Billy Mays is dead

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  1. Micnax

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  2. Penguin

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    To be honest, I'll miss him more than Jackson. Who will sell us our strange and useless crap now?

    I reuse to accept this as fact. Mays will live on in our hearts forever.
     
  3. Delusibeta

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    Farrah Fawcett died before either of them.

    It's a very bad weekend for celebrities past a certain age.
     
  4. Micnax

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    They both died at 50.

    I liked Mays more too.
     
  5. Shmitz

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    I'll miss Ed the most. =\
     
  6. Penguin

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    I agree. He was the orignal TV Sidekick.
     
  7. Radaka

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    Aww man... this sucks :(
     
  8. Expiriment Kow

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    I thought they were supposed to go out in threes... Ed, Ferra, Michael, and now Billy....
     
  9. The Political Gamer

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    Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
     
  10. Void

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    Goodnight sweet Prince.
     
  11. Ninjilla

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    HOW?!? I never imagined Billy Mays dying anytime soon. Damnit!
     
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  13. ChickenHunter

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    Not Billy Mays. He was my hero. What will become of Pitchmen?
    ;_;
     
  14. Penguin

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    I think Vince "Offer" Schlomi killed him. I mean, he's already got a criminal record and nothing left to lose, and with Billy out of the picture, he becomes the only infomercial icon.

    Watch as he Slap-Chops, you notice a cruel gleam in his eye that can only come from spending years as second bananna and chopping tiny food into even tinier bits with the flick of the wrist.

    After the crime was comitted, cleanup was a breeze for Vince who was sayin' WOW, as he left no blood, no nothin' to leave the cops to suspect any foul play.

    BOTTOM LINE: Vince Offer is a murderer.
     
  15. Spike

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    Get on the ball!!!

    I bet Vince killed him, he's got a Death Note

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  16. NightHawK

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    This is a sad month. :(
     
  17. Rikka

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    No one ever played Jackson music in my house, but the TV was often on. Meaning Mays was often on.

    Damnit.
     
  18. Smashman

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    Quick question.
    Who the fuck is this Mays character?
     
  19. NightHawK

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    :angry:
     
  20. The Political Gamer

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