Why do you love steam convos?

[littleedge]

And now I start off the next 1000

7:56 PM - Okrag: steam convo is nearing 1000th post
7:56 PM - Okrag: oh
7:56 PM - Okrag: that's replies
7:56 PM - Okrag: cursed forum stats

 

[fubarFX]

omg 1000 posts of steamchat love :O

 

[StickZer0]

Damnit Mario, I was gonna try stealing post #1000!

 

[Godslayer57]

16:54 - Commander TMP: THIS IS YOUR COMMANDER SPEAKING
16:54 - Commander TMP: PERMISSION TO LAND
16:54 - Godslayer57 llGHll: Shepard commander?
16:54 - Commander TMP: NO
16:54 - Commander TMP: I AM COMMANDER TMP
16:54 - Commander TMP: AND I NEED TO LAND NOW
16:54 - Godslayer57 llGHll: TMP Commander?
16:54 - Godslayer57 llGHll: Request Deined
16:54 - Okrag: What is the authorization code?
16:55 - Commander TMP: I JUST NEED TO LAND DAMN IT
16:55 - Okrag: You can't land without the proper authorization
16:55 - LeSwordfish: a bastard scout took two medium health packs, and i'm on 8hp
16:55 - Godslayer57 llGHll: Authorisation required
16:55 - Commander TMP: MY PLANE IS RUNNING LOW ON FUEL
16:55 - Commander TMP: GET ME THE FUCK DOWN FROM HERE
16:55 - Godslayer57 llGHll: Acess code deined
16:56 - Godslayer57 llGHll: please try again
16:56 - Commander TMP: CLEAR THE FUCKING RUNWAY I'M COMING DOWN WITHOUT AUTHORIZATION
16:56 - Commander TMP: THIS IS AN ORDER
16:56 - Okrag: I'm afraid I can't let you do that
16:56 - Cyked | tf2heatmaps.net: Ghostrider, scramble the F-17s
16:56 - Okrag: Shoot him down men.
16:56 - Cyked | tf2heatmaps.net: intercept
16:56 - Commander TMP gears the plane for landing
16:56 - Cyked | tf2heatmaps.net: INTERCEPT
16:56 - Godslayer57 llGHll: Craft TMP will be treated as hostile if an attempt to land is made without authorisaton
16:57 - Commander TMP: CLEAR THE DAMN RUNWAY
16:57 - Commander TMP lines up with the runway
16:57 - Okrag: PROVIDE AUTHORIZATION
16:57 - Cyked | tf2heatmaps.net: Okrag, permission to use deadly force?
16:57 - Commander TMP: FUCK I DONT REMEMBER THE CODE
16:57 - Okrag: Permission granted
16:57 - Commander TMP: WE"RE IN PANIC UP HERE
16:57 - Okrag: To cyked that is
Okrag is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
16:57 - Cyked | tf2heatmaps.net: CRAFT TMP STAND DOWN NOW
16:57 - Cyked | tf2heatmaps.net: MISSLES: LOCKED
16:58 - Godslayer57 llGHll: FIRE
16:58 - Commander TMP: AS YOUR COMMANDER I ORDER YOU CLEAR THE RUNWAY
16:58 - Commander TMP: I CAN'T PULL UP EITHER WAY
16:58 - Cyked | tf2heatmaps.net: I REPEAT STAND DOWN
16:58 - Commander TMP: I'M ABOUT TO FUCKING FALL DOWN
16:58 - Commander TMP: THERE IS NO FUEL LEFT IN THIS PLANE
16:58 - Godslayer57 llGHll: I am afraid we kinda out rank you so stand down TMP
16:58 - Cyked | tf2heatmaps.net FIRES THE MISSLES
16:58 - Muffin Man: AGAHAAAAJHGJEAERGRR
16:58 - Godslayer57 llGHll: Tmp commander is Screwed
16:58 - Cyked | tf2heatmaps.net: ^
16:58 - Commander TMP and Muffin go out in a blaze of glory
Commander TMP left chat.
16:59 - Cyked | tf2heatmaps.net: wait
16:59 - Cyked | tf2heatmaps.net: where was muffin?
16:59 - Godslayer57 llGHll: - Commander TMP and Muffin go out in a fireball that isn't pretty to watch

 

[The Political Gamer]

7:19 PM - Nineaxis: you know what sucks
7:19 PM - Nineaxis: having to memorize 17 graphs
7:19 PM - Nineaxis: for economics
7:19 PM - Nineaxis: that don't make sense
7:19 PM - tpg: you know what also sucks
7:19 PM - tpg: my mouth
7:19 PM - tpg:
7:19 PM - Nineaxis: you know what your mouth sucks
7:19 PM - Nineaxis: my dick

 

[The Political Gamer]

9:44 PM - void: om nom nom
9:44 PM - void: beef stick

 

[A Boojum Snark]

