If you map, read, you'll get a kick out of this:

[TMP]

Send him the .vmf but don't send ANY of the custom content. lol.

 

[Rexy]

Wow what a moron. I say send him a .vmf that takes 10 hours to compile or something.

I used to have one of those! Except it took about 48 hours...oh my what I didn't know then.

 

[Icarus]

Just take your map

and turn all the func_details into world brushes.

Oh! And rotate the entire map by an obscure number like 39.24 degrees

 

[The Political Gamer]

Just take your map

and turn all the func_details into world brushes.

Oh! And rotate the entire map by an obscure number like 39.24 degrees

I like the way you think.

 

[Rexy]

ctf_fml

 

[Caliostro]

Just take your map

and turn all the func_details into world brushes.

Oh! And rotate the entire map by an obscure number like 39.24 degrees

And add a ton of lights...




...All named...

 

[Westerhound]

Icarus you done this before? How many have you tricked money from?

 

[NovaSilisko]

Make about 12 nonquad displacements that are about 2x2 units across and place them at random locations around the map. When he asks what went wrong say "It must have been something you did"

 

[Caliostro]

Make about 12 nonquad displacements that are about 2x2 units across and place them at random locations around the map. When he asks what went wrong say "It must have been something you did"

On this note:


Create brushes and carve obscurely shaped brushes (using the vertex tool) into them.

 

[Fearlezz]

Remove all tool brushes and turn all func_details into geometry brushes. Then select all and turn it 1 degree. And to spice it up, make all triggers and/or brush entities back to world brushes.

He will never know what went wrong

 

[Trotim]

i no dis guy rite robn walkr due 2 make ur map due 2 better brb

If he would at least tell you where exactly he wants the ammo/health to be... maybe you can send him an overview picture of the map? I mean, sure he's a moron, but he might still have a valid suggestion.

 

[Gaw]

I think this can be solved with:

ctf_operative_upsidedown_night_rainy_v4

Also, change the spawn points to the roof.. Which would be.. the floor.. upside down.

 

[Shoomonger]

lol, how about you do everyone's idea's?

 

[eerieone]

lol, how about you do everyone's idea's?

This

But if he solves all of the problems, he truely deserves the original

 

[NovaSilisko]

Better idea: Carve the words "Fuck Off" into the entire map then send it.

 

[DaBeatzProject]

Just send him the link to this thread. I want to see his face