Why do you love steam convos?

[zpqrei]

In a private chat.

21:56 - Frazer: 21:57 - zpq: I was going to exersize today, as well!
21:56 - Frazer: you fucking hypocrit
21:57 - zpq: I actually was
21:57 - Frazer: You. Fucking. Hypocrit.
21:57 - Frazer: EXCERCISE
21:57 - Frazer: NOT EXCERSIZE
21:58 - zpq: Infact, as time has progressed, more people have spelt it the incorrect way, which is excercise, it was, when I first wrote the language, 'excersize'. As in, 'to excel to the best of one's size'.
21:58 - zpq: I invented the language, I know what I'm on about.
21:58 - Frazer: no
21:58 - Frazer: you are wrong
21:59 - zpq: I think your wrong.
21:59 - Frazer: you're
21:59 - zpq: I was aware.
21:59 - Frazer: NO YOU WERE NOT
21:59 - Frazer: STOP IT
21:59 - zpq: I did it out of irony
21:59 - zpq: I invented that, too.
22:00 - zpq: One of us here has a degree in English Language from the University of Atlantis, and the other is Scottish, I know what I'm on about.
22:00 - Frazer: so you invented the English Language
22:00 - Frazer: what is the word exercise derived from?
22:01 - Frazer: and which century was the word coined?
22:03 - zpq: "when I first wrote the language, 'excersize'. As in, 'to excel to the best of one's size'." and it was actually coined in a bath tub in the 23rd century. Long story, but I found out that it was, in fact, not a bath tub, but a cleverly disguised time machine. I'm not sure what century I was in after the time travel, but I was like "Woah! That time travel sure did make me lose a few pounds! It's good exersize!" and they were all "What's exersize?" and I told them.
22:03 - zpq: That's how it all happened.
22:04 - Frazer: mhmm
22:04 - Frazer: and what language did you tell them all?
22:04 - Frazer: I mean
22:04 - Frazer: you invented English
22:04 - Frazer: so they cant have understood it
22:04 - zpq: They were speaking American.
22:04 - zpq: So it is similar
22:04 - zpq: But still retarded.
22:04 - Frazer: ...
22:04 - Frazer: just stfu

 

[Prestige]

Jaxxon101 entered chat.
Broadway: http://i.imgur.com/eAEhe.gif huntsman snipers everywhere
Prestige: she was probably a scientist
Jaxxon101: hello
Prestige: HI JAXXON101
Broadway: hi
Jaxxon101: i just wanted to say: great maps!
Jaxxon101: keep it up!
Broadway: hah
Jaxxon101: you guys are TEH BE3ST!


:love:

 

[Fruity Snacks]

Deleted you post quake**

Sorry Quake, but you don't insult an officer/staff member ANYWHERE. Even if you think it was wrong.

 

[Fruity Snacks]

A deleted post., sorry. I've edited my post to make it more clear.

 

[Wilson]

When greetings get out of hand.

Fr0z3n entered chat.
Fr0z3n: o/
Tech: \o
Asshat: \o
Wilson: o/
Tech: o/
Fr0z3n: \o/
Asshat: /o\
Tech: \o/
Wilson: /o/
Tech: \o\
Wilson: /o\
Asshat: \o/
Wilson: \o/
Tech: _o_
Wilson: _o/

 

[Tekku]

When greetings get out of hand.

\\o//

Usual TF2M Chat morning workout!

 

[Fruity Snacks]

Most of us just sit in front of a computer anyways, so working out is the best thing to do for us


/me goes and does 20 pushups.

 

[Seba]

When greetings get out of hand.

Fr0z3n entered chat.
Fr0z3n: o/
Tech: \o
Asshat: \o
Wilson: o/
Tech: o/
Fr0z3n: \o/
Asshat: /o\
Tech: \o/
Wilson: /o/
Tech: \o\
Wilson: /o\
Asshat: \o/
Wilson: \o/
Tech: _o_
Wilson: _o/

This concludes the physical part of your mandatory exercise.

 

[Seba]

21:03 - supersandvich: matt youre so white god damn youre like paper im gonna get some crayons and draw on you

 

[The Political Gamer]

8:39 PM - Nineaxis: you know what's annoying? constantly feeling like you need to pee
8:40 PM - Nineaxis: I've had this feeling all day
8:40 PM - Nineaxis: it's impossible to do anything

 

[littleedge]

