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Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
After 9 years in development, death was approaching, but not before Sniper began pissing himself. The TF2Maps forums wasn't about mapping anymore, but rather endless, endless shitposts. Because of this, sadly, no one cared about TF2Maps.net. "Screw this, I'm done." said Fr0Z3nR, as a Pyroshark tamer UEAKcrash took another look at this interesting situation. He left, sighing: Choo-Choo on his laser named Lucy. Lucy killed Fr0Z3nR. Lucy was killed by Frozen's ghostly carcass stolen from Pyro's lost brother, Jack Frost, who was hiding under a Festive Backburner. He came out, then dove back to equip his mysterious weapon called xXxRudolph the red-nosed dank meme smoke-grenade launcher of Demopan IIIxXx. Why? I'll tell you: "Reasons!", the announcer reasoned for reasons unknown to mankind. "But think about things we shouldn't dare to tamper with, like the fact that I'm fat hot potato head", complained the Meme Generator template. He left, then all his servants started wondering why
 

Vel0city

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Dec 6, 2014
1,947
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After 9 years in development, death was approaching, but not before Sniper began pissing himself. The TF2Maps forums wasn't about mapping anymore, but rather endless, endless shitposts. Because of this, sadly, no one cared about TF2Maps.net. "Screw this, I'm done." said Fr0Z3nR, as a Pyroshark tamer UEAKcrash took another look at this interesting situation. He left, sighing: Choo-Choo on his laser named Lucy. Lucy killed Fr0Z3nR. Lucy was killed by Frozen's ghostly carcass stolen from Pyro's lost brother, Jack Frost, who was hiding under a Festive Backburner. He came out, then dove back to equip his mysterious weapon called xXxRudolph the red-nosed dank meme smoke-grenade launcher of Demopan IIIxXx. Why? I'll tell you: "Reasons!", the announcer reasoned for reasons unknown to mankind. "But think about things we shouldn't dare to tamper with, like the fact that I'm fat hot potato head", complained the Meme Generator template. He left, then all his servants started wondering why Scout hated Merasmus
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
After 9 years in development, death was approaching, but not before Sniper began pissing himself. The TF2Maps forums wasn't about mapping anymore, but rather endless, endless shitposts. Because of this, sadly, no one cared about TF2Maps.net. "Screw this, I'm done." said Fr0Z3nR, as a Pyroshark tamer UEAKcrash took another look at this interesting situation. He left, sighing: Choo-Choo on his laser named Lucy. Lucy killed Fr0Z3nR. Lucy was killed by Frozen's ghostly carcass stolen from Pyro's lost brother, Jack Frost, who was hiding under a Festive Backburner. He came out, then dove back to equip his mysterious weapon called xXxRudolph the red-nosed dank meme smoke-grenade launcher of Demopan IIIxXx. Why? I'll tell you: "Reasons!", the announcer reasoned for reasons unknown to mankind. "But think about things we shouldn't dare to tamper with, like the fact that I'm fat hot potato head", complained the Meme Generator template. He left, then all his servants started wondering why Scout hated Merasmus so much that
 

Crowbar

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Dec 19, 2015
1,455
1,298
After 9 years in development, death was approaching, but not before Sniper began pissing himself. The TF2Maps forums wasn't about mapping anymore, but rather endless, endless shitposts. Because of this, sadly, no one cared about TF2Maps.net. "Screw this, I'm done." said Fr0Z3nR, as a Pyroshark tamer UEAKcrash took another look at this interesting situation. He left, sighing: Choo-Choo on his laser named Lucy. Lucy killed Fr0Z3nR. Lucy was killed by Frozen's ghostly carcass stolen from Pyro's lost brother, Jack Frost, who was hiding under a Festive Backburner. He came out, then dove back to equip his mysterious weapon called xXxRudolph the red-nosed dank meme smoke-grenade launcher of Demopan IIIxXx. Why? I'll tell you: "Reasons!", the announcer reasoned for reasons unknown to mankind. "But think about things we shouldn't dare to tamper with, like the fact that I'm fat hot potato head", complained the Meme Generator template. He left, then all his servants started wondering why Scout hated Merasmus so much that he's still saying
 

