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Vincent

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Chapter :B1: The Force

"Luke, use the :B1: emote," said Obi-What Cannotbe as he ran for the Galactic Meteor Debris Janitor 'Poodoo the Great'. Returning from Chapter plums, back in the old neighborhood prison form from 21 Dank street, the Scout was chattin' it up with Miss Pauling, but then unexpectedly successfully got a Strange Rocket Jumper which actually counted the times Medic has been shot accidentally by Sniper's sack of holy Jarate hand grenades™. When the counter for the strange Rocket Jumper had 420 kills somehow, a thunderstorm moved from Florida to Canada in a sudden shift of Earth's magnetic field; 5 kittens were adopted by GabeN, our lord and mascot. During a lightning strike that leveled thirty-five cities
 

Empyre

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Chapter :B1: The Force

"Luke, use the :B1: emote," said Obi-What Cannotbe as he ran for the Galactic Meteor Debris Janitor 'Poodoo the Great'. Returning from Chapter plums, back in the old neighborhood prison form from 21 Dank street, the Scout was chattin' it up with Miss Pauling, but then unexpectedly successfully got a Strange Rocket Jumper which actually counted the times Medic has been shot accidentally by Sniper's sack of holy Jarate hand grenades™. When the counter for the strange Rocket Jumper had 420 kills somehow, a thunderstorm moved from Florida to Canada in a sudden shift of Earth's magnetic field; 5 kittens were adopted by GabeN, our lord and mascot. During a lightning strike that leveled thirty-five cities, Gordon Freeman was
 

Kraken

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Chapter :B1: The Force

"Luke, use the :B1: emote," said Obi-What Cannotbe as he ran for the Galactic Meteor Debris Janitor 'Poodoo the Great'. Returning from Chapter plums, back in the old neighborhood prison form from 21 Dank street, the Scout was chattin' it up with Miss Pauling, but then unexpectedly successfully got a Strange Rocket Jumper which actually counted the times Medic has been shot accidentally by Sniper's sack of holy Jarate hand grenades™. When the counter for the strange Rocket Jumper had 420 kills somehow, a thunderstorm moved from Florida to Canada in a sudden shift of Earth's magnetic field; 5 kittens were adopted by GabeN, our lord and mascot. During a lightning strike that leveled thirty-five cities, Gordon Freeman was a homeless person
 

Empyre

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Feb 8, 2011
309
187
Chapter :B1: The Force

"Luke, use the :B1: emote," said Obi-What Cannotbe as he ran for the Galactic Meteor Debris Janitor 'Poodoo the Great'. Returning from Chapter plums, back in the old neighborhood prison form from 21 Dank street, the Scout was chattin' it up with Miss Pauling, but then unexpectedly successfully got a Strange Rocket Jumper which actually counted the times Medic has been shot accidentally by Sniper's sack of holy Jarate hand grenades™. When the counter for the strange Rocket Jumper had 420 kills somehow, a thunderstorm moved from Florida to Canada in a sudden shift of Earth's magnetic field; 5 kittens were adopted by GabeN, our lord and mascot. During a lightning strike that leveled thirty-five cities, Gordon Freeman was a homeless person until he remembered
 

CriminalBunny

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Oct 11, 2013
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Chapter :B1: The Force

"Luke, use the :B1: emote," said Obi-What Cannotbe as he ran for the Galactic Meteor Debris Janitor 'Poodoo the Great'. Returning from Chapter plums, back in the old neighborhood prison form from 21 Dank street, the Scout was chattin' it up with Miss Pauling, but then unexpectedly successfully got a Strange Rocket Jumper which actually counted the times Medic has been shot accidentally by Sniper's sack of holy Jarate hand grenades™. When the counter for the strange Rocket Jumper had 420 kills somehow, a thunderstorm moved from Florida to Canada in a sudden shift of Earth's magnetic field; 5 kittens were adopted by GabeN, our lord and mascot. During a lightning strike that leveled thirty-five cities, Gordon Freeman was a homeless person until he remembered the new gamemode
 

radarhead

Basically? Kind of a Huge Mess
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Mar 6, 2013
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Chapter :B1: The Force

