3 word story

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
After 9 years in development, death was approaching, but not before Sniper began pissing himself. The TF2Maps forums wasn't about mapping anymore, but rather endless, endless shitposts. Because of this, sadly, no one cared about TF2Maps.net. "Screw this, I'm done." said Fr0Z3nR, as a Pyroshark tamer UEAKcrash took another look at this interesting situation. He left, sighing: Choo-Choo on his laser named Lucy. Lucy killed Fr0Z3nR. Lucy was killed by Frozen's ghostly carcass stolen from Pyro's lost brother, Jack Frost, who was hiding under a Festive Backburner. He came out, then dove back to equip his
 

The Siphon

L6: Sharp Member
Mar 2, 2015
278
190
After 9 years in development, death was approaching, but not before Sniper began pissing himself. The TF2Maps forums wasn't about mapping anymore, but rather endless, endless shitposts. Because of this, sadly, no one cared about TF2Maps.net. "Screw this, I'm done." said Fr0Z3nR, as a Pyroshark tamer UEAKcrash took another look at this interesting situation. He left, sighing: Choo-Choo on his laser named Lucy. Lucy killed Fr0Z3nR. Lucy was killed by Frozen's ghostly carcass stolen from Pyro's lost brother, Jack Frost, who was hiding under a Festive Backburner. He came out, then dove back to equip his mysterious weapon called
 

Vel0city

func_fish
aa
Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
After 9 years in development, death was approaching, but not before Sniper began pissing himself. The TF2Maps forums wasn't about mapping anymore, but rather endless, endless shitposts. Because of this, sadly, no one cared about TF2Maps.net. "Screw this, I'm done." said Fr0Z3nR, as a Pyroshark tamer UEAKcrash took another look at this interesting situation. He left, sighing: Choo-Choo on his laser named Lucy. Lucy killed Fr0Z3nR. Lucy was killed by Frozen's ghostly carcass stolen from Pyro's lost brother, Jack Frost, who was hiding under a Festive Backburner. He came out, then dove back to equip his mysterious weapon called Rudolph the red-nosed
 
Jul 6, 2015
1,425
820
After 9 years in development, death was approaching, but not before Sniper began pissing himself. The TF2Maps forums wasn't about mapping anymore, but rather endless, endless shitposts. Because of this, sadly, no one cared about TF2Maps.net. "Screw this, I'm done." said Fr0Z3nR, as a Pyroshark tamer UEAKcrash took another look at this interesting situation. He left, sighing: Choo-Choo on his laser named Lucy. Lucy killed Fr0Z3nR. Lucy was killed by Frozen's ghostly carcass stolen from Pyro's lost brother, Jack Frost, who was hiding under a Festive Backburner. He came out, then dove back to equip his mysterious weapon called Rudolph the red-nosed dank meme smoke
 

Tumby

aa
May 12, 2013
1,085
1,194
After 9 years in development, death was approaching, but not before Sniper began pissing himself. The TF2Maps forums wasn't about mapping anymore, but rather endless, endless shitposts. Because of this, sadly, no one cared about TF2Maps.net. "Screw this, I'm done." said Fr0Z3nR, as a Pyroshark tamer UEAKcrash took another look at this interesting situation. He left, sighing: Choo-Choo on his laser named Lucy. Lucy killed Fr0Z3nR. Lucy was killed by Frozen's ghostly carcass stolen from Pyro's lost brother, Jack Frost, who was hiding under a Festive Backburner. He came out, then dove back to equip his mysterious weapon called xXxRudolph the red-nosed dank meme smoke-grenade launcher of
 

Vel0city

func_fish
aa
Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
After 9 years in development, death was approaching, but not before Sniper began pissing himself. The TF2Maps forums wasn't about mapping anymore, but rather endless, endless shitposts. Because of this, sadly, no one cared about TF2Maps.net. "Screw this, I'm done." said Fr0Z3nR, as a Pyroshark tamer UEAKcrash took another look at this interesting situation. He left, sighing: Choo-Choo on his laser named Lucy. Lucy killed Fr0Z3nR. Lucy was killed by Frozen's ghostly carcass stolen from Pyro's lost brother, Jack Frost, who was hiding under a Festive Backburner. He came out, then dove back to equip his mysterious weapon called xXxRudolph the red-nosed dank meme smoke-grenade launcher of Demopan III. Why?
 

