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New new story time.

One evening in badlands, the end was nigh, as new stories were shat out constantly. Each one was writing three words about King Imhotep, who kind of ruined everything when a hat dropped. 0/10 not even 1/10 said James Bond, Britain's top secret [REDACTED], who is a SPY. Suddenly a magic RED spy appeared! "Hon-hon-hon!", He chuckled. Suddenly a UFO suddenly appeared, suddenly. It attacked an old kitten orphanage, and abducted all 150 pages of Gratanter and Tumidum. Than the UFO wrote the 3000th death certificate from "Rain of Bananas," the hit song that nearly killed thousands by merasmus' hammer time. Today they fixed spelling. Unfortunately, they didn't.
What kind of sick man sends these idiots to Gaben's House and why Valve won't become an outstanding 3rd best company. One day I
 

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New new story time.

One evening in badlands, the end was nigh, as new stories were shat out constantly. Each one was writing three words about King Imhotep, who kind of ruined everything when a hat dropped. 0/10 not even 1/10 said James Bond, Britain's top secret [REDACTED], who is a SPY. Suddenly a magic RED spy appeared! "Hon-hon-hon!", He chuckled. Suddenly a UFO suddenly appeared, suddenly. It attacked an old kitten orphanage, and abducted all 150 pages of Gratanter and Tumidum. Than the UFO wrote the 3000th death certificate from "Rain of Bananas," the hit song that nearly killed thousands by merasmus' hammer time. Today they fixed spelling. Unfortunately, they didn't.
What kind of sick man sends these idiots to Gaben's House and why Valve won't become an outstanding 3rd best company. One day I crapped my pants
 

SC PL

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New new story time.

One evening in badlands, the end was nigh, as new stories were shat out constantly. Each one was writing three words about King Imhotep, who kind of ruined everything when a hat dropped. 0/10 not even 1/10 said James Bond, Britain's top secret [REDACTED], who is a SPY. Suddenly a magic RED spy appeared! "Hon-hon-hon!", He chuckled. Suddenly a UFO suddenly appeared, suddenly. It attacked an old kitten orphanage, and abducted all 150 pages of Gratanter and Tumidum. Than the UFO wrote the 3000th death certificate from "Rain of Bananas," the hit song that nearly killed thousands by merasmus' hammer time. Today they fixed spelling. Unfortunately, they didn't.
What kind of sick man sends these idiots to Gaben's House and why Valve won't become an outstanding 3rd best company. One day I crapped my pants. Crap was giant
 

Vel0city

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New new story time.

One evening in badlands, the end was nigh, as new stories were shat out constantly. Each one was writing three words about King Imhotep, who kind of ruined everything when a hat dropped. 0/10 not even 1/10 said James Bond, Britain's top secret [REDACTED], who is a SPY. Suddenly a magic RED spy appeared! "Hon-hon-hon!", He chuckled. Suddenly a UFO suddenly appeared, suddenly. It attacked an old kitten orphanage, and abducted all 150 pages of Gratanter and Tumidum. Than the UFO wrote the 3000th death certificate from "Rain of Bananas," the hit song that nearly killed thousands by merasmus' hammer time. Today they fixed spelling. Unfortunately, they didn't.
What kind of sick man sends these idiots to Gaben's House and why Valve won't become an outstanding 3rd best company. One day I crapped my pants. Crap was giant, so was my
 

SC PL

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New new story time.

One evening in badlands, the end was nigh, as new stories were shat out constantly. Each one was writing three words about King Imhotep, who kind of ruined everything when a hat dropped. 0/10 not even 1/10 said James Bond, Britain's top secret [REDACTED], who is a SPY. Suddenly a magic RED spy appeared! "Hon-hon-hon!", He chuckled. Suddenly a UFO suddenly appeared, suddenly. It attacked an old kitten orphanage, and abducted all 150 pages of Gratanter and Tumidum. Than the UFO wrote the 3000th death certificate from "Rain of Bananas," the hit song that nearly killed thousands by merasmus' hammer time. Today they fixed spelling. Unfortunately, they didn't.
What kind of sick man sends these idiots to Gaben's House and why Valve won't become an outstanding 3rd best company. One day I crapped my pants. Crap was giant, so was my son looked at
 

Cole Slaw

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New new story time.

