The heavy is sooo fat that when he stands up it becomes night time.
The heavy is so fat, when he spawns he crashes the server he's on.
The heavy is so fat he makes blimps look like soap bubbles.
One time heavy went to the beach and all the whales came up and started singing "We are family".
The heavy is so fat they play tc_hydro on top of him.
The heavy is so fat, that a scout takes 2 rounds to run around him.
The heavy is so fat that whenever he falls, everyone thinks the blue team won cp_goldrush.
The heavy is so fat he starts capping the enemy's last point on cp_well from the first spawn room.
The heavy is so fat that when he sits around the base, he sits AROUND the base.