Why do you love steam convos?

[Cameron:D]

Trying now

EDIT:

[OLev] Cameron: raw sewage
zim: yes

 

[Penguin]

5:20 PM - [POG] Ricardo TF2maps.net: one of my tarantulas is gimmick.
...
5:20 PM - [POG] Ricardo TF2maps.net: others are just retarded.

 

[grazr]

sig worthy

 

[ricardojvc6]

I lol'ed at this


Aly: rawr
Dat Owlruler: ahhhh
Dat Owlruler shoots randomly
Jethro: Huh, cool concept art for a sentry.
Jethro: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2300/2118823677_84af4c19e1.jpg
[POG] Richard TF2maps.net: Aly is a dino... shoot it, shoot it...
Dat Owlruler: but rawr means 'I love you' in dinosaur
[POG] Richard TF2maps.net loads his marmite gun.
Dat Owlruler: MARMITE GUN
[POG] Richard TF2maps.net prepares to shoot agaisnt the Alydino.
Dat Owlruler: SHOOT MEEEEEE
Jethro: It also means "I am going to disembowel you" and "I wish to marry you and have world's first human-dino children" and "WHEE PRETTYCOLOURS"
Jethro está a jogar Garry's Mod. Clique aqui para jogar.
Dat Owlruler: http://rarebirdfinds.typepad.com/rare_bird_finds/images/2008/10/29/rawr.gif
Dat Owlruler: SEE
Dat Owlruler: SEEEEEEEE
Gym Leader YM: dont forget "oh crap meteor!"
Dat Owlruler: xD
[POG] Richard TF2maps.net: lol
[POG] Richard TF2maps.net: most epic quote

 

[littleedge]

10:01 PM - Littleedge: Who wants to know how I got into the whole "Hey I can jump here and own awesome!" kinda thing?
10:01 PM - Littleedge: I bet you do!
10:01 PM - Littleedge: Find out next time somebody reminds me after I go to bed tonight! YEAH
10:01 PM - Seba | TF2M: No
10:01 PM - Matt: You see
10:01 PM - Matt: Littledge
10:01 PM - Seba | TF2M: Fuck you
10:01 PM - Matt: He was running
10:01 PM - Matt: ANd he was like
10:01 PM - Seba | TF2M: stay and tell the story
10:01 PM - Matt: OH GOD MUST FIND SMALL PLACE TO HIDE
Serg entered chat.
10:01 PM - Matt: And so instead of looking at his penis like he should have
10:01 PM - Matt: He looked up
10:01 PM - Serg: What was the story?
10:02 PM - Matt: and spotted a crack in the wall between wo buildings
10:02 PM - Littleedge: 10:01 PM - Littleedge: Who wants to know how I got into the whole "Hey I can jump here and own awesome!" kinda thing?
10:01 PM - Littleedge: I bet you do!
10:01 PM - Littleedge: Find out next time somebody reminds me after I go to bed tonight! YEAH
10:02 PM - Seba | TF2M: Matt, I'm confused
10:02 PM - Serg: Thanks.
10:02 PM - Matt: <.>

 

[littleedge]

8:55 AM - Eyce: What's your current theme? >_>
8:55 AM - Steff0o: badlands
8:56 AM - Eyce: ...what is Blands theme? I can't say I've noticed a major one there
8:56 AM - Eyce: Aside from dirt and a bridge
8:56 AM - Eyce: >_>
8:56 AM - YM: so a goldmine doesnt fit
8:57 AM - Aly: Blands is bland
8:57 AM - Aly: ...
8:57 AM - Aly: That was bad
8:57 AM - Steff0o: /u/1615325/koth_ventoux/detail12.jpg
a coalmine then?
8:57 AM - Eyce: I want to put a SPIRE through you for that Aly.
8:57 AM - Eyce: >_>

 

[Fraz]

