I've been looking for my games to play in the time that my internet is less than satisfactory, and in that fury of flying game cases, I found The Sims 3. Reinstalled immediately, I set out on a quest to start a family based off of TF2M's best and brightest. Ladies and gentlemen, the Hammertons. PART I - MEET THE HAMMERTONS Ah, the city of Riverview or something like that. I would later go on to not use this city at all. There's Void Hammerton. Yeah, I'm first. Deal with it. Oh look, its Rexy Hammerton. He'd fart a lot if I knew how to make him do that. Ah, the majestic Supersandvich Hammerton. Magnificent. Mm, yes. Prestige Hammerton. Stunning. And then there's Old Man Booj Hammerton. Because the "um" didn't fit. Aly Hammerton. The girl. One big happy family... TO BE CONTINUED.