In which I almost buy drugs from a Steam Summer Camp member in Chattanooga, Tennessee

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So two friends and I saw people were in the Summer Camp Steam Group Chat. We entered and wanted to see what was up.

Here's what happened.

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Sam Snow entered chat.
Monday, November 26, 2012
2:27 AM - jasonhammond347: AHEY
2:27 AM - void~: Hello
2:27 AM - Manton: WHAT'S POPPIN' PLAYAS
2:27 AM - jasonhammond347: ANY DRUG ADDICTS
2:27 AM - Sam Snow: oh wow. haha hey guys
2:27 AM - void~: Yes
2:28 AM - jasonhammond347: MORPHINE IS A LITTLE NEW TO ME
2:28 AM - Sam Snow: oh yeah man, I literally can't get through the day without shrooms
2:28 AM - Manton: I'm a xanny man
2:28 AM - void~: Christ, Jason. Get on my level.
2:29 AM - void~: I robotrip. What the fuck do you do?
2:29 AM - jasonhammond347: WAS TAKING OXICOTIN BUT THE DOC CHANGED IN TO KATAMIN 50MG TWICWE A DAY
2:29 AM - Manton: tuff dude
2:29 AM - Sam Snow: oh that sucks man
2:29 AM - jasonhammond347: PURE MORPHINE
2:30 AM - jasonhammond347: WILL IT FUCK ME UP
2:30 AM - Manton: Its_My_Life-Bon_Jovi.mp3
2:30 AM - Manton: oh shit, sorry guys wrong window
2:30 AM - Sam Snow: No man that's what soldiers use when they hurt
2:30 AM - void~: That's childs play. Get shit on by facts.
2:31 AM - jasonhammond347: OXICONTIN IS HALF OXYCODONE AND MORPHINE SO IT WAS NOT TOO BAD TAKING THAT
2:31 AM - Manton: would you freak out if I said that I loved you guys
2:31 AM - Sam Snow: Are you a boy or irl?
2:32 AM - Manton: im a biy
2:32 AM - jasonhammond347: THEN THEY GIVE ME 45 10MG HYDROS ON TOP OF THAT
2:32 AM - void~: Gender will affect the lethality of your doses, Jason.
don'thurtmeplease left chat.
2:32 AM - Manton: who's ur favorite member of the wu tang clan
2:32 AM - Sam Snow: redman
2:32 AM - void~: Are you fucked up right now, Jason?
2:32 AM - jasonhammond347: GOTTA BE CAREFUL OF MY LIVER THOUGH
2:33 AM - void~: Jason?
2:33 AM - jasonhammond347: YES
2:33 AM - Manton: mines ol dirty
2:33 AM - Manton: big baby jesus
2:33 AM - Sam Snow: Oh yeah, do you drink at all?
2:33 AM - void~: What are you fucked up on, Jason?
2:33 AM - Manton: please, wu tang centric chat only
2:33 AM - jasonhammond347: VALIUM
2:33 AM - void~: Where did you get it?
2:34 AM - jasonhammond347: AND RISPERDONE
2:34 AM - Manton: you fuckin made that one up
2:34 AM - void~: Where did you get this, Jason?
2:34 AM - jasonhammond347: AND OTHER PSYCHOTROPIC DRUGS