12:04 - Saint Jimmy The Conne Manne: oo the uploading thingy goes round in circles >.>
12:04 - StickZer0 [ESG]: lol
12:05 - The Midget `cBs: ...
12:05 - Saint Jimmy The Conne Manne: Im easily amused
12:05 - StickZer0 [ESG]: indeed
12:05 - The Midget `cBs: small minds are amused by small things
12:05 - The Midget `cBs: THATS WHY HE'S AMUSED BY HIS PENIS
12:05 - The Midget `cBs: OOOOH
12:05 - StickZer0 [ESG]: like your penis
12:05 - Saint Jimmy The Conne Manne: like your girlfriend
12:05 - Saint Jimmy The Conne Manne: OH FFS NINJAD
12:05 - StickZer0 [ESG]: damn, ninja'd
12:05 - The Midget `cBs ninjad the lot of you
12:05 - StickZer0 [ESG]: olol
12:05 - StickZer0 [ESG]: I ninja'd your ninja'ds
12:05 - Saint Jimmy The Conne Manne: 90% uplaoded
12:05 - Saint Jimmy The Conne Manne: DONE
12:06 - The Midget `cBs: HIGHFIVE
12:06 - Saint Jimmy The Conne Manne: BITCHES
12:06 - Muffin Man: LIKE HIS PENIS
12:06 - Saint Jimmy The Conne Manne: THATS HOW I ROLL
12:06 - The Midget `cBs: lawl
12:06 - Muffin Man: OH NO NINJAD

 

[lana]

Bad translator day

Le Nerdboit: This is always nice
Le Nerdboit: http://www.conveythis.com/translation.php
Le Nerdboit: Try lady gaga
[Φ] Randdalf: lol super... chocolate... toaster... sandvich... flavour
Redo: Lady Gaga goes to male
Le Nerdboit: Further evidence
NINEINEINEINEINEINEAXIS: "There's a place downtown where the freaks don't go around, it's a hole in the wall, it's a dirty free for all." goes to....
NINEINEINEINEINEINEAXIS: "On average, bad wall, because it is completely free."
Redo: Pyro translates to peru
Redo: Pyro is Mayan
Le Nerdboit: "I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane."

...54 translations later we get:

"I agree with serious Pipes."
grazr: "piss poo your mum" translates to "poor mothers urine"
Le Nerdboit: "Cool story bro"

...54 translations later we get:

"Fraternitzar interesting story."
chocolate flavoured sandvich: "if you are reading this you are a baby"

...54 translations later we get:

"My son / bed."
Redo: Scout is delicious > Friends
grazr: "does swaty make awesome maps?"
"Back to ENGLISH : SWATY not a huge map?"
Le Nerdboit: "Lawman has put an end to my running and I'm oh so far from home." "For the house."
Le Nerdboit: Also fun "Hill won in the end, went home."
[Φ] Randdalf: "Super toaster, you must eat the sandvich or we will all perish, like babies!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Sandoittshisupanettovaku. Or a child must die!"
Redo: A pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today."

...54 translations later we get:

"Not a good day."
NINEINEINEINEINEINEAXIS: mate
Redo: "S.W.A.T.Y."

...54 translations later we get:

"Knock the"
grazr: "i made sweet love to your mum"
"Back to ENGLISH : mother's love is sweet"
Redo: In between, we got "Blow'
*Okrag: Dawwwwwwwww
NINEINEINEINEINEINEAXIS: "Nine axis"
...54 translations later we get:
"Shows mayiv."
[Φ] Randdalf: lol!
[Φ] Randdalf: "I summon Blue Eyes White Dragon in attack mode *scary music* (it's not as if this doesn't happen EVERY episode)"

...54 translations later we get:

"* Buruaizuhovaitodoragonrekodo ()."
Le Nerdboit: You broke it
Le Nerdboit: "Sniping's a good job, mate. Challenging work, out of doors-I guarantee you won't go hungry, because as long as there are two people left on the planet somebody's going to want somebody dead."

...54 translations later we get:

"Bad problems, of course, Boats."
Redo: "Redo"

...54 translations later we get:

"Buy"
NINEINEINEINEINEINEAXIS: "Nineaxis"
...54 translations later we get:
"Director in the future."
[Φ] Randdalf: :VVVV
Le Nerdboit: "Play time is over, Kaiba!"