One evening in badlands, the end was nigh, as new stories were shat out constantly. Each one was writing three words about King Imhotep, who kind of ruined everything when a hat dropped. 0/10 not even 1/10 said James Bond, Britain's top secret [REDACTED], who is a SPY. Suddenly a magic RED spy appeared! "Hon-hon-hon!", He chuckled. Suddenly a UFO suddenly appeared, suddenly. It attacked an old kitten orphanage, and abducted all 150 pages of Gratanter and Tumidum. Than the UFO wrote the 3000th death certificate from "Rain of Bananas," the hit song that nearly killed thousands by merasmus' hammer time. Today they fixed spelling. Unfortunately, they didn't.
What kind of sick man sends these idiots to Gaben's House and why Valve won't become an outstanding 3rd best company. One day I crapped my pants. Crap was giant, so was my son, who looked at SC-PL's many
 

SC PL

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New new story time.

One evening in badlands, the end was nigh, as new stories were shat out constantly. Each one was writing three words about King Imhotep, who kind of ruined everything when a hat dropped. 0/10 not even 1/10 said James Bond, Britain's top secret [REDACTED], who is a SPY. Suddenly a magic RED spy appeared! "Hon-hon-hon!", He chuckled. Suddenly a UFO suddenly appeared, suddenly. It attacked an old kitten orphanage, and abducted all 150 pages of Gratanter and Tumidum. Than the UFO wrote the 3000th death certificate from "Rain of Bananas," the hit song that nearly killed thousands by merasmus' hammer time. Today they fixed spelling. Unfortunately, they didn't.
What kind of sick man sends these idiots to Gaben's House and why Valve won't become an outstanding 3rd best company. One day I crapped my pants. Crap was giant, so was my son, who looked at SC-PL's many profile pictures drawings
 

wiseguy149

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New new story time.

One evening in badlands, the end was nigh, as new stories were shat out constantly. Each one was writing three words about King Imhotep, who kind of ruined everything when a hat dropped. 0/10 not even 1/10 said James Bond, Britain's top secret [REDACTED], who is a SPY. Suddenly a magic RED spy appeared! "Hon-hon-hon!", He chuckled. Suddenly a UFO suddenly appeared, suddenly. It attacked an old kitten orphanage, and abducted all 150 pages of Gratanter and Tumidum. Than the UFO wrote the 3000th death certificate from "Rain of Bananas," the hit song that nearly killed thousands by merasmus' hammer time. Today they fixed spelling. Unfortunately, they didn't.
What kind of sick man sends these idiots to Gaben's House and why Valve won't become an outstanding 3rd best company. One day I crapped my pants. Crap was giant, so was my son, who looked at SC-PL's many profile pictures drawings and promptly killed
 

SC PL

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New new story time.

One evening in badlands, the end was nigh, as new stories were shat out constantly. Each one was writing three words about King Imhotep, who kind of ruined everything when a hat dropped. 0/10 not even 1/10 said James Bond, Britain's top secret [REDACTED], who is a SPY. Suddenly a magic RED spy appeared! "Hon-hon-hon!", He chuckled. Suddenly a UFO suddenly appeared, suddenly. It attacked an old kitten orphanage, and abducted all 150 pages of Gratanter and Tumidum. Than the UFO wrote the 3000th death certificate from "Rain of Bananas," the hit song that nearly killed thousands by merasmus' hammer time. Today they fixed spelling. Unfortunately, they didn't.
What kind of sick man sends these idiots to Gaben's House and why Valve won't become an outstanding 3rd best company. One day I crapped my pants. Crap was giant, so was my son, who looked at SC-PL's many profile pictures drawings and promptly killed. Them a magic
 
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CriminalBunny

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New new story time.

One evening in badlands, the end was nigh, as new stories were shat out constantly. Each one was writing three words about King Imhotep, who kind of ruined everything when a hat dropped. 0/10 not even 1/10 said James Bond, Britain's top secret [REDACTED], who is a SPY. Suddenly a magic RED spy appeared! "Hon-hon-hon!", He chuckled. Suddenly a UFO suddenly appeared, suddenly. It attacked an old kitten orphanage, and abducted all 150 pages of Gratanter and Tumidum. Than the UFO wrote the 3000th death certificate from "Rain of Bananas," the hit song that nearly killed thousands by merasmus' hammer time. Today they fixed spelling. Unfortunately, they didn't.
What kind of sick man sends these idiots to Gaben's House and why Valve won't become an outstanding 3rd best company? One day I crapped my pants. Crap was giant, so was my son, who looked at SC-PL's many profile pictures drawings and promptly killed. Them a magic but not really
 

Cole Slaw

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Feb 26, 2015
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New new story time.

