that it was good.
E² StickZer0: and he saw that it was good
E² StickZer0: At the end of Day 7, flame thought "fuck dis shit" and banned the whole world

Those were a silly 5 minutes.

 

[The Political Gamer]

8:40 AM - Dat Owlruler: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/629787/awww.JPG
8:41 AM - -ßЯҢ- drpepper: ill fight you owl
8:42 AM - Dat Owlruler: D:
8:42 AM - Dat Owlruler: I CHOOSE YOU
8:42 AM - Dat Owlruler: ZPQ
8:42 AM - [TA] zpq squarks
8:43 AM - -ßЯҢ- drpepper: zpq uses splash.
8:43 AM - -ßЯҢ- drpepper: it does nothing.
8:43 AM - -ßЯҢ- drpepper: oh wait...
8:43 AM - -ßЯҢ- drpepper: zpq is evolving
8:43 AM - [TA] zpq splashes around idley.
8:43 AM - [TA] zpq: :O
8:43 AM - [TA] zpq grows a bit.
8:43 AM - [TA] zpq: Oh, false alarm.
8:43 AM - E² StickZer0: lol
8:43 AM - Dat Owlruler: ZPQ, USE STEAL
8:43 AM - [TA] zpq returns to splashing.
8:43 AM - [TA] zpq steals.
8:43 AM - -ßЯҢ- drpepper: oh no he wasnt evolving
8:43 AM - -ßЯҢ- drpepper: he was just struggling to breathe
8:43 AM - [TA] zpq:
8:43 AM - -ßЯҢ- drpepper: zpq is now dead
8:43 AM - [TA] zpq: D:
8:43 AM - [TA] zpq: x____X
E² StickZer0 is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
8:44 AM - [TA] zpq dies.
8:44 AM - Dat Owlruler: OWLRULER USED GUN
8:44 AM - Dat Owlruler: BLAM BLAM BLAM
8:44 AM - Tech | TF2M: Just eat the chat and noone will survive D:
8:44 AM - Dat Owlruler: Owlruler commited suicide
8:44 AM - -ßЯҢ- drpepper used a BBGUN
8:44 AM - [TA] zpq: *PEW PEW PEW
8:44 AM - -ßЯҢ- drpepper: Owl is dead.
8:44 AM - Knight-Errant: double dead.
8:44 AM - [TA] zpq: give tf_weapon_flamethrower
8:44 AM - [TA] zpq burns you all.
Knight-Errant left chat.
8:45 AM - Dat Owlruler eats the flamethrower
8:45 AM - [TA] zpq: D:
8:45 AM - [TA] zpq: o noez
8:45 AM - [TA] zpq evolves into a rock.
8:45 AM - Dat Owlruler can now BREATHE FIRE
8:45 AM - [TA] zpq sits still, so no one notices.
8:45 AM - Midget puts zpq in a box
8:46 AM - Dat Owlruler melts all rocks in a mile radius
8:46 AM - [TA] zpq: Ow
8:46 AM - [TA] zpq: Bastard.
8:46 AM - [TA] zpq was safe enough in the box, though
8:46 AM - Muffin Man: I doubt anyone can see what's going on here but here's my layout sketch anyway http://dl.dropbox.com/u/757189/stage3.jpg
8:46 AM - [TA] zpq: Just a little burnt
8:46 AM - Dat Owlruler opens the box and breathes fire into it
8:46 AM - [TA] zpq: :<
8:47 AM - Dat Owlruler dies due to his throat setting on fire

 

[The Political Gamer]

Jonah entered chat.
9:06 AM - Jonah: hai
9:07 AM - Dat Owlruler: gtfo
Jonah left chat.
9:07 AM - E² StickZer0: lol
9:07 AM - Seba: OWL YOU MONSTER
Jonah entered chat.
9:07 AM - Dat Owlruler: anyway, I really do hate jonah, I'm glad he's not here to hear this.
9:08 AM - Dat Owlruler: <.<
9:08 AM - Jonah: hi

 

[Seba]

11:31 - Shmitz: http://www.horizonscape.com/shmitz/mark_murloc.wav
11:32 - Seba: Shmitz, now I will read your text in that exact voice until the end of time. Way to go.
11:34 - Jethro: Murloc Gear Solid
11:34 - Jethro: or
11:34 - Jethro: Final Murloc
11:34 - Jethro: or Team Murloc
11:34 - Jethro: or Half-Murloc
11:34 - Jethro: Murloctal?
11:34 - Jethro: Left 4 Murloc?
11:34 - Jethro: Crash Murloc?
11:34 - Jethro: Spyro the Murloc?
11:34 - Jethro: Deus Murloc?
11:34 - Jethro: Beyond Good and Murloc?

