If you map, read, you'll get a kick out of this:

[Rexy]

I just was messaged by someone with a few questions about my map...I don't know how he got my steam account name, but nothing surprises me. I'm expecting a message from fearlezz, so I thought it was him. I got a good chuckle out of this and humored him anyway.

Anyway, read this, I know you'll get a kick out of this:

[Muppets]Jtz+: hay man ]
Rexy: hello
[Muppets]Jtz+: how are ya
Rexy: good, is this fearlezz?
[Muppets]Jtz+: you no the map ya made
Rexy: which one?
[Muppets]Jtz+: ctf_operative
Rexy: yes sir
[Muppets]Jtz+: can i have the files for develament
[Muppets]Jtz+: 2 help out
Rexy: if you're talking about the textures or the models, I'll publicly release those after the map is completely finished
[Muppets]Jtz+: nathe map file for hammer
[Muppets]Jtz+: nna
Rexy: I'll probably never release that...there's no reason to
[Muppets]Jtz+: wat about just 2 me lol
[Muppets]Jtz+: i woold like 2 fix the map up for some comps we are doing
[Muppets]Jtz+: on out tf2 sevsr on friday
[Muppets]Jtz+: our
Rexy: what's wrong with the map?
[Muppets]Jtz+: i just need 2 put some more hellth and amo and some arrows 2 things
Rexy: You don't think I could do that? Because I am completely open to suggestions on how to make it better
[Muppets]Jtz+: i woold like 2 help
[Muppets]Jtz+: i will pay lolol
Rexy: pay?
Rexy: how would you pay me?
[Muppets]Jtz+: 2 get the files due 2 you doint want 2 give them
[Muppets]Jtz+: paypal
[Muppets]Jtz+: lol
Rexy: ok
Rexy: let's say I did give you them, what would you fix?
[Muppets]Jtz+: some spots that lag and just fix up some bits so it is easy 2 get a round and some more amo
[Muppets]Jtz+: brb
Rexy: are you still there?
[Muppets]Jtz+ is now Away.

 

[frothy]

Health is tough to place. takes me HOURS.

 

[Rexy]

Health is tough to place. takes me HOURS.

Yeah, but he want's the .vmf, not help me with where to place them, which I am completely fine with. That's one reason I want to have it tested this weekend.

 

[The Political Gamer]

I h@s Ze M0nEz. :lol:

 

[Dr. Spud]

lol you should lol ask lol for the money first and then lol not give him lol the map lol

lol

brb

 

[NovaSilisko]

I wanna fucking kill that guy :|

 

[DJive]

If he types and spells as well as he maps you're in luck! you've found a winner!

 

[Rexy]

I don't think he would know where to find the compile button!

 

[NovaSilisko]

How about we troll him? :v

http://steamcommunity.com/id/jtzz

 

[grazr]

It looks like editing Valve maps is not enough for these people. Now they want the custom ones too!

Oh noes!!1one!

 

[Dr. Spud]

How about we troll him? :v

http://steamcommunity.com/id/jtzz

lol, his page says "I got it back i love steam," he probably gave his password to a scammer.:laugh:

 

[Warchamp7]

It looks like editing Valve maps is not enough for these people. Now they want the custom ones too!

Oh noes!!1one!

At least I can spel

 

[Psy]

Is he for serious? Considering that he types like a delinquent, I'd hope not.

 

[Nineaxis]

Bah, now we're in the fallout from VALVe's edit-our-maps-bomb.

 

[drp]

jesus ...

the guy is a winner. should of told him yes, and given him a corrupt vmf that crashes hammer.

 

[Ninjilla]

Or a vmf where when you load it, it spells out "Make your own maps" in brushes

 

[Fearlezz]

lol why did you expect a message from me :O

Anyhow pretty obvious fail here.

 

[Rexy]

Update on this...guy is still talking to me...

I swear I'm not making this up.

Never tell your password to anyone.
(Muppets)Jtz Drugking AFK: hay
MQ: hello
(Muppets)Jtz Drugking AFK: are you he one that made opritve the map
MQ: yes
MQ: you already asked me that
(Muppets)Jtz Drugking AFK: lol
(Muppets)Jtz Drugking AFK: am i amble 2 have the hamer files
MQ: amble?
(Muppets)Jtz Drugking AFK: i have paypal if ya want some cash for it
MQ: what country are you from?
(Muppets)Jtz Drugking AFK: adalade
(Muppets)Jtz Drugking AFK: south astralia
MQ: ok
MQ: how old are you?
(Muppets)Jtz Drugking AFK: 18
MQ: ok
MQ: well I already told you I was not going to release the .vmf files
MQ: I'll never release those
MQ: no reason to
(Muppets)Jtz Drugking AFK: it was due 2 i was going 2 do a edit of the map due 2 you havent done 1 yet and i no some pepole at valve that want 2 see ya map so yer
MQ: people at valve want to see my map?
(Muppets)Jtz Drugking AFK: i no one of the map makers yer
(Muppets)Jtz Drugking AFK: we just need 2 get a new beeter out and need the hamer files for a bug test
(Muppets)Jtz Drugking AFK: just 2 no am a valve mod so yer '\
MQ: you work for valve?
(Muppets)Jtz Drugking AFK: i am online mod os i fix things that players fuck up so i can vac ban users and things
MQ: ok so who do you know at valve?
MQ: any names?
(Muppets)Jtz Drugking AFK: i no 1 of the map makers and admins
MQ: ok when you say that 'we' need 2 get a new beeter out, who is 'we'?
MQ: you still there?
(Muppets)Jtz Drugking AFK: me and you
(Muppets)Jtz Drugking AFK: bbbl
MQ: who is the map maker you know? and who is the admin?
MQ: names?
(Muppets)Jtz Drugking AFK: i gtg tafe be on at 3
MQ: ok

 

[eerieone]

oh dear, as if someone was trying to write with his nose -.-

unbelieveable guy

tell him to give you the money first, then send him a "opritve_the_map_final.vmf"
with just some cubes, spawn, and an unreachable intel inside a glass cube.

 

[The Political Gamer]

Wow what a moron. I say send him a .vmf that takes 10 hours to compile or something.