2:34 AM - jasonhammond347: FROM SANTA KLAUSE
2:35 AM - void~: Where did you meet up with him?
2:35 AM - void~: Jason?
2:35 AM - void~: Jason answer me.
2:35 AM - jasonhammond347: AT THAE DOCTORS OFFICE'
2:35 AM - void~: Where is that?
2:35 AM - Sam Snow: Blazing it up right now guys
2:36 AM - Sam Snow: 420 420 420 420 420
2:36 AM - Manton: I'm blazing it up
2:36 AM - Manton: my house, that is
2:36 AM - jasonhammond347: WHO ARE YOU CHRIS HENSON WITH DATELINE
2:36 AM - Manton: my mom is gonna be pissed lol
2:36 AM - jasonhammond347: VOID
2:36 AM - void~: No.
2:37 AM - void~: Jason, I need to know where you get this shit. I can use some.
2:37 AM - void~: Jason please respond.
2:37 AM - jasonhammond347: GOT TO BE MENTALLY AND PHSYSICALLY FUCKED UP
2:37 AM - Sam Snow: I hear that brother
2:38 AM - Manton: guys this house fire is getting pout of hanfg
2:38 AM - void~: Amen.
2:38 AM - jasonhammond347: IN ORDER TO GET THE SHIT I GET
Кунька entered chat.
2:39 AM - jasonhammond347: BUT I DO GOOD RAISING A FAMILY AND PAYING BILLS
2:39 AM - void~: Where can I get what you're on, Jason?
2:39 AM - Manton: i'm outtie
2:39 AM - jasonhammond347: CHATTANOOGA N
2:39 AM - Manton: gotta get outa this inferno lol
2:39 AM - void~: I'm sorry?
2:39 AM - Sam Snow: I hope so man, kids need to blaze it too
Manton left chat.
Manton left chat.
EXECOTIONER entered chat.
2:39 AM - jasonhammond347: TENNESSEE
2:40 AM - EXECOTIONER: ебать ты пидорас
2:40 AM - EXECOTIONER: FUCK YOU
EXECOTIONER left chat.
2:41 AM - Sam Snow: 420 420 420 420 420 420
2:41 AM - void~: How old are you, Jason?
2:42 AM - jasonhammond347: 34
2:43 AM - void~: Do you live in Chattanooga, too?
2:43 AM - void~: How far is it from you?
2:43 AM - Sam Snow: dag man im only 19
2:43 AM - jasonhammond347: YES LIVE IN DOWNTOWN
2:44 AM - jasonhammond347: CHATTANOOGA
2:44 AM - jasonhammond347: BUT I DON TSELL MY SHIT
2:44 AM - jasonhammond347: JUST EAT IT
2:44 AM - Sam Snow: Don'y eat morphine man it's a waste
2:45 AM - jasonhammond347: COMES IN CAPSULES
2:45 AM - Sam Snow: oh, then it's fine
2:45 AM - jasonhammond347: VOID WHERE IN CHATTANOOGA ARE YOU
llerom26 entered chat.
2:46 AM - llerom26: haaiii!!!!
2:46 AM - Sam Snow: Hey!!!!
2:46 AM - llerom26: om g HIIII
2:46 AM - void~: A little bit out from downtown.
2:46 AM - void~: So you don't deal?
2:47 AM - jasonhammond347: DEPENDS
2:47 AM - jasonhammond347: IF YOUR POLICE YOUR DEAD WHEN WE MEET
2:49 AM - Sam Snow: woah
2:49 AM - Sam Snow: scary

