The Hammertons - A Voyage into The Sims 3

[Void]

I've been looking for my games to play in the time that my internet is less than satisfactory, and in that fury of flying game cases, I found The Sims 3.

Reinstalled immediately, I set out on a quest to start a family based off of TF2M's best and brightest.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Hammertons.

PART I - MEET THE HAMMERTONS

Ah, the city of Riverview or something like that. I would later go on to not use this city at all.

There's Void Hammerton. Yeah, I'm first. Deal with it.

Oh look, its Rexy Hammerton. He'd fart a lot if I knew how to make him do that.

Ah, the majestic Supersandvich Hammerton. Magnificent.

Mm, yes. Prestige Hammerton. Stunning.

And then there's Old Man Booj Hammerton. Because the "um" didn't fit.

Aly Hammerton. The girl.

One big happy family...

TO BE CONTINUED.

 

[StickZer0]

I call it now:
Aly and Super will make a blackstralian baby

 

[Tekku]

lol

 

[Psy]

This is the event of the year that we have all been waiting for.

 

[A Boojum Snark]

TF2M's best and brightest.

Mm, yes. Prestige Hammerton. Stunning.

P.S.: Old man? Isn't Rexy older than me? I should be the Rainbow Mafia Ninja Stalker.

 

[grazr]

Yea, Booj is like... 21? 22?

Rofl at how much that looks like Aly though.

 

[Ida]

Everyone has the same last name? So this is some sort of twisted six-way marriage, is it?

Cool.

 

[Penguin]

I am crushed by my non-inclusion.

That does look like Aly, though. Hilarious.

 

[Void]

Aly and Rexy are the only people that had actual reference to go by. I've seen pictures of Booj before too, but he fits the "old man" thing better.

Oh and that really looks like Supersandvich, too.

 

[Wilson]

I have newfound respect for Super now, thanks Void!

 

[Okrag]

Aly and Rexy are the only people that had actual reference to go by. I've seen pictures of Booj before too, but he fits the "old man" thing better.

Oh and that really looks like Supersandvich, too.

You don't have a reference for making yourself?

 

[TheKieranator]

This is so great! I'll be watching this with keen interest. Reading the traits for each of the 'characters' is entertaining and informative on its own. For those who can't be bothered reading for themselves, here is a list:

Void Hammerton:
Good sense of humour
Perfectionist
Hopeless romantic
Natural cook
Friendly

Rexy Hammerton:
Artistic
Good Sense of Humour
Inappropriate
Party Animal
Childish

Supersandvich Hammerton:
Childish
Excitable
Good
Good Sense of Humour
Great Kisser (You know this how? )

Prestige Hammerton:
Charismatic
Daredevil
Childish
Computer Whiz
Athletic

Old Man Booj Hammerton:
Genius
Handy
Computer Whiz
Insane
Dislikes Children

Aly Hammerton:
Good
Perfectionist
Artistic
Brave
Kleptomaniac

I would also like to add that Booj has most likely been interpreted as an old man not only because of his wisdom regarding mapping in Hammer, but also because of his old-fart, fuddy-duddy view on the current state of TF2.

 

[Terwonick]

you forgot me/decided to cut me out of the picture

 

[LeSwordfish]

Don't worry Ter, me and you are next door.

Right?

 

[Jeremy]

Why this was posted on the same day I began playing Sims 3 again because my internet was buggering up.


Looking forward to more.

 

[Void]

PART II - THE FIRST DAY
A day of absolute free will.

It begins.

Celebrating their new home, Rexy and Aly Hammerton immediately begin playing a game of Tag. Supersandvich and Prestige talk about computers and music. Void goes to play computer games. Old Man Booj sits on a couch.

Old Man Booj wished to cuddle with Void, until he got bored waiting and decided to go read something instead.

Supersandvich and Prestige join Rexy and Aly in a game of Tag.

Prestige works out for hours...

... while others try to maintain a conversation or read.

Rexy plays in the mirror while nobody is watching.

Supersandvich wishes to play in the mirror as well, but Rexy needs to pee.

Rexy hits it off alright with Aly by talking about the weather.

Old Man Booj wanders around the property, trying to find the chair that is just right for him.

While Rexy reads a book on commitment issues...

... Supersandvich relaxes in the bed across the room and reads The Adventures of Raymundo

Dinner is served. Macaroni and Cheese courtesy of Void. Nice quality.

Prestige picks up the dirty dishes around the house and everything seems to be going just fine.

Until Prestige pissed his damn pants.

Hours pass, and Aly is the last one awake. Reading.

Prestige shares a bed with Supersandvich.

Aly crawls in with Rexy and everyone is finally asleep.

And Prestige didn't clean up his mess.

TO BE CONTINUED.

 

[Da_Man]

Apparently Prestige needs to go back to preschool for potty training.

 

[StickZer0]

Oh god Void I'm cracking up after seeing that - everyone fits their character so well, in particular Super. I never realised how much sense super being a fat black guy made

 

[lana]

You probably should be using the Sims 2 for this.

 

[tyler]

Old Man Booj searching for the best chair is THE GREATEST