Ask a Proro!

[Nutomic]

What is the answer?

 

[Jimmy]

when will your intergalactic whale map be released in a1?

 

[JosephOhSnap]

A damn good pyro known as TMP

And here i was thinking that you and tmp were 2 different people.

If TMP were to battle Magical Potato, who would win?

 

[Nineaxis]

Here's a question I need answered:

Where do flames originate in first person using left handed view models?

Preferably with a diagram showing where the crosshair for the flame is in relation to the crosshair shown. Because ever since switching to left handed models, it's been hard to set people on fire, even harder to burn them consistently (setting them on fire consists of waving my mouse left to right until they catch on fire).

 

[Terr]

Who the hell are you?

"I am J4CK's sense of existential confusion."

 

[uma plata]

Are you using an airblast + weapon switch script?

 

[Waif]

An Ice cube is melting at 2cm^3 per an hour. At what rate is the side length changing when the side length is 1.2cm long?

 

[owly-oop]

how does it feel to ruin melee fights like an asshole by burning people so you can have your instacrits

 

[Kazagin]

Why do kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

 

[MrAlBobo]

Do you switch weapons with the mouse wheel or the number keys?

Why is this thread actually entertaining to read?

Why is no one in the servers during the day? Im bored

 

[TMP]

What is the answer?

Clearly this is the answer.

when will your intergalactic whale map be released in a1?

To be honest I don't know.

If TMP were to battle Magical Potato, who would win?

Well, TMP is the newer name for me, wheras The Magic Potato/Magical Potato were older, and my skills have improved quite considerably.

But not in Pyro vs Pyro, so I do not know.

Where do flames originate in first person using left handed view models?

After doing extensive testing on this (About 10 minutes), I have concluded they originate in the same location as the right hand ones do. Now where that is, I believe is a small bit away from the center of your screen to the right. Upon general testing, you have a very small boost to the right of your crosshair over the left. This boost stayed in the left hand side as well.

So just treat it like you would the right hand side, but you can't go with the particles, but the sound.

Pictures below in links are the cone approximations from a mid-short distance for flamethrower. These were done by taping rubber bands to my screen, so they may be, and probably are, off by a decent margin.

http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/434053/flameconeright.jpg
http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/434053/flameconeleft.jpg

Are you using an airblast + weapon switch script?

Nope. Pure twitch reactions after the airblast generally. I don't even use fast switch.

An Ice cube is melting at 2cm^3 per an hour. At what rate is the side length changing when the side length is 1.2cm long?

By my calculations, .463 cm/hour.

how does it feel to ruin melee fights like an asshole by burning people so you can have your instacrits

Great. Makes me feel good that SAID PERSON CANNOT GET AWAY WITH SOMETHING LIKE THAT AFTER LEADING HALF OUR TEAM INTO DEATH WITH A CONGA LINE.

Why do kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

The CINNAMON COVERED SWIRLS that are in EVERY BITE

Do you switch weapons with the mouse wheel or the number keys?

Number keys

Why is this thread actually entertaining to read?

Because I answer all of the questions perhaps? There's none that I won't try to answer!

Why is no one in the servers during the day? Im bored

I'd say its because we're filled with mappers and late risers.

 

[Waif]

Clearly this is the answer.
By my calculations, .463 cm/hour.

Haha very well done.

 

[PL-7764]

When will we see pl_well, plr_well, and koth_well to make it the first map to be converted to versions using every official map prefix?

 

[zpqrei]

If I asked you for sex, would you give me the same answer to the answer to this question?

 

[Radaka]

If I asked you for sex, would you give me the same answer to the answer to this question? (no plaigarism here folks)

 

[Nineaxis]

Why do the men above me want to have sex with another man?

 

[Trotim]

Are you ever gonna give me up?

 

[zpqrei]

Are you ever gonna give me up?

Or let you down?

 

[JosephOhSnap]

I'll save the rest of you some time here.
Are you ever gonna run around and desert me?

 

[Ankh]

Are you gonna make me cry?