What do you think will happen in meet the medic/pyro?

[Numerous]

Maybe they'll release both of them at the same time, when they make the engi update. Maybe combined, but I really doubt it, it'd make the medics/pyros feel ripped off.

So what do you think will happen?

 

[Flying Chicken]

They'll reveal the pyro and screw the medic's personality. Thanks.

 

[Hawk]

I think for the Pyro they'll have his gender be a consistent issue throughout the video. They'll tease us with several possibilities a la SNL's "Pat", but they'll never actually tell us the gender, leaving it out there to taunt us.

I really couldn't guess for the Medic. Hopefully they do something awesome.

 

[grazr]

Yea, hopefully it's not the medic feltching the heavy for 5 minutes.

 

[Terr]

Just like "Meet The Spy" wasn't an interview-style spy monologue, Meet The Pyro won't be that way either. We'll get footage of other teammates talking about the mysterious Pyro, and clips of funny situations and Pyro saving the day somehow.

 

[Trotim]

And since Medic's voice actor is always incredibly busy, we won't get to see that anytime soon, if at all.

 

[Tinker]

And since Medic's voice actor is always incredibly busy, we won't get to see that anytime soon, if at all.

Can people please stop this rumour? It's bullshit and originated from somewhere in the Steam forums, but just because he's quite a few voices doesn't mean he can't do Meet the Medic.

 

[The Political Gamer]

Yea, hopefully it's not the medic feltching the heavy for 5 minutes.

I don't think valve reads the fan-fictions.

 

[grazr]

I don't think valve reads the fan-fictions.

But they play their own games, right?

:glare:

 

[KaiserFate]

The Medic will no doubt spend the whole time justifying (or attempting to justify) his blatant disregard for the Hippocratic Oath.
No idea what they'll do for the Pyro though. But I seriously doubt they will do exactly what everyone is expecting.

 

[Bolty]

I'd say that Valve will check all available forums about this topic and scrap all ideas that are nearly similar to any that has been already suggested.

 

[grazr]

I dunno, i'm pretty sure Hawk got it pretty accurately with the pyro. Either that or it's just shots of him airblasting projectiles at everyone else with no actual "dialogue".

 

[EArkham]

I expect a hilarious reference to the "pyro is a girl" threads. Like, a quick shot of a cute girl in the introduction as if she were the focus, then the pyro pokes his head right in front of the camera and mumbles, "no, over here." Break to the "Meet the Pyro" title.

Bonus points if they subtitle the whole thing.

Kep

 

[gamemaster1996]

Gentlemen i beleive there is a spy among us.
He's probably on this very thread watching our ideas...

 

[Numerous]

Gentlemen i beleive there is a spy among us.
He's probably on this very thread watching our ideas...

And then the pyro burns the crap out of everyone, and the spy dies.

But since there's friendly fire in the "meet the **" videos, won't it be hard for the pyro to spycheck?

 

[The Gentlemanne]

Gentlemen i beleive there is a spy among us.
He's probably on this very thread watching our ideas...

*Ahem*

 

[Firest0rm]

meet the pyro: 3 min long video of it trying to remove the mask, but when it finally is about to get the mask off BOOM. hl2.exe error

 

[Retroid]

I think the Pyro with be a well educated brittish woman (a toff), chubby with ginger hair and freckles. The whole video will be her talking with a posh accent and a glass of merlot in her hand gazing into a fireplace talking about how barbaric the whole thing is (and slightly hinting that she's a bycicle for the rest of the team) before slowly giving into the urge to burn stuff in a saddistic manner.

Just at the end you'll see the Medic entering the room in his dressing gown and slippers telling her to calm down before she burns the house down and then we'll get the Meet the Medic video.

 

[Numerous]

I'd say that Valve will check all available forums about this topic and scrap all ideas that are nearly similar to any that has been already suggested.

Post that on the valve forums, that way valve absolutely CANNOT do something that isn't on the steam forums.
PARADOXES FTW!

 

[Dr. KillPatient]

I think the Pyro with be a well educated brittish woman (a toff), chubby with ginger hair and freckles. The whole video will be her talking with a posh accent and a glass of merlot in her hand gazing into a fireplace talking about how barbaric the whole thing is (and slightly hinting that she's a bycicle for the rest of the team) before slowly giving into the urge to burn stuff in a saddistic manner.

Just at the end you'll see the Medic entering the room in his dressing gown and slippers telling her to calm down before she burns the house down and then we'll get the Meet the Medic video.

Actually one of Soldier's domination lines for Medic references his wife so who knows.