Billy Mays is dead

Penguin

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To be honest, I'll miss him more than Jackson. Who will sell us our strange and useless crap now?

I reuse to accept this as fact. Mays will live on in our hearts forever.
 

Delusibeta

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Farrah Fawcett died before either of them.

It's a very bad weekend for celebrities past a certain age.
 

ChickenHunter

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Not Billy Mays. He was my hero. What will become of Pitchmen?
;_;
 

Penguin

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I think Vince "Offer" Schlomi killed him. I mean, he's already got a criminal record and nothing left to lose, and with Billy out of the picture, he becomes the only infomercial icon.

Watch as he Slap-Chops, you notice a cruel gleam in his eye that can only come from spending years as second bananna and chopping tiny food into even tinier bits with the flick of the wrist.

After the crime was comitted, cleanup was a breeze for Vince who was sayin' WOW, as he left no blood, no nothin' to leave the cops to suspect any foul play.

BOTTOM LINE: Vince Offer is a murderer.
 

Spike

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Get on the ball!!!

I bet Vince killed him, he's got a Death Note

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Rikka

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No one ever played Jackson music in my house, but the TV was often on. Meaning Mays was often on.

Damnit.