Tumby

aa
May 12, 2013
1,085
1,194
After 9 years in development, death was approaching, but not before Sniper began pissing himself. The TF2Maps forums wasn't about mapping anymore, but rather endless, endless shitposts. Because of this, sadly, no one cared about TF2Maps.net. "Screw this, I'm done." said Fr0Z3nR, as a Pyroshark tamer UEAKcrash took another look at this interesting situation. He left, sighing: Choo-Choo on his laser named Lucy. Lucy killed Fr0Z3nR. Lucy was killed by Frozen's ghostly carcass stolen from Pyro's lost brother, Jack Frost, who was hiding under a Festive Backburner. He came out, then dove back to equip his mysterious weapon called xXxRudolph the red-nosed dank meme smoke-grenade launcher of Demopan IIIxXx. Why? I'll tell you:
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
aa
Sep 8, 2008
1,264
816
After 9 years in development, death was approaching, but not before Sniper began pissing himself. The TF2Maps forums wasn't about mapping anymore, but rather endless, endless shitposts. Because of this, sadly, no one cared about TF2Maps.net. "Screw this, I'm done." said Fr0Z3nR, as a Pyroshark tamer UEAKcrash took another look at this interesting situation. He left, sighing: Choo-Choo on his laser named Lucy. Lucy killed Fr0Z3nR. Lucy was killed by Frozen's ghostly carcass stolen from Pyro's lost brother, Jack Frost, who was hiding under a Festive Backburner. He came out, then dove back to equip his mysterious weapon called xXxRudolph the red-nosed dank meme smoke-grenade launcher of Demopan IIIxXx. Why? I'll tell you: "Reasons!", the announcer
 
Jul 6, 2015
1,425
820
After 9 years in development, death was approaching, but not before Sniper began pissing himself. The TF2Maps forums wasn't about mapping anymore, but rather endless, endless shitposts. Because of this, sadly, no one cared about TF2Maps.net. "Screw this, I'm done." said Fr0Z3nR, as a Pyroshark tamer UEAKcrash took another look at this interesting situation. He left, sighing: Choo-Choo on his laser named Lucy. Lucy killed Fr0Z3nR. Lucy was killed by Frozen's ghostly carcass stolen from Pyro's lost brother, Jack Frost, who was hiding under a Festive Backburner. He came out, then dove back to equip his mysterious weapon called xXxRudolph the red-nosed dank meme smoke-grenade launcher of Demopan IIIxXx. Why? I'll tell you: "Reasons!", the announcer reasoned for reasons
 

Izotope

Sourcerer
aa
May 13, 2013
698
764
After 9 years in development, death was approaching, but not before Sniper began pissing himself. The TF2Maps forums wasn't about mapping anymore, but rather endless, endless shitposts. Because of this, sadly, no one cared about TF2Maps.net. "Screw this, I'm done." said Fr0Z3nR, as a Pyroshark tamer UEAKcrash took another look at this interesting situation. He left, sighing: Choo-Choo on his laser named Lucy. Lucy killed Fr0Z3nR. Lucy was killed by Frozen's ghostly carcass stolen from Pyro's lost brother, Jack Frost, who was hiding under a Festive Backburner. He came out, then dove back to equip his mysterious weapon called xXxRudolph the red-nosed dank meme smoke-grenade launcher of Demopan IIIxXx. Why? I'll tell you: "Reasons!", the announcer reasoned for reasons unknown to mankind
 

Vel0city

func_fish
aa
Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
After 9 years in development, death was approaching, but not before Sniper began pissing himself. The TF2Maps forums wasn't about mapping anymore, but rather endless, endless shitposts. Because of this, sadly, no one cared about TF2Maps.net. "Screw this, I'm done." said Fr0Z3nR, as a Pyroshark tamer UEAKcrash took another look at this interesting situation. He left, sighing: Choo-Choo on his laser named Lucy. Lucy killed Fr0Z3nR. Lucy was killed by Frozen's ghostly carcass stolen from Pyro's lost brother, Jack Frost, who was hiding under a Festive Backburner. He came out, then dove back to equip his mysterious weapon called xXxRudolph the red-nosed dank meme smoke-grenade launcher of Demopan IIIxXx. Why? I'll tell you: "Reasons!", the announcer reasoned for reasons unknown to mankind. "But think about
 