...54 translations later we get:

"With gentile!"
[Φ] Randdalf: where did the full stop come from
NINEINEINEINEINEINEAXIS: no clue
func_door: I love the triple spacing, it's making this chat room delightful to read
NINEINEINEINEINEINEAXIS: "Gabe Newell"
...54 translations later we get:
"Geibuniveru T"
[Φ] Randdalf: "Robin Walker is a smart talker, yo"

...54 translations later we get:

"Institute of modern luobinvoke"
Buy: Team Fortress 2 > Tshimufotoresu 2
NINEINEINEINEINEINEAXIS: "Gabe isn't fat"
...54 years later we get:
"Episode 3"
[Φ] Randdalf: :D
[Φ] Randdalf: missed the 2 spaces
Le Nerdboit: "If you have a fifteen pool, sixteen hatchery, you're going to have a lot of spare minerals."
...54 translations later we get:
"15 groups, 16 vitamins and minerals, you can save a lot of the back door."
Erich entered chat.
NINEINEINEINEINEINEAXIS: "Justin Bieber is a dork."

...54 translations later we get:

"Justin famous club."
NINEINEINEINEINEINEAXIS: with "justin celebrity asshole" in the middle
Buy: "Soup"
...54 translations later we get:
"The messiah"
[Φ] Randdalf: "episode three arrives 23rd April 2010"

...54 translations later we get:

"episode three begins production 23rd April 2010"
Le Nerdboit: "4chan can save the world but they're too busy watching cp."
...54 translations later we get:
"4 Chan can save you defend the world in chaos."
Buy: !!!
Erich: what is this?
NINEINEINEINEINEINEAXIS: "Yo momma so fat..."
...54 translations later we get:
"But a little more ..."
Redo: "Nineaxis is about us"
..54 translations later we get:
"Show to the United States, over nine"
[Φ] Randdalf: "my world 3 justin bieber's exploration into indian transcendental music"

...54 translations later we get:

""Poland wants. Ressunjasutin. And my world music."
NINEINEINEINEINEINEAXIS: "Nineaxis is awesome."
...54 translations later we get:
"No.
Le Nerdboit: "And then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal. Then he loaded them all onto a boat, and he beat the crap out of every single one of them!"
...54 translations later we get:
"Tools and resources at all levels of distribution of dogs."
Redo: "Nineaxis lives in Winsconsin"
...54 translations later we get:
"He lives in the Wisconsin 09."
The Political Gamer: wtf are you guys doing?
Le Nerdboit: Bad translator
[Φ] Randdalf: "whatever happened to that chrono guy"

...54 translations later we get:

"Buy"
grazr: Heh
NINEINEINEINEINEINEAXIS: put in "PL Hoodoo is the best map for TF2.", got "Back to ENGLISH : Pseudo-Jinx good bit by bit bit TF2 map" "Back to ENGLISH : TF2 like a bad bitmap song." "Back to ENGLISH : TF2 evil plot."
[Φ] Randdalf: lol
Erich: LOL
The Political Gamer is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
Le Nerdboit: True story

YM's hiding something

 

[The Political Gamer]

10:05 PM - Nineaxis: my life's background music is like a broken record
10:06 PM - Nineaxis:
10:06 PM - Nineaxis puts on void wig and goes emo

 

[Steff0o]

13:38 - Steff0o: nooooo, i leaked D:
13:40 - Saint Jimmy The Conne Manne: WE ASKED YOU IF YOU NEEDED TO GO BEFORE WE LEFT!
13:41 - Saint Jimmy The Conne Manne: THESE CAR SEATS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME STEF0O

 

[The Political Gamer]

11:33 AM - Yarr! Pc_Madness: oh noes, I broked it
Yarr! Pc_Madness disconnected.
Yarr! Pc_Madness entered chat.
DaBeatzProject disconnected.
DaBeatzProject entered chat.
[OWL FC]PlipPlop disconnected.
[OWL FC]PlipPlop entered chat.
Yarr! Pc_Madness disconnected.
Yarr! Pc_Madness entered chat.
Yarr! Pc_Madness left chat.
Tshristyanagirufiranhiuzu. disconnected.
Tshristyanagirufiranhiuzu. entered chat.
Steff0o disconnected.
Steff0o entered chat.
Gerbil disconnected.
11:38 AM - Jethro: Lol what?
Muffin Man is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
grazr disconnected.
grazr entered chat.
11:38 AM - StickZer0 [ESG]: XD
11:38 AM - Okrag: wat is go on?

