I get high and I've had sex. Or so they think...

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by littleedge, Sep 28, 2010.

  1. littleedge

    aa littleedge L1111: Clipping Guru

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    So randomly in the chat, I brought up how people at school think of me much differently than what's true simply because of who I am and what I say and do. And others chimed in. So essentially,

    Story Time!


    At school, because of my sarcasm and harsh comments to people behind their idiotic backs, my friends think I've had sex, and are high often. When in reality, I've never been high. And if the person isn't my friend at school, they hate me. And I hate them. I'm not the nicest guy. And I'm known for my awesome hair.

    At TKD, nearly everybody loves me. I don't know why, really. But I have some people requesting private lessons and a couple kids love me in their kid-like fashion. I'm known for my jumps.

    Outside of school and TKD, I'm nice to my friends and don't talk much. And I'm shy as fuck, thus the whole "Edge only hugs his girlfriend to check for clipping errors." I'm known for my lack of appreciation of height.

    Online, you all know me.
     
  2. Grim Tuesday

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    Cool story, bro.
     
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  3. Leminnes

    aa Leminnes

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    How old are you now? This all sounds very middle schooly.
     
  4. Penguin

    aa Penguin Clinically Diagnosed with Small Mapper's Syndrome

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    Enthralling tale, comrade.
     
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  5. Nineaxis

    aa Nineaxis Quack Doctor

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    So what is the point of this thread?
     
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  6. Lancey

    aa Lancey Currently On: ?????

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    Your friends are idiots and you're bragging about it?
     
  7. HellJumper

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  8. Leminnes

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    Not like the above. Or maybe I'm missing out on that. If so, thank god. Had enough of that in middle school.
     
  9. nik

    nik L12: Fabulous Member

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    gb2grade8
     
  10. grazr

    aa grazr Old Man Mutant Ninja Turtle

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    Do we chime in ourselves???

    In school i wasn't particularly social but everyone seemed to know me regardless. Long story short i became notorious for handling myself so no one ever paid me any mind. I put that as a plus as contrary to status quo i never got any trouble for my (severe) acne.

    Essentially i had hundreds of acquaintences but only really ever had 3 or 4 good friends (whom are the same friends i have now). I seemed to have this neat ability to travel through even the tightest cliques. I suppose the same social demeaner carried on in my life as the same was true for University; no one really directly invited me out besides birthdays so it was kinda funny bumping into uni "friends" all the time only to have them ask why i don't go out with them more often (because you don't invite me?).

    ...Even though the internet has a reputation for being full of moronic individuals i often find more like minded people. Atleast before 4chan became popular and online gaming became available in every other trailer park.
     
  11. Cerious

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    so i go to school and i asked this girl out and she said no so i did it with her brother. HA i got back at her so good!

    edit: wait posts in off topic don't count? i thought this was going to be my magical 400th post.
     
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  12. grazr

    aa grazr Old Man Mutant Ninja Turtle

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  13. Cerious

    Cerious L7: Fancy Member

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    True, but I don't post much for how long I've been registered, so any milestone is cool.
     
  14. nik

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    399 is a big one
     
  15. littleedge

    aa littleedge L1111: Clipping Guru

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    Yeah go ahead and chime in like Grazr. That's what I wanted.
     
  16. Rexy

    aa Rexy The Kwisatz Haderach

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    There was a science teacher I had in high school who thought I was a religious nut. I've never been extremely religious. Never.
     
  17. YM

    aa YM LVL100 YM

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    real life confession thread?

    EDIT:


    sarcasm?
     
  18. sniprpenguin

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    Back in high school, I was that infamous kid. I broke couples up for no other reason than "they annoyed me", I argued with teachers to the point where other kids saw me as smart, I broke through firewalls like there was no tomorrow. Yet I never got a date. It wasn't that I wasn't trying, just I was too shy. And once a few people started to actually know me, they knew I wasn't the weirdo dick-bastard everyone made me out to be.
     
  19. Leminnes

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    In High School I was the tall awkward kid with only one group of really good friends. I was lazy, I was in the school orchestra (was a preforming arts school) and played viola, but I did not excel at it. I enjoyed Music Theory and writing music. I am not sure really what others thought of me. Never bothered to ask. I think my friends found me annoying at times, but they're my friends so they were never really bothered most of the time.

    Middle school sucked. I dare not speak about it as it's probably the worst time of my life.

    College is much better. Just wish I had more friends here.
     
  20. TMP

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    In High School people considered me a genius. I agreed. I would sleep in my class and break the curves. I was so delirious from sleeping so much I called my math teacher mom sometimes. But I was good. People may have thought I was the type to get high (Never have, on weed). I also apparently wore incredibly tight pants and had a moose knuckle.

    Online I'm known as a loud, boisterous annoying person pretty much everywhere. I also can't get stuff done for the life of me.

    Outside of high school and online, I'm a shy dude, not really talking or doing much. The friends I have I'm incredibly social with, but they tend to call me gay. I'm not. Makes me so pissed too. Its why they do it.

    Uni life? Hell, I'm one of the easier to identify people here. I'm not very social, but damn it, I'm unique even by Austin's standards. I wear a fedora, which is wearing sunglasses or I am, a black leather jacket, and my hair reaches halfway down my back. I'll also be known for being too similar to Mr. "killed himself in the library today" as my name and my major are the same as his, and I'm borderline insane.

    Oh, yeah, I have or had multiple personalities, and often talk to myself.
     
    Last edited: Sep 28, 2010