MisutoWolf entered chat.
2158 - MisutoWolf: Bollocks.
2158 - MisutoWolf: This is bothersome, I forget how to make spawn doors.
2158 - MisutoWolf: *flails*
2158 - Moosε: use booj's stuff!
2159 - Moosε: NEVER MAKE A SPAWNDOOR AGAIN
2159 - A Boojum Snark: oh no moose
2159 - A Boojum Snark: what have you done
2159 - A Boojum Snark: the ideas
2159 - A Boojum Snark: the flow into my head
2159 - A Boojum Snark: AHHHHHHHH
2159 - Moosε: what did I do
2159 - MisutoWolf: o.o
2159 - A Boojum Snark is forced to stop his Hammer shenanigans and procede to begin other shenanigans.
2200 - Moosε: are you going to start taunting me with puns and their respective images again

2206 - A Boojum Snark: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/98931/images/hb/helpfulboojum-spawndoor.jpg
2206 - Moosε: oh jesus
2206 - A Boojum Snark:
2207 - Nineaxis: ...
2207 - Nineaxis: intriguing

 

[Ravidge]

07:00 - Tortellini: >.>
07:00 - Gnocchi: nom nom nom
07:00 - Ravioli: :U

 

[The Political Gamer]

10:59 PM - Commander TMP: HEY GUYS
10:59 PM - Commander TMP: http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/8310/1290139457245.jpg
10:59 PM - Commander TMP: Discuss
10:59 PM - Dark (I am Jacks Iron Fist): theres not that many places for red to go
10:59 PM - Matt: Blue
10:59 PM - Dark (I am Jacks Iron Fist): thers just one big slab then a point
10:59 PM - Dark (I am Jacks Iron Fist): without much height over the point
10:59 PM - Commander TMP: mmhm
10:59 PM - Commander TMP: @matt
11:00 PM - Commander TMP: You don't need to worry about me saboteuring you
11:00 PM - tpg: TMP is that your gf?
11:00 PM - Commander TMP: no
11:00 PM - Commander TMP: (i wish)
11:00 PM - Commander TMP: (That would be amazing)
11:00 PM - Commander TMP: (I don't even know her)
11:00 PM - Moosε: wait
11:00 PM - Dark (I am Jacks Iron Fist): can you get to her?
11:00 PM - Commander TMP: Someone just linked me the image or something over an IRC
11:00 PM - Moosε: red being defenders
11:00 PM - Commander TMP: And I was like "hot"

A little bit later...

Never tell your password to anyone.
Thursday, November 18, 2010
11:16 PM - Commander TMP: tpg would you do her
11:16 PM - Commander TMP: err
11:16 PM - Commander TMP: wait what
11:16 PM - Commander TMP: what the fuck am I saying

 

[StickZer0]

02:48 - Littleedge: Remember how Im dating a 13 year old?
02:48 - Littleedge: Yeah.
02:48 - Littleedge: We already know

Followed by

02:51 - Littleedge: She's Catholic or Christian or something
02:51 - Littleedge: I unfortunately cannot get in those pants.

LITTLEEDGE'S A PEDO! D:

 

[Jimmy]

Hi, I'm Jimmy and this is the steam convos thread. 1000 posts later, we hopes it been worth the wait. You can stop a commentary node at any time by pressing the GabeN.

Just a note, my convo with midget in the group chat started this thread. Now bathe in my glory. BATHE IN IT.

 

[Fraz]

 

[Seba]

17:08 - CapellanCitizen: dicks
17:08 - CapellanCitizen: dammit, wrong window

 

[mariodude146]

7:20PMCT - supersandvich [no sound]: dear youtube, you suck

 

[Wilson]

Seriously guys, where are you?

 

[LeSwordfish]

LeSwordfish: I would have that man's children
Dr. ROCKZO: if he didn't guess your name

 

[Datastream]

22:02 - Datastream ☣ |Iced|: Watch porn
22:02 - Datastream ☣ |Iced|: Acquire solid snake
22:03 - Datastream ☣ |Iced|: Fap
22:03 - Datastream ☣ |Iced|: ????
22:03 - Datastream ☣ |Iced|: Profit
Dr. ROCKZO left chat.


My First Post!

 

[Seba]

13:21 - Seba: Danger is my middle name.
13:23 - Generic drp: too bad 'avoiding' is his first

 

[Fraz]

18:42 - Commander TMP: ITS SNOWING
18:42 - Matt: Texas even gets rain occasionally
18:43 - Commander TMP: ITS AWESOME
18:43 - Commander TMP: Hell
18:43 - Nineaxis: :\
18:43 - Matt: Sure it isn't frost?
18:43 - Nineaxis: dude
Shadow's Line TF2maps.net entered chat.
18:43 - Commander TMP: Pineywoods gets hella lot of rain
18:43 - Commander TMP: Frost is see through
18:43 - Nineaxis: it's still 80+ in houston
18:43 - Commander TMP: THIS HAS TO BE SNOW
18:43 - beeaaatttzzzz, change your na..: it snowed here too
18:43 - Nineaxis: trees are still green and crap
18:43 - Midget | Pixelellogram: go out and throw it at a child TMP
18:43 - Midget | Pixelellogram: then you'll know
18:43 - Commander TMP: Dude I live like 180 miles from houston
18:43 - beeaaatttzzzz, change your na..: but it didn't stay on the ground
18:43 - Commander TMP: that makes no sense
18:43 - beeaaatttzzzz, change your na..: just melted away
18:43 - Commander TMP: wwait fuck
18:43 - Commander TMP: fuuuck
18:43 - Commander TMP: thats the color of my porch not snow

 

[Seba]