The Hammertons - A Voyage into The Sims 3

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  1. Void

    aa Void Local Man Unable To Map, Sources Say

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    I've been looking for my games to play in the time that my internet is less than satisfactory, and in that fury of flying game cases, I found The Sims 3.

    Reinstalled immediately, I set out on a quest to start a family based off of TF2M's best and brightest.

    Ladies and gentlemen, the Hammertons.

    PART I - MEET THE HAMMERTONS

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    Ah, the city of Riverview or something like that. I would later go on to not use this city at all.

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    There's Void Hammerton. Yeah, I'm first. Deal with it.

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    Oh look, its Rexy Hammerton. He'd fart a lot if I knew how to make him do that.

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    Ah, the majestic Supersandvich Hammerton. Magnificent.

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    Mm, yes. Prestige Hammerton. Stunning.

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    And then there's Old Man Booj Hammerton. Because the "um" didn't fit.

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    Aly Hammerton. The girl.

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    One big happy family...

    TO BE CONTINUED.
     
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  2. StickZer0

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    I call it now:
    Aly and Super will make a blackstralian baby
     
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  3. Tekku

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  4. Psy

    aa Psy The Imp Queen

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    This is the event of the year that we have all been waiting for.
     
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  5. A Boojum Snark

    aa A Boojum Snark Toraipoddodezain Mazahabado

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    P.S.: Old man? Isn't Rexy older than me? I should be the Rainbow Mafia Ninja Stalker.
     
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  6. grazr

    aa grazr Old Man Mutant Ninja Turtle

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    Yea, Booj is like... 21? 22?

    Rofl at how much that looks like Aly though.
     
  7. luxatile

    aa luxatile deer

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    Everyone has the same last name? So this is some sort of twisted six-way marriage, is it?

    Cool.
     
  8. Penguin

    aa Penguin Clinically Diagnosed with Small Mapper's Syndrome

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    I am crushed by my non-inclusion.

    That does look like Aly, though. Hilarious.
     
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  9. Void

    aa Void Local Man Unable To Map, Sources Say

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    Aly and Rexy are the only people that had actual reference to go by. I've seen pictures of Booj before too, but he fits the "old man" thing better.

    Oh and that really looks like Supersandvich, too.
     
  10. Wilson

    aa Wilson Burial by Sleep

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    I have newfound respect for Super now, thanks Void!
     
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    aa Okrag Wall Staples

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    You don't have a reference for making yourself?
     
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  12. TheKieranator

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    This is so great! I'll be watching this with keen interest. Reading the traits for each of the 'characters' is entertaining and informative on its own. For those who can't be bothered reading for themselves, here is a list:

    Void Hammerton:
    Good sense of humour
    Perfectionist
    Hopeless romantic
    Natural cook
    Friendly

    Rexy Hammerton:
    Artistic
    Good Sense of Humour
    Inappropriate
    Party Animal
    Childish

    Supersandvich Hammerton:
    Childish
    Excitable
    Good
    Good Sense of Humour
    Great Kisser (You know this how? :confused:)

    Prestige Hammerton:
    Charismatic
    Daredevil
    Childish
    Computer Whiz
    Athletic

    Old Man Booj Hammerton:
    Genius
    Handy
    Computer Whiz
    Insane
    Dislikes Children

    Aly Hammerton:
    Good
    Perfectionist
    Artistic
    Brave
    Kleptomaniac

    I would also like to add that Booj has most likely been interpreted as an old man not only because of his wisdom regarding mapping in Hammer, but also because of his old-fart, fuddy-duddy view on the current state of TF2.
     
  13. Terwonick

    Terwonick L6: Sharp Member

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    you forgot me/decided to cut me out of the picture :(
     
  14. LeSwordfish

    aa LeSwordfish semi-trained quasi-professional

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    Don't worry Ter, me and you are next door.

    Right?
     
  15. Jeremy

    Jeremy L11: Posh Member

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    Why this was posted on the same day I began playing Sims 3 again because my internet was buggering up.


    Looking forward to more.
     
  16. Void

    aa Void Local Man Unable To Map, Sources Say

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    PART II - THE FIRST DAY
    A day of absolute free will.

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    It begins.

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    Celebrating their new home, Rexy and Aly Hammerton immediately begin playing a game of Tag. Supersandvich and Prestige talk about computers and music. Void goes to play computer games. Old Man Booj sits on a couch.

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    Old Man Booj wished to cuddle with Void, until he got bored waiting and decided to go read something instead.

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    Supersandvich and Prestige join Rexy and Aly in a game of Tag.

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    Prestige works out for hours...

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    ... while others try to maintain a conversation or read.

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    Rexy plays in the mirror while nobody is watching.

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    Supersandvich wishes to play in the mirror as well, but Rexy needs to pee.

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    Rexy hits it off alright with Aly by talking about the weather.

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    Old Man Booj wanders around the property, trying to find the chair that is just right for him.

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    While Rexy reads a book on commitment issues...

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    ... Supersandvich relaxes in the bed across the room and reads The Adventures of Raymundo

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    Dinner is served. Macaroni and Cheese courtesy of Void. Nice quality.

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    Prestige picks up the dirty dishes around the house and everything seems to be going just fine.

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    Until Prestige pissed his damn pants.

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    Hours pass, and Aly is the last one awake. Reading.

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    Prestige shares a bed with Supersandvich.

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    Aly crawls in with Rexy and everyone is finally asleep.

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    And Prestige didn't clean up his mess.

    TO BE CONTINUED.
     
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  17. Da_Man

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    Apparently Prestige needs to go back to preschool for potty training.
     
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  18. StickZer0

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    Oh god Void I'm cracking up after seeing that - everyone fits their character so well, in particular Super. I never realised how much sense super being a fat black guy made
     
  19. Lancey

    aa Lancey Currently On: ?????

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    You probably should be using the Sims 2 for this.
     
  20. tyler

    aa tyler snail prince, master of a ruined tower

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    Old Man Booj searching for the best chair is THE GREATEST
     
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