Crowbar

Spiritual preprocessor
aa
Dec 19, 2015
1,455
1,297
After 9 years in development, death was approaching, but not before Sniper began pissing himself. The TF2Maps forums wasn't about mapping anymore, but rather endless, endless shitposts. Because of this, sadly, no one cared about TF2Maps.net. "Screw this, I'm done." said Fr0Z3nR, as a Pyroshark tamer UEAKcrash took another look at this interesting situation. He left, sighing: Choo-Choo on his laser named Lucy. Lucy killed Fr0Z3nR. Lucy was killed by Frozen's ghostly carcass stolen from Pyro's lost brother, Jack Frost, who was hiding under a Festive Backburner. He came out, then dove back to equip his mysterious weapon called xXxRudolph the red-nosed dank meme smoke-grenade launcher of Demopan IIIxXx. Why? I'll tell you: "Reasons!", the announcer reasoned for reasons unknown to mankind. "But think about things we shouldn't
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
After 9 years in development, death was approaching, but not before Sniper began pissing himself. The TF2Maps forums wasn't about mapping anymore, but rather endless, endless shitposts. Because of this, sadly, no one cared about TF2Maps.net. "Screw this, I'm done." said Fr0Z3nR, as a Pyroshark tamer UEAKcrash took another look at this interesting situation. He left, sighing: Choo-Choo on his laser named Lucy. Lucy killed Fr0Z3nR. Lucy was killed by Frozen's ghostly carcass stolen from Pyro's lost brother, Jack Frost, who was hiding under a Festive Backburner. He came out, then dove back to equip his mysterious weapon called xXxRudolph the red-nosed dank meme smoke-grenade launcher of Demopan IIIxXx. Why? I'll tell you: "Reasons!", the announcer reasoned for reasons unknown to mankind. "But think about things we shouldn't dare to tamper
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
aa
Oct 11, 2013
273
413
After 9 years in development, death was approaching, but not before Sniper began pissing himself. The TF2Maps forums wasn't about mapping anymore, but rather endless, endless shitposts. Because of this, sadly, no one cared about TF2Maps.net. "Screw this, I'm done." said Fr0Z3nR, as a Pyroshark tamer UEAKcrash took another look at this interesting situation. He left, sighing: Choo-Choo on his laser named Lucy. Lucy killed Fr0Z3nR. Lucy was killed by Frozen's ghostly carcass stolen from Pyro's lost brother, Jack Frost, who was hiding under a Festive Backburner. He came out, then dove back to equip his mysterious weapon called xXxRudolph the red-nosed dank meme smoke-grenade launcher of Demopan IIIxXx. Why? I'll tell you: "Reasons!", the announcer reasoned for reasons unknown to mankind. "But think about things we shouldn't dare to tamper with, like the
 

SnickerPuffs

(*single chuckle*)
aa
Apr 10, 2014
1,315
1,858
After 9 years in development, death was approaching, but not before Sniper began pissing himself. The TF2Maps forums wasn't about mapping anymore, but rather endless, endless shitposts. Because of this, sadly, no one cared about TF2Maps.net. "Screw this, I'm done." said Fr0Z3nR, as a Pyroshark tamer UEAKcrash took another look at this interesting situation. He left, sighing: Choo-Choo on his laser named Lucy. Lucy killed Fr0Z3nR. Lucy was killed by Frozen's ghostly carcass stolen from Pyro's lost brother, Jack Frost, who was hiding under a Festive Backburner. He came out, then dove back to equip his mysterious weapon called xXxRudolph the red-nosed dank meme smoke-grenade launcher of Demopan IIIxXx. Why? I'll tell you: "Reasons!", the announcer reasoned for reasons unknown to mankind. "But think about things we shouldn't dare to tamper with, like the fact that I'm
 