Vel0city

func_fish
aa
Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
After 9 years in development, death was approaching, but not before Sniper began pissing himself. The TF2Maps forums wasn't about mapping anymore, but rather endless, endless shitposts. Because of this, sadly, no one cared about TF2Maps.net. "Screw this, I'm done." said Fr0Z3nR, as a Pyroshark tamer UEAKcrash took another look at this interesting situation. He left, sighing: Choo-Choo on his laser named Lucy. Lucy killed Fr0Z3nR. Lucy was killed by Frozen's ghostly carcass stolen from Pyro's lost brother, Jack Frost, who was hiding under a Festive Backburner. He came out, then dove back to equip his mysterious weapon called xXxRudolph the red-nosed dank meme smoke-grenade launcher of Demopan IIIxXx. Why? I'll tell you: "Reasons!", the announcer reasoned for reasons unknown to mankind. "But think about things we shouldn't dare to tamper with, like the fact that I'm fat hot potato head", complained the Meme Generator template. He left, then all his servants started wondering why Scout hated Merasmus so much that he's still saying GET TO THE
 

Crowbar

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Dec 19, 2015
1,455
1,298
After 9 years in development, death was approaching, but not before Sniper began pissing himself. The TF2Maps forums wasn't about mapping anymore, but rather endless, endless shitposts. Because of this, sadly, no one cared about TF2Maps.net. "Screw this, I'm done." said Fr0Z3nR, as a Pyroshark tamer UEAKcrash took another look at this interesting situation. He left, sighing: Choo-Choo on his laser named Lucy. Lucy killed Fr0Z3nR. Lucy was killed by Frozen's ghostly carcass stolen from Pyro's lost brother, Jack Frost, who was hiding under a Festive Backburner. He came out, then dove back to equip his mysterious weapon called xXxRudolph the red-nosed dank meme smoke-grenade launcher of Demopan IIIxXx. Why? I'll tell you: "Reasons!", the announcer reasoned for reasons unknown to mankind. "But think about things we shouldn't dare to tamper with, like the fact that I'm fat hot potato head", complained the Meme Generator template. He left, then all his servants started wondering why Scout hated Merasmus so much that he's still saying GET TO THE CART OR OTHERWISE
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
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Sep 8, 2008
1,264
817
After 9 years in development, death was approaching, but not before Sniper began pissing himself. The TF2Maps forums wasn't about mapping anymore, but rather endless, endless shitposts. Because of this, sadly, no one cared about TF2Maps.net. "Screw this, I'm done." said Fr0Z3nR, as a Pyroshark tamer UEAKcrash took another look at this interesting situation. He left, sighing: Choo-Choo on his laser named Lucy. Lucy killed Fr0Z3nR. Lucy was killed by Frozen's ghostly carcass stolen from Pyro's lost brother, Jack Frost, who was hiding under a Festive Backburner. He came out, then dove back to equip his mysterious weapon called xXxRudolph the red-nosed dank meme smoke-grenade launcher of Demopan IIIxXx. Why? I'll tell you: "Reasons!", the announcer reasoned for reasons unknown to mankind. "But think about things we shouldn't dare to tamper with, like the fact that I'm fat hot potato head", complained the Meme Generator template. He left, then all his servants started wondering why Scout hated Merasmus so much that he's still saying GET TO THE CART OR OTHERWISE LEARN TO DRIVE
 

