Well, I was way off on the triangle count.
The full low poly model is 14,000 Triangles (I'm still shaving some off), which while being nothing to lose sleep over in this day in age, is about double what I was expecting, so I guess, maybe, just maybe, this obligates me to make some LoD models so that people still living in the stone age are able to play maps with this model.
In other news, the skinning work is about half done, and if any of you are still taking those progress pictures I posted seriously, you should consider visiting your local psychiatrist!