Crowbar

Spiritual preprocessor
aa
Dec 19, 2015
1,455
1,297
After 9 years in development, death was approaching, but not before Sniper began pissing himself. The TF2Maps forums wasn't about mapping anymore, but rather endless, endless shitposts. Because of this, sadly, no one cared about TF2Maps.net. "Screw this, I'm done." said Fr0Z3nR, as a Pyroshark tamer UEAKcrash took another look at this interesting situation. He left, sighing: Choo-Choo on his laser named Lucy. Lucy killed Fr0Z3nR. Lucy was killed by Frozen's ghostly carcass stolen from Pyro's lost brother, Jack Frost, who was hiding under a Festive Backburner. He came out, then dove back to equip his mysterious weapon called xXxRudolph the red-nosed dank meme smoke-grenade launcher of Demopan IIIxXx. Why? I'll tell you: "Reasons!", the announcer reasoned for reasons unknown to mankind. "But think about things we shouldn't dare to tamper with, like the fact that I'm fat hot potato
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
After 9 years in development, death was approaching, but not before Sniper began pissing himself. The TF2Maps forums wasn't about mapping anymore, but rather endless, endless shitposts. Because of this, sadly, no one cared about TF2Maps.net. "Screw this, I'm done." said Fr0Z3nR, as a Pyroshark tamer UEAKcrash took another look at this interesting situation. He left, sighing: Choo-Choo on his laser named Lucy. Lucy killed Fr0Z3nR. Lucy was killed by Frozen's ghostly carcass stolen from Pyro's lost brother, Jack Frost, who was hiding under a Festive Backburner. He came out, then dove back to equip his mysterious weapon called xXxRudolph the red-nosed dank meme smoke-grenade launcher of Demopan IIIxXx. Why? I'll tell you: "Reasons!", the announcer reasoned for reasons unknown to mankind. "But think about things we shouldn't dare to tamper with, like the fact that I'm fat hot potato head", complained the
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
aa
Oct 11, 2013
273
413
After 9 years in development, death was approaching, but not before Sniper began pissing himself. The TF2Maps forums wasn't about mapping anymore, but rather endless, endless shitposts. Because of this, sadly, no one cared about TF2Maps.net. "Screw this, I'm done." said Fr0Z3nR, as a Pyroshark tamer UEAKcrash took another look at this interesting situation. He left, sighing: Choo-Choo on his laser named Lucy. Lucy killed Fr0Z3nR. Lucy was killed by Frozen's ghostly carcass stolen from Pyro's lost brother, Jack Frost, who was hiding under a Festive Backburner. He came out, then dove back to equip his mysterious weapon called xXxRudolph the red-nosed dank meme smoke-grenade launcher of Demopan IIIxXx. Why? I'll tell you: "Reasons!", the announcer reasoned for reasons unknown to mankind. "But think about things we shouldn't dare to tamper with, like the fact that I'm fat hot potato head", complained the Meme Generator template
 

Vel0city

func_fish
aa
Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
After 9 years in development, death was approaching, but not before Sniper began pissing himself. The TF2Maps forums wasn't about mapping anymore, but rather endless, endless shitposts. Because of this, sadly, no one cared about TF2Maps.net. "Screw this, I'm done." said Fr0Z3nR, as a Pyroshark tamer UEAKcrash took another look at this interesting situation. He left, sighing: Choo-Choo on his laser named Lucy. Lucy killed Fr0Z3nR. Lucy was killed by Frozen's ghostly carcass stolen from Pyro's lost brother, Jack Frost, who was hiding under a Festive Backburner. He came out, then dove back to equip his mysterious weapon called xXxRudolph the red-nosed dank meme smoke-grenade launcher of Demopan IIIxXx. Why? I'll tell you: "Reasons!", the announcer reasoned for reasons unknown to mankind. "But think about things we shouldn't dare to tamper with, like the fact that I'm fat hot potato head", complained the Meme Generator template. He left, then
 

Crowbar

Spiritual preprocessor
aa
Dec 19, 2015
1,455
1,297
After 9 years in development, death was approaching, but not before Sniper began pissing himself. The TF2Maps forums wasn't about mapping anymore, but rather endless, endless shitposts. Because of this, sadly, no one cared about TF2Maps.net. "Screw this, I'm done." said Fr0Z3nR, as a Pyroshark tamer UEAKcrash took another look at this interesting situation. He left, sighing: Choo-Choo on his laser named Lucy. Lucy killed Fr0Z3nR. Lucy was killed by Frozen's ghostly carcass stolen from Pyro's lost brother, Jack Frost, who was hiding under a Festive Backburner. He came out, then dove back to equip his mysterious weapon called xXxRudolph the red-nosed dank meme smoke-grenade launcher of Demopan IIIxXx. Why? I'll tell you: "Reasons!", the announcer reasoned for reasons unknown to mankind. "But think about things we shouldn't dare to tamper with, like the fact that I'm fat hot potato head", complained the Meme Generator template. He left, then all his servants