What do you think will happen in meet the medic/pyro?

Discussion in 'Team Fortress 2 Talk' started by Numerous, Jan 12, 2010.

  1. Numerous

    Numerous L4: Comfortable Member

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    Maybe they'll release both of them at the same time, when they make the engi update. Maybe combined, but I really doubt it, it'd make the medics/pyros feel ripped off.

    So what do you think will happen?
     
  2. Flying Chicken

    Flying Chicken L69: Deviant Member

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    They'll reveal the pyro and screw the medic's personality. Thanks.
     
  3. Hawk

    Hawk L7: Fancy Member

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    I think for the Pyro they'll have his gender be a consistent issue throughout the video. They'll tease us with several possibilities a la SNL's "Pat", but they'll never actually tell us the gender, leaving it out there to taunt us.

    I really couldn't guess for the Medic. Hopefully they do something awesome.
     
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  4. grazr

    aa grazr Old Man Mutant Ninja Turtle

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    Yea, hopefully it's not the medic feltching the heavy for 5 minutes.
     
  5. Terr

    aa Terr Cranky Coder

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    Just like "Meet The Spy" wasn't an interview-style spy monologue, Meet The Pyro won't be that way either. We'll get footage of other teammates talking about the mysterious Pyro, and clips of funny situations and Pyro saving the day somehow.
     
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  6. Trotim

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    And since Medic's voice actor is always incredibly busy, we won't get to see that anytime soon, if at all.
     
  7. Tinker

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    Can people please stop this rumour? It's bullshit and originated from somewhere in the Steam forums, but just because he's quite a few voices doesn't mean he can't do Meet the Medic.
     
  8. The Political Gamer

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    I don't think valve reads the fan-fictions.
     
  9. grazr

    aa grazr Old Man Mutant Ninja Turtle

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    But they play their own games, right?

    :glare:
     
  10. KaiserFate

    KaiserFate L69: Deviant Member

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    The Medic will no doubt spend the whole time justifying (or attempting to justify) his blatant disregard for the Hippocratic Oath.
    No idea what they'll do for the Pyro though. But I seriously doubt they will do exactly what everyone is expecting.
     
  11. Bolty

    Bolty L1: Registered

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    I'd say that Valve will check all available forums about this topic and scrap all ideas that are nearly similar to any that has been already suggested.
     
  12. grazr

    aa grazr Old Man Mutant Ninja Turtle

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    I dunno, i'm pretty sure Hawk got it pretty accurately with the pyro. Either that or it's just shots of him airblasting projectiles at everyone else with no actual "dialogue".
     
  13. EArkham

    aa EArkham Necromancer

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    I expect a hilarious reference to the "pyro is a girl" threads. Like, a quick shot of a cute girl in the introduction as if she were the focus, then the pyro pokes his head right in front of the camera and mumbles, "no, over here." Break to the "Meet the Pyro" title.

    Bonus points if they subtitle the whole thing.

    Kep
     
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  14. gamemaster1996

    gamemaster1996 L13: Stunning Member

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    Gentlemen i beleive there is a spy among us.
    He's probably on this very thread watching our ideas...
     
  15. Numerous

    Numerous L4: Comfortable Member

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    And then the pyro burns the crap out of everyone, and the spy dies.

    But since there's friendly fire in the "meet the **" videos, won't it be hard for the pyro to spycheck?
     
  16. The Gentlemanne

    The Gentlemanne L4: Comfortable Member

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    *Ahem*
     
  17. Firest0rm

    Firest0rm L4: Comfortable Member

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    meet the pyro: 3 min long video of it trying to remove the mask, but when it finally is about to get the mask off BOOM. hl2.exe error
     
  18. Retroid

    Retroid L5: Dapper Member

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    I think the Pyro with be a well educated brittish woman (a toff), chubby with ginger hair and freckles. The whole video will be her talking with a posh accent and a glass of merlot in her hand gazing into a fireplace talking about how barbaric the whole thing is (and slightly hinting that she's a bycicle for the rest of the team) before slowly giving into the urge to burn stuff in a saddistic manner.

    Just at the end you'll see the Medic entering the room in his dressing gown and slippers telling her to calm down before she burns the house down and then we'll get the Meet the Medic video.
     
  19. Numerous

    Numerous L4: Comfortable Member

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    Post that on the valve forums, that way valve absolutely CANNOT do something that isn't on the steam forums.
    PARADOXES FTW!
     
  20. Dr. KillPatient

    Dr. KillPatient L3: Member

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    Actually one of Soldier's domination lines for Medic references his wife so who knows.