 

[Seba]

11:43 - A Boojum Snark: screw you steam
A Boojum Snark disconnected.

 

[A Boojum Snark]

2329 - Littleedge: This one girl at my school.
2329 - Littleedge: SHE LOOKS LIKE A SPITTER FROM L4D2
2329 - Matt | Vaguely on Vacation: WTF
2329 - Matt | Vaguely on Vacation: DATE THAT SHIT


edit: @ seba above... you dolt. That was a purposeful disconnect. I was mad because it was refusing to launch anything and needed to be restarted. Don't be so hasty to post things... now I'll call the validity of ALL your posts into question <.<

 

[Okrag]

2329 - Littleedge: This one girl at my school.
2329 - Littleedge: SHE LOOKS LIKE A SPITTER FROM L4D2
2329 - Matt | Vaguely on Vacation: WTF
2329 - Matt | Vaguely on Vacation: DATE THAT SHIT


edit: @ seba above... you dolt. That was a purposeful disconnect. I was mad because it was refusing to launch anything and needed to be restarted. Don't be so hasty to post things... now I'll call the validity of ALL your posts into question <.<

He posted it because you insulted Steam and then were disconnected.

 

[A Boojum Snark]

Except I wasn't "were disconnected", that was me hitting Exit. Making it a totally boring and unfunny occurrence

 

[The Political Gamer]

10:07 a.m. - [TA] zpq: bye bye everyone
[TA] zpq left chat.
10:07 a.m. - [TA] zpq: wait a sec
10:07 a.m. - Dat Owlruler: hey zpq
10:07 a.m. - [TA] zpq forgot his hat
10:07 a.m. - [TA] zpq grabs.
10:07 a.m. - [TA] zpq: Bai bai
[TA] zpq left chat.
10:07 a.m. - Dat Owlruler: bye
[TA] zpq has entered chat.
10:07 a.m. - Dat Owlruler: 'lo again
10:07 a.m. - [TA] zpq: Oopps
10:08 a.m. - Littleedge: zpq
10:08 a.m. - [TA] zpq: Wrong hat
10:08 a.m. - Littleedge: You need to ask Dario
10:08 a.m. - [TA] zpq steals Owl and runs
10:08 a.m. - Littleedge: About this Golden thing
10:08 a.m. - Dat Owlruler: >:C
10:08 a.m. - Dat Owlruler: RAEG
10:08 a.m. - Midel IN 3D: Stop running away.
10:08 a.m. - [TA] zpq: haha!
[TA] zpq left chat.
Dat Owlruler left chat.
10:08 a.m. - Dat Owlruler: [TA] zpq just sang along to the whole Caramelldansen song D:
[TA] zpq: In Swedish.
[TA] zpq: Fluently
10:08 a.m. - [TA] zpq: o noez
10:08 a.m. - [TA] zpq: my secret.
10:08 a.m. - [TA] zpq runs
10:09 a.m. - Littleedge: I can do that, Owl.
10:09 a.m. - [TA] zpq: Pah, I'm sure EVERYONE has sung that in Swedish at some point.
10:09 a.m. - Midel IN 3D: You cannot run from me.
10:09 a.m. - Midel IN 3D: I CAN BE EVERYWHERE AT ONCE.
10:09 a.m. - Dat Owlruler: midel, I live in 2D
10:09 a.m. - Dat Owlruler: so I can run from you
10:09 a.m. - [TA] zpq lives in 6D

 

[Bermuda Cake]

Except I wasn't "were disconnected", that was me hitting Exit. Making it a totally boring and unfunny occurrence

no, you saying that made it boring and unfunny!
We didn't know, did we?

