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In the early hours before the following three words were written down, the admin of Mr. toilet cleaner reached tc_hydro in 3.2 seconds exactly. This new record was previously held by a young Robin Walker, who enrolled in the silliest place called Mr. Bones' Wild Hogwart's Academy ripoff. "Oh no!" said the mother of the purple squirrel, "How did the inglorious panda fake managed to run into bad grammar?" In fact, it died from dyslexia. Pretty sad, really. Afterwards, they made delicious weed brownies that were frozen by mixing a bottle of radioactive Bonk cola with John Travolta's favorite brand of aftershave. Eat those brownies with a sweet mix of marshmallow like a man in a wheelchair! Suddenly, a giant Gingerbread man came and ate himself. "That was so 2014", said the metrosexual dolphin named Kanye West who just bought a hundred well used barber poles and other assorted paraphernalia to give to the museum of his mighty ego! Batman was very sad that someone like Saxton Hale had a disturbing explosive gigantic purple and green dotted ice-cream-launcher that shot out... wait for it... DARY! No, wait... ice cream sandwiches are unusual giant grammatical error messages that make this sentence a mess. So messy, that even Batman was himself. After the apocalypse was started, YM wasn't too supercalifragilisticexpialidociously supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, soon enough to warrant NASA to deploy ninehundredfifteenthousand symmetrically mutated incredibly lengthy words to defeat antidisestablishmentarianism, anyways, so he decided to blow the Prime Minister. "Woah woah woah!" shouted the Tf2maps.net admins. "We can't condone this kind of gentle behaviour!" Suddenly Miss Pauling bolted to the door and pulled a 360 no-scope toilet seat from last year's anniversary which upset grandpa (who was sitting on that seat), and killed poor tiny baby man because his maps died of boredom. Meanwhile at 2Fort, nothing happened. At the time, the parents of Drp
 

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In the early hours before the following three words were written down, the admin of Mr. toilet cleaner reached tc_hydro in 3.2 seconds exactly. This new record was previously held by a young Robin Walker, who enrolled in the silliest place called Mr. Bones' Wild Hogwart's Academy ripoff. "Oh no!" said the mother of the purple squirrel, "How did the inglorious panda fake managed to run into bad grammar?" In fact, it died from dyslexia. Pretty sad, really. Afterwards, they made delicious weed brownies that were frozen by mixing a bottle of radioactive Bonk cola with John Travolta's favorite brand of aftershave. Eat those brownies with a sweet mix of marshmallow like a man in a wheelchair! Suddenly, a giant Gingerbread man came and ate himself. "That was so 2014", said the metrosexual dolphin named Kanye West who just bought a hundred well used barber poles and other assorted paraphernalia to give to the museum of his mighty ego! Batman was very sad that someone like Saxton Hale had a disturbing explosive gigantic purple and green dotted ice-cream-launcher that shot out... wait for it... DARY! No, wait... ice cream sandwiches are unusual giant grammatical error messages that make this sentence a mess. So messy, that even Batman was himself. After the apocalypse was started, YM wasn't too supercalifragilisticexpialidociously supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, soon enough to warrant NASA to deploy ninehundredfifteenthousand symmetrically mutated incredibly lengthy words to defeat antidisestablishmentarianism, anyways, so he decided to blow the Prime Minister. "Woah woah woah!" shouted the Tf2maps.net admins. "We can't condone this kind of gentle behaviour!" Suddenly Miss Pauling bolted to the door and pulled a 360 no-scope toilet seat from last year's anniversary which upset grandpa (who was sitting on that seat), and killed poor tiny baby man because his maps died of boredom. Meanwhile at 2Fort, nothing happened. At the time, the parents of Drp came to the
 
