THE AMAZING TF2M ADVENTURE (Act 1)

[jpr]

>PUSH A BRICK IN THE BACK OF THE CELL...

You push all the bricks on the wall. Nothing happens, except that your hand hurts even more than it did before.

>BLEAT LIKE A GOAT AND PISS ON THE DOOR

No comment.

>USE ACIDIC SALIVA TO BURN THE WALL AWAY.

You start licking the wall like an idiot. You wonder how come you're already so desperate.

>FIND AN USED PAPERCLIP IN YOUR POCKET AND USE IT TO PICK THE LOCK.

You check your pocket.

This opens your inventory with all sorts of junk inside. What's with that dirt?

>UPDATE US ON YOUR STATUS.

You attempt to update your facebook status. Unfortunately, your phone's battery seems to be dead.


HOW WILL CLINT GET OUT OF THIS PREDICAMENT?

 

[LeSwordfish]

Use KEY on CRATE

 

[jpr]

>USE KEY ON CRATE

You got the sandvich.

 

[Wilson]

(Do note this part is entirely in Jonah control so i am player for this period of time)

Give your backup party hat to your new cell mate Sandwich!

 

[LeSwordfish]

Rip sandwich into small pieces. Hold them in the air around your hat. Pretend you got a "Breadcrumbs" unusual.

 

[Godslayer57]

Combine the dead phone battery along with the sandvich to create a bomb, everyone knows sandviches are explosive. Right?

 

[Wilson]

Rip sandwich into small pieces. Hold them in the air around your hat. Pretend you got a "Breadcrumbs" unusual.

You are cruel bastard, you do know that?

 

[jpr]

>GIVE YOUR BACKUP PARTY HAT TO YOUR NEW CELL MATE SANDWICH!

Not the stupidest thing you've done today.

You couldn't possibly rip your new friend and cellmate to pieces. Besides, there might be other, less stupid uses for him.

 

[Wilson]

Clint and Sandwich: Make your escape plan on the floor using dirt.

 

[Godslayer57]

Use the sandvich as bait to lure the heavy into breaking the cell door.

 

[LeSwordfish]

Ok, sandvich! I'll keep an eye out, you dig a tunnel.

All clear over here, how's the tunnel going?

Sandvich?

Ok, new plan. I dig, you keep lookout.

 

[Jeremy]

Get hungry. Eat sandwich. Realise it gives you <insert some kind of advantage/disadvantage> and <do something using those new techniques>.

 

[Orange Gamer]

Check if the Door's locked.

 

[Dragonstorm24]

Eat the sandvich to regain health

 

[Wilson]

Why everyone wants to kill poor Mr. Sandwich! Why?!

 

[Dragonstorm24]

Why everyone wants to kill poor Mr. Sandwich! Why?!

cause he is so tasty!

 

[LeSwordfish]

Why everyone wants to kill poor Mr. Sandwich! Why?!

Prison does strange things to a man.

 

[Wilson]

Prison does strange things to a man.

Only to people who are fucked up beyond repair, are you one?

)

 

[LeSwordfish]

I'm roleplaying!

To clarify, i am roleplaying as a fucked-up person. I'm not trying to claim roleplaying is evidence for being fucked-up.

 

[sniprpenguin]

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