9:40 PM - Nineaxis: I've had this feeling all day
9:40 PM - Nineaxis: it's impossible to do anything
9:40 PM - The Political Gamer: sometimes I dream about cheese
9:40 PM - voidy: spooky scary skeletons
9:40 PM - ckd | 0xNULL: nine are you a woman?
9:41 PM - ckd | 0xNULL: or do you have an enlarged prostate?
9:43 PM - Nineaxis: neither
9:44 PM - Snacks: lets rule out pregnancy for the time
9:45 PM - Nineaxis: you know that feeling of really having to go where it's like there's pee in your dick and you need to let it out ASAP?
9:45 PM - Nineaxis: just that, all day
9:45 PM - Snacks: have you tried drinking a lot of water so then you do have to go?
9:46 PM - Nineaxis: no, I tried the opposite and didn't drink anything for six hours
9:46 PM - Fr0z3n: well theres your problem.
9:46 PM - Littleedge: Oh Nine
9:46 PM - Littleedge: Such a silly soul.
9:46 PM - ckd | 0xNULL: Nineaxis: you know that feeling of really having to go where it's like there's pee in your dick and you need to let it out ASAP?
9:46 PM - ckd | 0xNULL: quote of the day
9:46 PM - ckd | 0xNULL: :|
9:46 PM - Nineaxis: it's not funny
9:47 PM - Fr0z3n: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09eP8xjsrco
9:47 PM - Nineaxis: I tried to drive to a friend who lives 15 minutes away and had to stop, twice
9:47 PM - Nineaxis: because I felt like I was about to make me and the interior of my car very wet
9:47 PM - Nineaxis: :|
9:47 PM - supersandvich: ka bewwwwmmm
9:48 PM - The Political Gamer: I guess you could say
9:48 PM - ckd | 0xNULL: sunglasses
9:48 PM - The Political Gamer: Nine is pissed off
9:48 PM - The Political Gamer: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
9:48 PM - ckd | 0xNULL:
9:48 PM - Littleedge: Hah!
9:48 PM - ckd | 0xNULL: hnggggg login with openID and steam is dumb
9:48 PM - Nineaxis: speaking of sunglasses
9:48 PM - ckd | 0xNULL: because it doesnt make sense
9:48 PM - Littleedge: A Political comment that doesn't make me want to punch him in the face!

 

[Vincent]

The Intelligent Dr.Fapping ]★[: High five
The Intelligent Dr.Fapping ]★[: o/
MangyCarface: o/

My life now has meaning.

 

[tyler]

Too bad that if he returned the high five it'd look like \o

 

[Seba]

19:44 - voidy: guanj is slang for marijuana right
19:44 - yyler <3: guanj
19:44 - yyler <3: what the fuck
19:44 - yyler <3: what the FUCK void
19:44 - yyler <3: GUANJ
19:44 - ent_fire: guanj
19:44 - voidy: dunno if thats how its spelled
19:44 - yyler <3: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
19:44 - Muffin: urbandictionary.com
19:44 - Languid: ganja you fucking derp
19:44 - Muffin: ^void
19:44 - voidy: i've heard gaunj too
19:44 - Languid: smoking some of the GUANJ
19:45 - ent_fire: gaunj
19:45 - yyler <3: GUANJ
19:45 - ent_fire: gaunjlet
19:45 - yyler <3: OH MY GOD
19:45 - yyler <3: FUCKIN
19:45 - yyler <3: GUANJ
19:45 - Languid: MARGAUJIUNA
19:45 - yyler <3: sidhfusuidhfdsud
19:45 - ent_fire: it's like a gauntlet
19:45 - ent_fire: but made of weed
19:45 - yyler <3: ganja, void
19:45 - voidy: yyler y u so mad
19:45 - yyler <3: you may be hearing ganj
19:45 - ent_fire: so you can smoke your own fist
19:45 - voidy: i've heard both before, man
19:45 - yyler <3: GUANJ
19:45 - yyler <3: G U A N J

 

[LeSwordfish]

Prestige has changed their name to Wiggloe McButtFace.
Wiggloe McButtFace has changed their name to $3.50.
$3.50 has changed their name to Youtube.
Youtube has changed their name to Prestige.
Prestige disconnected.
Prestige entered chat.
yyler <3 entered chat.
Prestige: HI YYLER
Prestige: are you drunk

 

[HellJumper]

[BEER] Jimmy: How much does railworks + all addons cost now?
Okrag: 1361.24
[BEER] Jimmy: wow
HellJumper: WHAT
HellJumper: you could buy a computer with that
Aly: a good one
Okrag: you could buy an actual train with that

 

[Gerbil]

Ronald McDonald: Ronald McDonald: should i name my YER or rocket launcher
Gerbil | Saxxy Finalist: YER?
Ronald McDonald: cool, see stick, this man knows what he wants
Fr0z3n: yesssssss
Fr0z3n: I found a good arena server
E² SixZer0: 04 June 2011
13:20 - Gerbil | Saxxy Finalist: the fuck is a YER
Gerbil | Saxxy Finalist: OH
Gerbil | Saxxy Finalist: your eternal reward
Gerbil | Saxxy Finalist: /retard
E² SixZer0: XD
Ronald McDonald: yus
Ronald McDonald: i names it now, anyway
E² SixZer0: more like
Muffin: YER eternal reward
E² SixZer0: You eternal retard!

 

[Tekku]

Aly: A sex :O
Aly:
[»LLF«] Dr. ::Egan::: In exactly one sex
[»LLF«] Dr. ::Egan::: hmm, the raw footage is 1.50gb
Aly: 1 sex = 1.37 hours
Aly: DONT TAKE THAT DIRTY
[»LLF«] Dr. ::Egan::: Do you have experience in that sort of thing
Aly: NOT WHAT I MEANT

 

[Seba]

12:31 - voidy: let me clear things up
12:31 - voidy: i don't drink
12:31 - voidy: i don't smoke
12:31 - voidy: i don't do drugs
12:31 - Seba: do you do
12:31 - Seba: GUANJ
12:31 - voidy: no
12:31 - voidy: shut up

 

[Seba]

13:49 - AyesDyef: 3:50am Monday here.
13:49 - AyesDyef: I've got work in a few hours.
13:50 - AyesDyef: Night!
AyesDyef left chat.
13:51 - Seba: Should I get the nwe Red Faction?
AyesDyef entered chat.
13:51 - AyesDyef: Actually, sleep is boring.
13:51 - Seba: lol
13:51 - AyesDyef: I'll do it later.