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In the early hours before the following three words were written down, the admin of Mr. toilet cleaner reached tc_hydro in 3.2 seconds exactly. This new record was previously held by a young Robin Walker, who enrolled in the silliest place called Mr. Bones' Wild Hogwart's Academy ripoff. "Oh no!" said the mother of the purple squirrel, "How did the inglorious panda fake managed to run into bad grammar?" In fact, it died from dyslexia. Pretty sad, really. Afterwards, they made delicious weed brownies that were frozen by mixing a bottle of radioactive Bonk cola with John Travolta's favorite brand of aftershave. Eat those brownies with a sweet mix of marshmallow like a man in a wheelchair! Suddenly, a giant Gingerbread man came and ate himself. "That was so 2014", said the metrosexual dolphin named Kanye West who just bought a hundred well used barber poles and other assorted paraphernalia to give to the museum of his mighty ego! Batman was very sad that someone like Saxton Hale had a disturbing explosive gigantic purple and green dotted ice-cream-launcher that shot out... wait for it... DARY! No, wait... ice cream sandwiches are unusual giant grammatical error messages that make this sentence a mess. So messy, that even Batman was himself. After the apocalypse was started, YM wasn't too supercalifragilisticexpialidociously supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, soon enough to warrant NASA to deploy ninehundredfifteenthousand symmetrically mutated incredibly lengthy words to defeat antidisestablishmentarianism, anyways, so he decided to blow the Prime Minister. "Woah woah woah!" shouted the Tf2maps.net admins. "We can't condone this kind of gentle behaviour!" Suddenly Miss Pauling bolted to the door and pulled a 360 no-scope toilet seat from last year's anniversary which upset grandpa (who was sitting on that seat), and killed poor tiny baby man because his maps died of boredom. Meanwhile at 2Fort, nothing happened. At the time, the parents of Drp came to the house of the undead
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
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In the early hours before the following three words were written down, the admin of Mr. toilet cleaner reached tc_hydro in 3.2 seconds exactly. This new record was previously held by a young Robin Walker, who enrolled in the silliest place called Mr. Bones' Wild Hogwart's Academy ripoff. "Oh no!" said the mother of the purple squirrel, "How did the inglorious panda fake managed to run into bad grammar?" In fact, it died from dyslexia. Pretty sad, really. Afterwards, they made delicious weed brownies that were frozen by mixing a bottle of radioactive Bonk cola with John Travolta's favorite brand of aftershave. Eat those brownies with a sweet mix of marshmallow like a man in a wheelchair! Suddenly, a giant Gingerbread man came and ate himself. "That was so 2014", said the metrosexual dolphin named Kanye West who just bought a hundred well used barber poles and other assorted paraphernalia to give to the museum of his mighty ego! Batman was very sad that someone like Saxton Hale had a disturbing explosive gigantic purple and green dotted ice-cream-launcher that shot out... wait for it... DARY! No, wait... ice cream sandwiches are unusual giant grammatical error messages that make this sentence a mess. So messy, that even Batman was himself. After the apocalypse was started, YM wasn't too supercalifragilisticexpialidociously supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, soon enough to warrant NASA to deploy ninehundredfifteenthousand symmetrically mutated incredibly lengthy words to defeat antidisestablishmentarianism, anyways, so he decided to blow the Prime Minister. "Woah woah woah!" shouted the Tf2maps.net admins. "We can't condone this kind of gentle behaviour!" Suddenly Miss Pauling bolted to the door and pulled a 360 no-scope toilet seat from last year's anniversary which upset grandpa (who was sitting on that seat), and killed poor tiny baby man because his maps died of boredom. Meanwhile at 2Fort, nothing happened. At the time, the parents of Drp came to the house of the undead and killed everything!

the end!
 
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UKCS-Alias

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Izotope

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There's a period, use it to start a new sentence.

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Our New Journey involving chicken nuggets and copious amounts of fully naked hat-wearing hobos begins after the admins of TF2Maps.net did absolutely nothing, because the chickens began to tactically set up Engineers and Micheal Jordan. "Holy Mother of Hickory Smoked Bungholes!"
 

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