Yo Heavy So Fat....

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by The Gentlemanne, Mar 24, 2010.

  1. The Gentlemanne

    The Gentlemanne L4: Comfortable Member

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    That when he jumps for joy........he got stuck

    your turn..:p
     
  2. MadMax

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    :facepalm:
     
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  3. Penguin

    aa Penguin Clinically Diagnosed with Small Mapper's Syndrome

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    Yo heavy so fat that when he gets near the cart people think it's plr_whalerace.
     
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  4. Void

    aa Void Local Man Unable To Map, Sources Say

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    Yo Heavy so fat that he delayed the Engineer update 'cause you called him fat.
     
  5. Midel

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    Yo, heavy's so fat that he plays for both teams.

    Heavy's so fat he once sat on a level 3 sentry and it turned into a small ammo.
     
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  6. Void

    aa Void Local Man Unable To Map, Sources Say

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    Yo Heavy so fat he developed a wormhole through which he traveled back in time to warn himself to stay fit and healthy and everything went better than expected.
     
  7. Knight-Errant

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    Once apon a time there was an fat heavy. He was soooo fat that everyone died. The End.
     
  8. Gerbil

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    Heavy is the reason no other class can eat delicious sandviches or dalokohs bars.

    Because he eats them all.
     
  9. Dr. ROCKZO

    Dr. ROCKZO L8: Fancy Shmancy Member

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    Yo Heavy so Fat, an Infinite sandvich is his idea of an appetizer.
     
  10. Tapp

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    "I heard your heavy went into a restaurant and ate all the food at the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant"
     
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  11. Trotim

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    Yo Heavy so fat even your mother looks skinny

    /classy post
     
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  12. Karnage

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    Yo Heavy so fat that when the train on cp_well hit him, he turned and yelled "Who is throwing stones?!

    Yo Heavy so fat you gotta change server just to get behind him
     
  13. Fraz

    aa Fraz Blu Hatte, Greyscale Backdrop.

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    Heavy is so fat they had to put in speed bumps at the all you can eat buffet to slow him down getting there.
     
  14. Vincent

    aa Vincent 🔨 Grandmaster Lizard Wizard Jedi 🔨

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    Your heavies so fat people needed to make a note of it on the forums.
     
  15. Pooluke41

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    Your Heavy is so fat instead of nails he eats Schnitzels! [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W0Cryg0uEw"]YouTube- The Schnitzel Song[/ame]
     
  16. Midel

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    The heavy is sooo fat that when he stands up it becomes night time.
    The heavy is so fat, when he spawns he crashes the server he's on.
    The heavy is so fat he makes blimps look like soap bubbles.
    One time heavy went to the beach and all the whales came up and started singing "We are family".
    The heavy is so fat they play tc_hydro on top of him.
    The heavy is so fat, that a scout takes 2 rounds to run around him.
    The heavy is so fat that whenever he falls, everyone thinks the blue team won cp_goldrush.
    The heavy is so fat he starts capping the enemy's last point on cp_well from the first spawn room.
    The heavy is so fat that when he sits around the base, he sits AROUND the base.
     
  17. Mr.Blob

    Mr.Blob L8: Fancy Shmancy Member

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    Yo Heavys so fat I took a screenshot of him last update, and its still printing. :D
     
  18. Micnax

    aa Micnax I maek map

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    Yo Heavy so fat, that your team never wins cp_balloon_race
     
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  19. honorum646

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    Yo, heavy is so fat, he eats his breakfast cereal out of the hydro dish!
     
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  20. Tapp

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    Yo heavy so fat, the spy backstabs him with a kukri