 

[DaBeatzProject]

16:34 - Serg: I don't see no 'mod' section.
16:34 - A Boojum Snark: Cause you are baby man
16:35 - A Boojum Snark: Not tall enough to see it.
16:35 - Serg: :|
16:35 - A Boojum Snark: It's on top of the table.
16:35 - -drpepper: lol

 

[Jimmy]

Serg: He was running and shot me
Serg: I think hes hacking

 

[Sel]

Selentic: I'll write a better story
Selentic: and have it narrated
Nineaxis: 2f2f fanfic
Nineaxis: oh god no
Nineaxis left chat.

 

[The Political Gamer]

1:45 PM - StickZer0 [ESG]: what does conc mean?
1:45 PM - func_door: concussion
1:45 PM - Ravidge | http://maps.brook.se: concussion
1:45 PM - -Vic: concussion
1:45 PM - Selentic: concussion
1:45 PM - Seba | TF2M: ninjas
1:45 PM - StickZer0 [ESG]: thought so
1:45 PM - -Vic: NOOB OMG WTF
1:45 PM - [IDLE] The Political Gamer: lol
1:45 PM - Ravidge | http://maps.brook.se: ninjaaaaz

 

[The Political Gamer]

10:46 AM - The Political Gamer: hmmm
10:46 AM - The Political Gamer: whats a good name for a hydro style map
10:46 AM - Dat Owlruler: faildro
10:46 AM - Dat Owlruler hopes zpq didn't see that
Dat Owlruler was kicked by zpqrei (Now here - srsly).
Dat Owlruler entered chat.
10:47 AM - Dat Owlruler: 'lo again

 

[Fraz]

19:03 - The Midget `cBs looks down
19:03 - The Midget `cBs: MY GOD
19:03 - The Midget `cBs: I'm a WOMAN
19:03 - Dat Owlruler: :O
19:03 - Saint Jimmy The Conne Manne: :O
Matt | Looking for SC2 Users entered chat.
19:03 - Dat Owlruler: GET OUT
19:03 - Matt | Looking for SC2 Users: :C
Matt | Looking for SC2 Users left chat.

 

[zpqrei]

Dat Owlruler also needs to jump around alaska
Dat Owlruler: and then kill you for your stupid clipping
zpqrei: You will find that apart from a few non-solid models, the map is CLIPPED TO PERFECTION
Dat Owlruler: O RLY?!
Dat Owlruler: I bet I can find THREE perches
Dat Owlruler: where I can land
Dat Owlruler: and make a nest
Dat Owlruler: from which I shoot out my eggs of destruction
Dat Owlruler: and they shall rain down upon my foes and they shall not know where I am
Dat Owlruler: FOR I AM AN OWL
Dat Owlruler: AND I AM ABOVE THEM
zpqrei: D:
Dat Owlruler: ON A FAIL CLIPPING

 

[Sel]

A Boojum Snark : what are you engineers doing
...
A Boojum Snark : oh, you two
A Boojum Snark : NO WONDER

 

[drp]

Dat Owlruler also needs to jump around alaska
Dat Owlruler: and then kill you for your stupid clipping
zpqrei: You will find that apart from a few non-solid models, the map is CLIPPED TO PERFECTION
Dat Owlruler: O RLY?!
Dat Owlruler: I bet I can find THREE perches
Dat Owlruler: where I can land
Dat Owlruler: and make a nest
Dat Owlruler: from which I shoot out my eggs of destruction
Dat Owlruler: and they shall rain down upon my foes and they shall not know where I am
Dat Owlruler: FOR I AM AN OWL
Dat Owlruler: AND I AM ABOVE THEM
zpqrei: D:
Dat Owlruler: ON A FAIL CLIPPING

this made me LOL