"Luke, use the :B1: emote," said Obi-What Cannotbe as he ran for the Galactic Meteor Debris Janitor 'Poodoo the Great'. Returning from Chapter plums, back in the old neighborhood prison form from 21 Dank street, the Scout was chattin' it up with Miss Pauling, but then unexpectedly successfully got a Strange Rocket Jumper which actually counted the times Medic has been shot accidentally by Sniper's sack of holy Jarate hand grenades™. When the counter for the strange Rocket Jumper had 420 kills somehow, a thunderstorm moved from Florida to Canada in a sudden shift of Earth's magnetic field; 5 kittens were adopted by GabeN, our lord and mascot. During a lightning strike that leveled thirty-five cities, Gordon Freeman was a homeless person until he remembered the new gamemode "ym_" which stood
 

Vincent

&#128296 Grandmaster Lizard Wizard Jedi &#128296
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Sep 5, 2009
912
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Chapter :B1: The Force

"Luke, use the :B1: emote," said Obi-What Cannotbe as he ran for the Galactic Meteor Debris Janitor 'Poodoo the Great'. Returning from Chapter plums, back in the old neighborhood prison form from 21 Dank street, the Scout was chattin' it up with Miss Pauling, but then unexpectedly successfully got a Strange Rocket Jumper which actually counted the times Medic has been shot accidentally by Sniper's sack of holy Jarate hand grenades™. When the counter for the strange Rocket Jumper had 420 kills somehow, a thunderstorm moved from Florida to Canada in a sudden shift of Earth's magnetic field; 5 kittens were adopted by GabeN, our lord and mascot. During a lightning strike that leveled thirty-five cities, Gordon Freeman was a homeless person until he remembered the new gamemode "ym_" which stood ever erect and
 

radarhead

Basically? Kind of a Huge Mess
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Mar 6, 2013
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Chapter :B1: The Force

"Luke, use the :B1: emote," said Obi-What Cannotbe as he ran for the Galactic Meteor Debris Janitor 'Poodoo the Great'. Returning from Chapter plums, back in the old neighborhood prison form from 21 Dank street, the Scout was chattin' it up with Miss Pauling, but then unexpectedly successfully got a Strange Rocket Jumper which actually counted the times Medic has been shot accidentally by Sniper's sack of holy Jarate hand grenades™. When the counter for the strange Rocket Jumper had 420 kills somehow, a thunderstorm moved from Florida to Canada in a sudden shift of Earth's magnetic field; 5 kittens were adopted by GabeN, our lord and mascot. During a lightning strike that leveled thirty-five cities, Gordon Freeman was a homeless person until he remembered the new gamemode "ym_" which stood ever erect and proud amongst the
 

Zed

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Chapter :B1: The Force

"Luke, use the :B1: emote," said Obi-What Cannotbe as he ran for the Galactic Meteor Debris Janitor 'Poodoo the Great'. Returning from Chapter plums, back in the old neighborhood prison form from 21 Dank street, the Scout was chattin' it up with Miss Pauling, but then unexpectedly successfully got a Strange Rocket Jumper which actually counted the times Medic has been shot accidentally by Sniper's sack of holy Jarate hand grenades™. When the counter for the strange Rocket Jumper had 420 kills somehow, a thunderstorm moved from Florida to Canada in a sudden shift of Earth's magnetic field; 5 kittens were adopted by GabeN, our lord and mascot. During a lightning strike that leveled thirty-five cities, Gordon Freeman was a homeless person until he remembered the new gamemode "ym_" which stood ever erect and proud amongst the much smaller gamemodes.
 

SnickerPuffs

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Chapter :B1: The Force

"Luke, use the :B1: emote," said Obi-What Cannotbe as he ran for the Galactic Meteor Debris Janitor 'Poodoo the Great'. Returning from Chapter plums, back in the old neighborhood prison form from 21 Dank street, the Scout was chattin' it up with Miss Pauling, but then unexpectedly successfully got a Strange Rocket Jumper which actually counted the times Medic has been shot accidentally by Sniper's sack of holy Jarate hand grenades™. When the counter for the strange Rocket Jumper had 420 kills somehow, a thunderstorm moved from Florida to Canada in a sudden shift of Earth's magnetic field; 5 kittens were adopted by GabeN, our lord and mascot. During a lightning strike that leveled thirty-five cities, Gordon Freeman was a homeless person until he remembered the new gamemode "ym_" which stood ever erect and proud amongst the much smaller gamemodes. However, one stood
 

radarhead

Basically? Kind of a Huge Mess
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Mar 6, 2013
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Chapter :B1: The Force

