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Terwonick

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So... wait did you do her or not?

I didn't get that one either, but because he said
"we didn't ever engage in any sexual activities. I'm not even old enough to produce man juices."
I assume that means that he didn't, and if he doesn't say he's the father, then she's going to have to get a DNA test done on the child, and Verumae will have to accept it either way. DO NOT GET AN ABORTION, THAT'S KILLING BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!! and that's BAD!!!!
 

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WAIT i missed this so this huge bitch Bonnie had her boyfriend commit suicide and is already crushing on like your sister's cousin's boyfriend or whatever???? she's either lying about the suicide or is a complete psychopath. either way separate her looks from her apparent (ly shitty) personality, jerk off a few more times while crying and then move onto interracial porn or something to distract yourself... god has it worked for me
 

Terwonick

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huh... Quick Recap:


I like Bonnie

Bonnie misses her boyfriend and wants to kill herself (something I MUST NOT ALLOW HAPPEN), she's was anorexic for a while, clinically depressed going on 3 years, and I still can't let her go... (go figure I'd fall in love with the one girl I might never see again)

Bonnie said we could stay friends but is avoiding me unless forced into a situation where she cannot (this has only happened once and I plan on avoiding it again)

Bonnie's sister (who I liked before Bonnie, but I'm over her now) is in love with my best friend, they are "dating" ... but they've been kinda iffy for a while. My best friend has wanted on more than one occasion to dump her... something I've pulled them together from (and he still hates me for it... I don't really get it, she hasn't told him the only reason she's "opening up" to him is because of me).

Bonnie likes my best friend (as does every girl), but she still believes she's not ready to "date" again


I am always lonely, and I don't know what my next move should be!!! :unsure:
 
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Can I get a confirmation of your age?

"Last hope", "into her sister before her" an all that, you're spouting utter pish posh.

It's very clear you're emotionally immature, just stop worrying about 'love' and just be her friend. She needs one. If she is avoiding you, give her space, if you don't she'll just hate you.
 

Terwonick

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I'm 15, I used "falling in love" as an (ill-equipped I admit) expression/figure of speech.

I agree, it does sound like crap (the stuff from before)

and I am trying very hard to give her space... it just isn't as easy as it sounds.

I'll go out on a limb here and agree with the "emotionally immature" part, I've decided that high school is the time to find out what I like in a person, but I let it go to far and now I need help fixing it... I just don't know where to get that help from.
 
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YM

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15? Slap yourself around the face and enjoy being young.

Better yet, get someone else to slap you around the face and tell you to enjoy being young.
 

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listen closely, I can only say this once, they're watching
live as you normally do for the next month or so, but make sure you remember my message
don't do anything weird, don't try to rush the process, don't try to make time go faster or anything
being normal is critical and if you fail the process will fail as well
you need to wait until christmas day before you even start thinking about this
on december 31 (new year's eve) at 11 PM, you need to head to the nearest body of water
this can be a pond, a lake, or maybe even an ocean, but nothing manmade will work, and no, puddles don't count
if you don't live near any, you'll need to leave sooner, getting there is your own job
if you're not there by 11:55, 5 minutes before the new year, you've screwed up and you need to try again next year
your timing needs to be as accurate as possible, your best bet would be to use this as a resource, sync your watch up with the time shown
once you arrive, kneel at the edge of the water and close your eyes
wait for midnight, it should still be a few minutes away, but you need to show up early to make sure you're not late
close your eyes, clear your mind, loosen your muscles, and listen
listen to the sounds of nature
at exactly midnight, you should hear faint singing in the distance, soft singing of a woman, a slow and relaxing song
open your eyes and stand up
you will see a dim light in the lowest point of the water
the light will turn towards you and be significantly brighter but still faint, almost as if someone dropped a flashlight in the water
the further away the deepest point is, the longer it'll take to get to you. don't worry if you're near an ocean, it will not be at the deepest point in the ocean, it will never be farther away than a mile
the light will continue to grow brighter until it is almost blinding
if you need to, put on sunglasses or shield your eyes with your hand, but whatever you do, DO NOT BLINK
the light will instantly go away
in front of you will be an old man dressed in a suit, he has thinning grey hair and a very wrinkled face, he's kind of short about 5'6 at most
at this point, if you have any electronics, you can't carry them any further
if you have a cell phone, a blood sugar monitor, a laptop, or anything else, place them on the ground in front of you
he will nod once and they will be gone, do not worry, you will be reunited with them when your journey is complete
he will ask you to follow him, he will walk down into the water and once he is completely submerged, he is gone, you have to be in the water (but not necesarily submerged) by then
follow him, what happens after this I cannot tell you, but if you do this properly then I assure you all of your troubles will be gone
but most importantly, with the man: DO NOT SHOW FEAR
he may be forgiving of stuttering, weak handshakes and other things, but if you are a spineless coward then he will deem you unworthy

be brave, terwonick, and never speak of this to anybody
 

Terwonick

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I would enjoy being young more if I wasn't so politically inclined, if I didn't give a shit what happens to people I care about, and if I was a social butterfly... i don't see any of those happening anytime soon, so for now I'm just going to do the best I can to survive with my life in-tact, and education going good (as it currently is)

EDIT: nija'd by 2 people

you need to wait until christmas day before you even start thinking about this

"don't think of an elephant, what's the first thing you think of?"

the damn elephant!!!!

and am I allowed to wear a swim-suit for this?
 
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Fruity Snacks

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Okay...

If anything, don't worry about politics. I'm 20, and I don't care. You don't need to care about politics unless you plan to go into politics or are an orphan.

Since I don't think you are either. Just stop.

Be this girls friend. You don't need to be a boyfriend, just be nice. If she is having issues, she just needs a friend right now, nothing more, nothing less.
 

Terwonick

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sorry frozen, I can't stop caring about politics, just because it's MY future they're ruining.

I want to be JUST her friend and keep it that way, but she will no longer talk to me, and a few nights ago she stopped responding to my text messages. I'd like to think I was helping, but now I'm not so sure.
 

Terwonick

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the thing is... I'm going to start a business this summer, being a dealership for "Snark" sailboats, so i care a lot about politics cause it DOES affect me right now, and even more so later on.
 

Fruity Snacks

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Well, more power to you, but what your saying sounds horribley ridiculous, 15, your own boat dealership, in the current US economy? Not going to say I don't believe you. But its really hard for me to.

At the request of many members. I am going to lock this thread. Its kinda deteriated to something ridiculous.


Your life is way to exciting for me.


EDIT: Honors to Verumae and Mangy for making posts that actually made me chuckle irl. Kudos.
 
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