You know, a town with money's a little like the mule with the spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it.
The name's Void, Salesman Void. And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. Probably the greatest...
Aw, it's not for you. It's more a
Steam Powered User Forums idea.
All right. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll show you my idea. I give you the
TF2Maps.net Lavafall!
I've sold lavafalls to Facepunch, Polycount, and North Interlopers, and, by gum, it put them on the map!
Well, sir, there's nothin' on earth like a genuine bona-fide magmafied free-flowing Lavafall! What'd I say?
Lavafall!
What's it called?
Lavafall!
That's right! Lavafall!
Lavafall, Lavafall, Lavafall, etc
I hear those things are awfully loud.
It flows as softly as a cloud!
Is there a chance the flow could bend?
Not on your life, my Hindu friend!
What about us brain-dead slobs?
You'll be given cushy jobs!
Were you sent here by the devil?
No, good sir, I'm on the level.
The ring came off my pudding can.
Take my pen knife, my good man.
I swear, it's TF2M's only choice! Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
Lavafall...
What's it called?
Lavafalllll...
Once again!
Lavafallllllllll!
But TF2M's still all cracked and broken! Sorry, Booj, the mob has spoken!
Lavafall! Lavafalllll! Lavafallllllllll!
LAVAFALL!
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Lava—D'oh!