"Luke, use the :B1: emote," said Obi-What Cannotbe as he ran for the Galactic Meteor Debris Janitor 'Poodoo the Great'. Returning from Chapter plums, back in the old neighborhood prison form from 21 Dank street, the Scout was chattin' it up with Miss Pauling, but then unexpectedly successfully got a Strange Rocket Jumper which actually counted the times Medic has been shot accidentally by Sniper's sack of holy Jarate hand grenades™. When the counter for the strange Rocket Jumper had 420 kills somehow, a thunderstorm moved from Florida to Canada in a sudden shift of Earth's magnetic field; 5 kittens were adopted by GabeN, our lord and mascot. During a lightning strike that leveled thirty-five cities, Gordon Freeman was a homeless person until he remembered the new gamemode "ym_" which stood ever erect and proud amongst the much smaller gamemodes. However, one stood out as the
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
Chapter :B1: The Force

"Luke, use the :B1: emote," said Obi-What Cannotbe as he ran for the Galactic Meteor Debris Janitor 'Poodoo the Great'. Returning from Chapter plums, back in the old neighborhood prison form from 21 Dank street, the Scout was chattin' it up with Miss Pauling, but then unexpectedly successfully got a Strange Rocket Jumper which actually counted the times Medic has been shot accidentally by Sniper's sack of holy Jarate hand grenades™. When the counter for the strange Rocket Jumper had 420 kills somehow, a thunderstorm moved from Florida to Canada in a sudden shift of Earth's magnetic field; 5 kittens were adopted by GabeN, our lord and mascot. During a lightning strike that leveled thirty-five cities, Gordon Freeman was a homeless person until he remembered the new gamemode "ym_" which stood ever erect and proud amongst the much smaller gamemodes. However, one stood out as the best example of
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
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Oct 11, 2013
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Chapter :B1: The Force

"Luke, use the :B1: emote," said Obi-What Cannotbe as he ran for the Galactic Meteor Debris Janitor 'Poodoo the Great'. Returning from Chapter plums, back in the old neighborhood prison form from 21 Dank street, the Scout was chattin' it up with Miss Pauling, but then unexpectedly successfully got a Strange Rocket Jumper which actually counted the times Medic has been shot accidentally by Sniper's sack of holy Jarate hand grenades™. When the counter for the strange Rocket Jumper had 420 kills somehow, a thunderstorm moved from Florida to Canada in a sudden shift of Earth's magnetic field; 5 kittens were adopted by GabeN, our lord and mascot. During a lightning strike that leveled thirty-five cities, Gordon Freeman was a homeless person until he remembered the new gamemode "ym_" which stood ever erect and proud amongst the much smaller gamemodes. However, one stood out as the best example of discord and confusion;
 

Vincent

&#128296 Grandmaster Lizard Wizard Jedi &#128296
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Sep 5, 2009
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Chapter :B1: The Force

"Luke, use the :B1: emote," said Obi-What Cannotbe as he ran for the Galactic Meteor Debris Janitor 'Poodoo the Great'. Returning from Chapter plums, back in the old neighborhood prison form from 21 Dank street, the Scout was chattin' it up with Miss Pauling, but then unexpectedly successfully got a Strange Rocket Jumper which actually counted the times Medic has been shot accidentally by Sniper's sack of holy Jarate hand grenades™. When the counter for the strange Rocket Jumper had 420 kills somehow, a thunderstorm moved from Florida to Canada in a sudden shift of Earth's magnetic field; 5 kittens were adopted by GabeN, our lord and mascot. During a lightning strike that leveled thirty-five cities, Gordon Freeman was a homeless person until he remembered the new gamemode "ym_" which stood ever erect and proud amongst the much smaller gamemodes. However, one stood out as the best example of discord and confusion;

Chapter :1B: The Darth Side
 

Vel0city

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Muahahaha! Welcome to hightower, a sniper's heaven and hell
 

Ida

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Chapter :1B: The Darth Side

Muahahaha! Welcome to hightower, a sniper's heaven and hell. Watch out for
 

Empyre

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Feb 8, 2011
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Chapter :1B: The Darth Side

Muahahaha! Welcome to hightower, a sniper's heaven and hell. Watch out for people actually pushing the envelope with