In which I almost buy drugs from a Steam Summer Camp member in Chattanooga, Tennessee

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Void, Nov 26, 2012.

  1. Void

    aa Void Local Man Unable To Map, Sources Say

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    So two friends and I saw people were in the Summer Camp Steam Group Chat. We entered and wanted to see what was up.

    Here's what happened.

    And that's when I got a private chat request. From jasonhammond347.

    He was a nice guy.
     
  2. Fish 2.0

    Fish 2.0 L6: Sharp Member

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    Dat caps lock.
     
  3. grazr

    aa grazr Old Man Mutant Ninja Turtle

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    Drug dealers always shout. Makes sense to me.
     
  4. LeSwordfish

    aa LeSwordfish semi-trained quasi-professional

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  5. Faux Rhinoceros

    aa Faux Rhinoceros Also known as Dr. Element

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    Sooo... What now? Did you report the bastard? :D
     
  6. GPuzzle

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    Did his caps lock key broke while it was on?
     
  7. Void

    aa Void Local Man Unable To Map, Sources Say

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    I have his phone number and he is expecting a call this afternoon. I probably won't do anything else at this point. I don't want to get into anything too deep.
     
  8. LeSwordfish

    aa LeSwordfish semi-trained quasi-professional

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    Sign him up for cat facts. Or auction it on 4chan.
     
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  9. Yacan1

    aa Yacan1 D I G I T A L I N F L U E N C E R

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    Or maybe he sold his Caps-lock key for drug money.
     
  10. Void

    aa Void Local Man Unable To Map, Sources Say

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    I can't. His number is a landline, oddly enough.

    Good idea. Sell drugs over a landline. Not even a disposable pay-as-you-go phone or anything.
     
  11. Seba

    aa Seba DR. BIG FUCKER, PHD

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    Rip out the cables, move to Alaska
     
  12. LeSwordfish

    aa LeSwordfish semi-trained quasi-professional

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    Give the number to someone else. Say "This guy pretends to be a drug dealer. Call him up, try and buy drugs, pretend to go along with it. He's got a really great skit at the end."
     
  13. Faux Rhinoceros

    aa Faux Rhinoceros Also known as Dr. Element

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    How about i change my location on steam to Tennessee, and you hand him over to me? He won't be able to do much since i am really on the other side of the atlantic ocean :D
     
  14. GPuzzle

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    Give your coordinates in the middle of the Marianas Trench.
     
  15. TMP

    aa TMP Abuser of Site Rules

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    Risperidone won't fuck you up, I think. Never has for me anyways.
     
  16. Ravidge

    aa Ravidge Grand Vizier

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    Oh! So that's the reason you type in all-caps in chat all the time?
    I see
     
  17. LeSwordfish

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  18. Kill_the_Bug

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    ROFL - if you have to think you're already messed up man!