Ready to rock? The HEAVY METAL UPDATE is here!

[tf2com]

Pyro's out of town: we've sent them on a trip to the mountains. We're happy to get that attention-hog out of the picture! Because the spotlight now shifts to someone much more deserving.

It's Heavy's time in the spotlight. Pick up a guitar, and let's get ready to rock.

Read on the TF2 Blog...

 

[Mess About]

L1: Registered

This can fool no one

edit: he changed it

 

[Erk]

 

[Prosciutto]

i honestly thought this was real for a moment

 

[Micnax]

Oof that hurts

 

[Mess About]

oh wow there's actually a website, i though it'd just rickroll

 

[Vel0city]

"We hate any and all Pyro Mains" do you want me to visit your house with a fully charged Phlog? Or sneak up behind you with my trusty Backburner?

 

[tf2com]

Apparently Valve's shutting down TF2 in a month and wants to take their update pages with it, so now's your last chance to enjoy the Heavy Metal Update page in all its glory: h̶t̶t̶p̶s̶:̶/̶/̶h̶e̶a̶v̶y̶m̶e̶t̶a̶l̶u̶p̶.̶d̶a̶t̶e̶/̶

(Ignore any DNS/certificate security issues, that's just from Valve being lazy...)

You can still view the update's promotional video:

 

[Erk]

rip

 

[Midlou]

Ah Sandvichs, here we go again

 

[Truckojr]

how sad

 

[tf2com]

An update to this update has been released. The update will be applied automatically when you visit the new page. The major changes include:

• Added alt-text for all images
• Improved layout on mobile devices
  
• Changed hosting provider for Heavy Rocks video
  
• Changed domain (link - https://zacharytalis.com/blog/hmu/)

Read on the TF2 Blog...

 

[Midlou]

An update to this update has been released. The update will be applied automatically when you visit the new page. The major changes include:

• Added alt-text for all images
• Improved layout on mobile devices
  
• Changed hosting provider for Heavy Rocks video
  
• Changed domain (link - https://zacharytalis.com/blog/hmu/)

Read on the TF2 Blog...