Crowbar

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Dec 19, 2015
1,455
1,298
After 9 years in development, death was approaching, but not before Sniper began pissing himself. The TF2Maps forums wasn't about mapping anymore, but rather endless, endless shitposts. Because of this, sadly, no one cared about TF2Maps.net. "Screw this, I'm done." said Fr0Z3nR, as a Pyroshark tamer UEAKcrash took another look at this interesting situation. He left, sighing: Choo-Choo on his laser named Lucy. Lucy killed Fr0Z3nR. Lucy was killed by Frozen's ghostly carcass stolen from Pyro's lost brother, Jack Frost, who was hiding under a Festive Backburner. He came out, then dove back to equip his mysterious weapon called xXxRudolph the red-nosed dank meme smoke-grenade launcher of Demopan IIIxXx. Why? I'll tell you: "Reasons!", the announcer reasoned for reasons unknown to mankind. "But think about things we shouldn't dare to tamper with, like the fact that I'm fat hot potato head", complained the Meme Generator template. He left, then all his servants started wondering why Scout hated Merasmus so much that he's still saying GET TO THE CART OR OTHERWISE LEARN TO DRIVE, then breathing heavily
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
After 9 years in development, death was approaching, but not before Sniper began pissing himself. The TF2Maps forums wasn't about mapping anymore, but rather endless, endless shitposts. Because of this, sadly, no one cared about TF2Maps.net. "Screw this, I'm done." said Fr0Z3nR, as a Pyroshark tamer UEAKcrash took another look at this interesting situation. He left, sighing: Choo-Choo on his laser named Lucy. Lucy killed Fr0Z3nR. Lucy was killed by Frozen's ghostly carcass stolen from Pyro's lost brother, Jack Frost, who was hiding under a Festive Backburner. He came out, then dove back to equip his mysterious weapon called xXxRudolph the red-nosed dank meme smoke-grenade launcher of Demopan IIIxXx. Why? I'll tell you: "Reasons!", the announcer reasoned for reasons unknown to mankind. "But think about things we shouldn't dare to tamper with, like the fact that I'm fat hot potato head", complained the Meme Generator template. He left, then all his servants started wondering why Scout hated Merasmus so much that he's still saying GET TO THE CART OR OTHERWISE LEARN TO DRIVE, then breathing heavily because he was
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
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Oct 11, 2013
273
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After 9 years in development, death was approaching, but not before Sniper began pissing himself. The TF2Maps forums wasn't about mapping anymore, but rather endless, endless shitposts. Because of this, sadly, no one cared about TF2Maps.net. "Screw this, I'm done." said Fr0Z3nR, as a Pyroshark tamer UEAKcrash took another look at this interesting situation. He left, sighing: Choo-Choo on his laser named Lucy. Lucy killed Fr0Z3nR. Lucy was killed by Frozen's ghostly carcass stolen from Pyro's lost brother, Jack Frost, who was hiding under a Festive Backburner. He came out, then dove back to equip his mysterious weapon called xXxRudolph the red-nosed dank meme smoke-grenade launcher of Demopan IIIxXx. Why? I'll tell you: "Reasons!", the announcer reasoned for reasons unknown to mankind. "But think about things we shouldn't dare to tamper with, like the fact that I'm fat hot potato head", complained the Meme Generator template. He left, then all his servants started wondering why Scout hated Merasmus so much that he's still saying GET TO THE CART OR OTHERWISE LEARN TO DRIVE, then breathing heavily because he was actually Darth Vader
 
Jul 6, 2015
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After 9 years in development, death was approaching, but not before Sniper began pissing himself. The TF2Maps forums wasn't about mapping anymore, but rather endless, endless shitposts. Because of this, sadly, no one cared about TF2Maps.net. "Screw this, I'm done." said Fr0Z3nR, as a Pyroshark tamer UEAKcrash took another look at this interesting situation. He left, sighing: Choo-Choo on his laser named Lucy. Lucy killed Fr0Z3nR. Lucy was killed by Frozen's ghostly carcass stolen from Pyro's lost brother, Jack Frost, who was hiding under a Festive Backburner. He came out, then dove back to equip his mysterious weapon called xXxRudolph the red-nosed dank meme smoke-grenade launcher of Demopan IIIxXx. Why? I'll tell you: "Reasons!", the announcer reasoned for reasons unknown to mankind. "But think about things we shouldn't dare to tamper with, like the fact that I'm fat hot potato head", complained the Meme Generator template. He left, then all his servants started wondering why Scout hated Merasmus so much that he's still saying GET TO THE CART OR OTHERWISE LEARN TO DRIVE, then breathing heavily because he was actually Darth Vader. When the mustard was on the lack of instructions
 

Vel0city

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Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
When the mustard was on the lack of instructions when new stories
 

Vel0city

func_fish
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Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
When the mustard was on the lack of instructions when new stories dropped dead. Deadpool mistakenly began to purple guy started sentence coherency. So,