Ready to rock? The HEAVY METAL UPDATE is here!

Discussion in 'Team Fortress 2 Talk' started by tf2com, Apr 1, 2018.

  1. tf2com

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    Pyro's out of town: we've sent them on a trip to the mountains. We're happy to get that attention-hog out of the picture! Because the spotlight now shifts to someone much more deserving.

    It's Heavy's time in the spotlight. Pick up a guitar, and let's get ready to rock.

    Read on the TF2 Blog...
     
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  2. Mess About

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    This can fool no one

    edit: he changed it
     
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    i honestly thought this was real for a moment
     
  5. Micnax

    aa Micnax Back from the dead (again)

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    Oof that hurts
     
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    oh wow there's actually a website, i though it'd just rickroll
     
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    "We hate any and all Pyro Mains" do you want me to visit your house with a fully charged Phlog? Or sneak up behind you with my trusty Backburner?
     
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    Apparently Valve's shutting down TF2 in a month and wants to take their update pages with it, so now's your last chance to enjoy the Heavy Metal Update page in all its glory: h̶t̶t̶p̶s̶:̶/̶/̶h̶e̶a̶v̶y̶m̶e̶t̶a̶l̶u̶p̶.̶d̶a̶t̶e̶/̶

    (Ignore any DNS/certificate security issues, that's just from Valve being lazy...)

    You can still view the update's promotional video:

     
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    rip
     
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  10. Midlou

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    Ah Sandvichs, here we go again
     
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    An update to this update has been released. The update will be applied automatically when you visit the new page. The major changes include:
    • Added alt-text for all images
    • Improved layout on mobile devices
    • Changed hosting provider for Heavy Rocks video
    • Changed domain (link - https://zacharytalis.com/blog/hmu/)
    Read on the TF2 Blog...
     
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