 

[Ida]

MaRkla[R]: Hello, dear friends! I welcome! All this week I sat at the computer and have considered that all mine

Dreams have failed crash in sphere Counter-Strike:Source. I thought that it is everything, the end! Has wanted to throw

Counter-Strike, or to find alternative to this game (for example: COD MW2 or Counter-Strike 1.6). But, I

Has collected the thoughts both emotions and the beginnings of a way of the decision of my problem, though not only mine, but also half

The gamers playing Counter-Strike:Source. I read all new and new articles on returning of the new

Counter-Strike:Source (new) in old Counter-Strike:Source (old). Почитав and попарившись, I начеркал

autoexec and config which will as much as possible approach new CS:S to the old.

I gave the друзям испробывать mine config and autoexec, and all of them were very happy. Have told that

Now we have returned in old and native CS:S. On mix cards ФПС from 90 to 210. Lerp on servers ilsanny

It is equal 0.0 ms.

To сожелению, I could not clean death, at which people ложаться on a floor. But this business of time and is fast Valve

It пофиксят also have added free 2 free игрули alien vs predator and BBC2. A drawing has put minimum, for increase ФПС.
http://rghost.ru/2038511-it the adjusting file will help to return old Cs:source.Стоит all to replace

The file.exe and at you will be started updating.

 

[Wilson]

MaRkla[R] entered chat.
nik: you can sorta see it here
nik: http://forums.tf2maps.net/geek/gars/images/5/3/7/6/koth_wadi_a2a0007.jpg
MaRkla[R]: Hello, dear friends! I welcome! All this week I sat at the computer and have considered that all mine

Dreams have failed crash in sphere Counter-Strike:Source. I thought that it is everything, the end! Has wanted to throw

Counter-Strike, or to find alternative to this game (for example: COD MW2 or Counter-Strike 1.6). But, I

Has collected the thoughts both emotions and the beginnings of a way of the decision of my problem, though not only mine, but also half

The gamers playing Counter-Strike:Source. I read all new and new articles on returning of the new

Counter-Strike:Source (new) in old Counter-Strike:Source (old). Почитав and попарившись, I начеркал

autoexec and config which will as much as possible approach new CS:S to the old.

I gave the друзям испробывать mine config and autoexec, and all of them were very happy. Have told that

Now we have returned in old and native CS:S. On mix cards ФПС from 90 to 210. Lerp on servers ilsanny

It is equal 0.0 ms.

To сожелению, I could not clean death, at which people ложаться on a floor. But this business of time and is fast Valve

It пофиксят also have added free 2 free игрули alien vs predator and BBC2. A drawing has put minimum, for increase ФПС.
*Scam link* it the adjusting file will help to return old Cs:source.Стоит all to replace

The file.exe and at you will be started updating.
nik: wat is this
Muffin: ...
Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: What?
MaRkla[R] left chat.

EDIT:


MaRkla[R] entered chat.
Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: You post same thing one second before me
Zeewier: scorer of 1-1 (for netherlands)
Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: Same guy again?
Muffin:
Muffin: Yeah, that's the same guy
Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: What today mr. css crashes
MaRkla[R]: Hello, dear friends! I welcome! All this week I sat at the computer and have considered that all mine

Dreams have failed crash in sphere Counter-Strike:Source. I thought that it is everything, the end! Has wanted to throw

Counter-Strike, or to find alternative to this game (for example: COD MW2 or Counter-Strike 1.6). But, I

Has collected the thoughts both emotions and the beginnings of a way of the decision of my problem, though not only mine, but also half

The gamers playing Counter-Strike:Source. I read all new and new articles on returning of the new

Counter-Strike:Source (new) in old Counter-Strike:Source (old). Почитав and попарившись, I начеркал

autoexec and config which will as much as possible approach new CS:S to the old.

I gave the друзям испробывать mine config and autoexec, and all of them were very happy. Have told that

Now we have returned in old and native CS:S. On mix cards ФПС from 90 to 210. Lerp on servers ilsanny

It is equal 0.0 ms.

To сожелению, I could not clean death, at which people ложаться on a floor. But this business of time and is fast Valve

It пофиксят also have added free 2 free игрули alien vs predator and BBC2. A drawing has put minimum, for increase ФПС.
*SCAM LINK* Steam.exe it the adjusting file will help to return old Cs:source.Стоит all to replace

The file.exe and at you will be started updating. nice
MaRkla[R] left chat.