And that's when I got a private chat request. From jasonhammond347.

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Monday, November 26, 2012
2:47 AM - jasonhammond347: VOID NOW DONT BE AFRAID
2:47 AM - void~: Why would I be?
2:49 AM - jasonhammond347: BECAUSE IF YOUR POLICE WE WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY
2:49 AM - void~: Okay. Noted.
2:49 AM - void~: I thought it was just you but okay.
2:50 AM - jasonhammond347: WHAT DO YOU MEAN
2:50 AM - void~: You said "we."
2:50 AM - jasonhammond347: IT IS JUST ME BUT THEIR OTHERS AWARE
2:51 AM - void~: Anyways, what do you got besides the morphine and shit?
2:52 AM - jasonhammond347: SO IF SOMETHING HAPPENS TO ME THE KNOW YOU WERE THAT LAST CONTACT I HAD SO WITH GPS AND MAPQUEST THEY WOULD FIND YOU
2:52 AM - jasonhammond347: SOME GOOD GREENS
2:52 AM - void~: Alright, how do I get it?
2:53 AM - void~: And what's your pricing?
2:53 AM - jasonhammond347: MALE OR FEMALE AND HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT
2:53 AM - void~: Male. How much do you got, or like, how much are you willing to sell?
2:54 AM - jasonhammond347: HOW MUICH DO YOU WANT
2:54 AM - void~: I dunno, what's your pricing?
2:56 AM - jasonhammond347: U SOUND TOO MUCH LIKE POLICE FOR MY BLOOD TRY THE WESTSIDE PROJECTS.DONT GO AT NIGHT
2:56 AM - void~: Dude, I have an active Steam account with plenty of hours on it, why would I be a cop?
2:56 AM - void~: How much do you charge for a gram?
2:57 AM - jasonhammond347: BECAUSE POLICE HUNT THESE SITES LOOKING FOR FOOLS TO DO STUPID DSHIT'
2:58 AM - void~: This is from my Steam account, bro. http://puu.sh/1utt1 If I was a cop, I wouldn't have time for shit like that. Just sayin.
2:59 AM - jasonhammond347: MASK THEMWSELFS AS TEENS LOOKING FOR ASMOKE OR A MIDDLE AGED MAN LOOKING TO SCORE
2:59 AM - void~: Well that's weird as hell.
3:00 AM - jasonhammond347: UNDERCOVERCOPS HAVE PLENTY OF TIME BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT OVERTIME IS ABOUT
3:00 AM - jasonhammond347: A GRAM IS 5 DOLLARES
3:00 AM - jasonhammond347: DOLLARS
3:01 AM - jasonhammond347: SINCE I AM IN THE HOOD THE BEST BET WOULD BE TO GET AN OUNCE
3:01 AM - void~: Okay. Where do I go?
3:01 AM - void~: I don't get out much.
3:02 AM - jasonhammond347: WONT BE NOW
3:02 AM - void~: Well, yeah, I get that. It's late.
3:02 AM - jasonhammond347: 130 AN OUNCE PLUS I TAKE 2 GRAMS NFOR RUNNING TO GET IT
3:03 AM - void~: Fair enough.
3:03 AM - jasonhammond347: 70 FOR AN HALF AND I STILL TAKE 2 GRAMS OUT
3:03 AM - void~: Okay.
3:04 AM - jasonhammond347: [He gave me his phone number here. It checked out.]
3:04 AM - jasonhammond347: SOMETIME IN AFTERNOON OR EVENING
3:04 AM - jasonhammond347: MIGHT BE JUST A 20
3:05 AM - jasonhammond347: THEN I WILL JUST TAKE A GRAM
3:05 AM - void~: Alright.
3:05 AM - void~: So you want me to call tomorrow? Or should I wait?
3:07 AM - jasonhammond347: CALL TOMORROW I HAVE A 2 YEAR OLD SON I DO THIS TO MAKE SIDE MONEY TO HELP SUPPORT HIM I HOPE YOUR NOT POLICE I WILL BWE ABLE TO TELL MORE WHEN IN TALK TO YOU
3:09 AM - void~: Alright. Any specific time?
3:10 AM - jasonhammond347: ABOUT 5PM WILL FINE
3:10 AM - void~: Okay.
3:10 AM - void~: Anything else?
3:11 AM - jasonhammond347: COUPLE VALIUM
3:12 AM - void~: How much is a couple?
3:12 AM - jasonhammond347: 1 MG TABS 10 LEFET
3:12 AM - void~: Aight.
3:13 AM - jasonhammond347: NO ABOUT 5
3:13 AM - void~: How much?
3:13 AM - void~: I meant how much do they cost.
3:13 AM - jasonhammond347: 1$ A PIECE
3:13 AM - void~: Cool.
3:14 AM - void~: Maybe I'll call you tomorrow, I'm not entirely sure. I'll see if I can clear any prior engagements before 5.
3:15 AM - void~: I'll get in touch with you here if I can't call you tomorrow and we'll sort shit out from there.
3:15 AM - jasonhammond347: COOL
3:16 AM - void~: Good luck with your business, and good luck with your family and all that.
3:16 AM - jasonhammond347: GODBLESS YOU ARE YOURS

He was a nice guy.
 

GPuzzle

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Did his caps lock key broke while it was on?
 

Void

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Sooo... What now? Did you report the bastard? :D

I have his phone number and he is expecting a call this afternoon. I probably won't do anything else at this point. I don't want to get into anything too deep.
 

Yacan1

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Or maybe he sold his Caps-lock key for drug money.
 

Void

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Sign him up for cat facts. Or auction it on 4chan.

I can't. His number is a landline, oddly enough.

Good idea. Sell drugs over a landline. Not even a disposable pay-as-you-go phone or anything.
 

Seba

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Rip out the cables, move to Alaska
 

GPuzzle

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Give your coordinates in the middle of the Marianas Trench.
 

TMP

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Risperidone won't fuck you up, I think. Never has for me anyways.
 

Ravidge

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Risperidone won't fuck you up, I think. Never has for me anyways.

Oh! So that's the reason you type in all-caps in chat all the time?
I see
 
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Risperidone won't fuck you up, I think. Never has for me anyways.

ROFL - if you have to think you're already messed up man!