One evening in badlands, the end was nigh, as new stories were shat out constantly. Each one was writing three words about King Imhotep, who kind of ruined everything when a hat dropped. 0/10 not even 1/10 said James Bond, Britain's top secret [REDACTED], who is a SPY. Suddenly a magic RED spy appeared! "Hon-hon-hon!", He chuckled. Suddenly a UFO suddenly appeared, suddenly. It attacked an old kitten orphanage, and abducted all 150 pages of Gratanter and Tumidum. Than the UFO wrote the 3000th death certificate from "Rain of Bananas," the hit song that nearly killed thousands by merasmus' hammer time. Today they fixed spelling. Unfortunately, they didn't.
What kind of sick man sends these idiots to Gaben's House and why Valve won't become an outstanding 3rd best company? One day I crapped my pants. Crap was giant, so was my son, who looked at SC-PL's many profile pictures drawings and promptly killed. Them a magic but not really following proper grammars
 

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One evening in badlands, the end was nigh, as new stories were shat out constantly. Each one was writing three words about King Imhotep, who kind of ruined everything when a hat dropped. 0/10 not even 1/10 said James Bond, Britain's top secret [REDACTED], who is a SPY. Suddenly a magic RED spy appeared! "Hon-hon-hon!", He chuckled. Suddenly a UFO suddenly appeared, suddenly. It attacked an old kitten orphanage, and abducted all 150 pages of Gratanter and Tumidum. Than the UFO wrote the 3000th death certificate from "Rain of Bananas," the hit song that nearly killed thousands by merasmus' hammer time. Today they fixed spelling. Unfortunately, they didn't.
What kind of sick man sends these idiots to Gaben's House and why Valve won't become an outstanding 3rd best company? One day I crapped my pants. Crap was giant, so was my son, who looked at SC-PL's many profile pictures drawings and promptly killed. "Them a magic but not really following proper grammars" said Passphrase Peter,
 
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One evening in badlands, the end was nigh, as new stories were shat out constantly. Each one was writing three words about King Imhotep, who kind of ruined everything when a hat dropped. 0/10 not even 1/10 said James Bond, Britain's top secret [REDACTED], who is a SPY. Suddenly a magic RED spy appeared! "Hon-hon-hon!", He chuckled. Suddenly a UFO suddenly appeared, suddenly. It attacked an old kitten orphanage, and abducted all 150 pages of Gratanter and Tumidum. Than the UFO wrote the 3000th death certificate from "Rain of Bananas," the hit song that nearly killed thousands by merasmus' hammer time. Today they fixed spelling. Unfortunately, they didn't.
What kind of sick man sends these idiots to Gaben's House and why Valve won't become an outstanding 3rd best company? One day I crapped my pants. Crap was giant, so was my son, who looked at SC-PL's many profile pictures drawings and promptly killed. "Them a magic but not really following proper grammars" said Passphrase Peter, just then a
 

SC PL

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Jun 25, 2015
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New new story time.

One evening in badlands, the end was nigh, as new stories were shat out constantly. Each one was writing three words about King Imhotep, who kind of ruined everything when a hat dropped. 0/10 not even 1/10 said James Bond, Britain's top secret [REDACTED], who is a SPY. Suddenly a magic RED spy appeared! "Hon-hon-hon!", He chuckled. Suddenly a UFO suddenly appeared, suddenly. It attacked an old kitten orphanage, and abducted all 150 pages of Gratanter and Tumidum. Than the UFO wrote the 3000th death certificate from "Rain of Bananas," the hit song that nearly killed thousands by merasmus' hammer time. Today they fixed spelling. Unfortunately, they didn't.
What kind of sick man sends these idiots to Gaben's House and why Valve won't become an outstanding 3rd best company? One day I crapped my pants. Crap was giant, so was my son, who looked at SC-PL's many profile pictures drawings and promptly killed. "Them a magic but not really following proper grammars" said Passphrase Peter, just then a magic train started
 

CriminalBunny

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New new story time.

One evening in badlands, the end was nigh, as new stories were shat out constantly. Each one was writing three words about King Imhotep, who kind of ruined everything when a hat dropped. 0/10 not even 1/10 said James Bond, Britain's top secret [REDACTED], who is a SPY. Suddenly a magic RED spy appeared! "Hon-hon-hon!", He chuckled. Suddenly a UFO suddenly appeared, suddenly. It attacked an old kitten orphanage, and abducted all 150 pages of Gratanter and Tumidum. Than the UFO wrote the 3000th death certificate from "Rain of Bananas," the hit song that nearly killed thousands by merasmus' hammer time. Today they fixed spelling. Unfortunately, they didn't.
What kind of sick man sends these idiots to Gaben's House and why Valve won't become an outstanding 3rd best company? One day I crapped my pants. