[INSERT USER HERE] Templates!

[Void]

YOUME TEMPLATE:

Youme: -insert sexual pun, fully intended-
Other Person: -insert sexual pun, fully intended-
Youme: let's not go there
Other Person was Kicked by Youme

 

[DJive]

Your state is set to Offline.
Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.
Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.
Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.
Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.
Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.
Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.

10charlimit

 

[DaBeatzProject]

NovaSilisko template:

stabs
stabs
stabs
stabs more

stabs.

 

[TheDarkerSideofYourShadow]

Mapper1 has joined the channel.
Mapper1: Hi guys, I have a question about <<any starter topic>>
Matt: So, then the heart fires the node in the heart...<<completely unrelated topic>>
Mapper1: Uh....

Void: Omg <<something about girls kissing or what have you>>

 

[Sgt Frag]

map tester 1: I'm confused, what's this sentry doing here?
chrono: It's just a test
map tester 2: Whaoh, a sentry, how'd that get there?
chrono: it's just a test
map tester 3: red's got a sentry back her... oh, what?
chrono: it's just a TEST!

lol

 

[Void]

PAUL TEMPLATE:

-Away-
-Online-
Paul: -philosophical topic-
Other Person: WHO ARE YOU
-Away-

 

[Armadillo of Doom]

PAUL TEMPLATE:

-Away-
-Online-
Paul: -philosophical topic-
Other Person: WHO ARE YOU
-Away-

:lol:

 

[A Boojum Snark]

Immortal D template:

Immortal-D has entered chat.
Someone: <complaint directed at ID>

 

[Void]

NEW USER TEMPLATE:

User: I got teh hammre, can i mkaw teh HL TF maps nwo?

 

[DJive]

TheBladeRoden TEMPLATE:

TheBladeRoden:*Idle*
TheBladeRoden:*Idle*
TheBladeRoden:*Idle*
TheBladeRoden:*Idle*
User_1: *in regards to some topic* Ya i know, I haven't see Roden in a LONG time.
TheBladeRoden: **Pokes User_1**
User_1: ....
User_2: ....
User_3: .....
TheBladeRoden:*Idle*
TheBladeRoden:*Idle*
TheBladeRoden:*Idle*

 

[Kill_the_Bug]

Kill_the_Bug's Template

Female voice: Round start in 10 seconds
Kill_the_Bug: buy me some time guys till I build up the s-g & dispenser.
Team mates: ok you build here and we run to some other place where there’s no battle going on.
Kill_the_Bug: Guys we just lost the point – cover me while I build gear
Team mates: ok you build here and we run to some other place where there’s no battle going on.
Kill_the_Bug: come on guys – help me help you!
Team mates: ok you build here and we run to some other place where there’s no battle going on.
Kill_the_Bug: That’s two more points gone – come one guys play as a team!
Team mate: Hey first time playing this map – I’m lost
Kill_the_Bug: then stay with me here at last cap while I build some gear
Team mate: Ok – then he runs of with the rest as they respawn – buggy gets backstabbed and stuff sapped – he waits to respawn
Team mates: we ain’t doing so good – watch the last point
Kill_the_Bug: just go off and get yourself killed
No response – as they all dead – Buggy tries to burn somebody as he has switched classes because he can’t build without dying or his stuff going boom – buggy dies defending the last point
Red team wins
Teammates: WTF was that? – we got rolled!
Kill_the_Bug: I don’t have anything to say
Kill_the_Bug – has left the server

 

[Lord Ned]

Mapper1 has joined the channel.
Mapper1: Hi guys, I have a question about <<any starter topic>>
Matt: So, then the heart fires the node in the heart...<<completely unrelated topic>>
Mapper1: Uh....

Void: Omg <<something about girls kissing or what have you>>

Fuck I lol'd.

 

[TheBladeRoden]

TheBladeRoden TEMPLATE:

TheBladeRoden:*Idle*
TheBladeRoden:*Idle*
TheBladeRoden:*Idle*
TheBladeRoden:*Idle*
User_1: *in regards to some topic* Ya i know, I haven't see Roden in a LONG time.
TheBladeRoden: **Pokes User_1**
User_1: ....
User_2: ....
User_3: .....
TheBladeRoden:*Idle*
TheBladeRoden:*Idle*
TheBladeRoden:*Idle*

and the sequel

TheBladeRoden has disconnected
TheBladeRoden has joined chat
*5 hours later*
TheBladeRoden: dammit I'm in ghost chat, aren't I?

 

[Mar]

MAR's TEMPLATE:

<Valve makes a shitty update>
Mar: <<Something about Valve fucking TF2 over and then defending comp play for the next 7 pages.>>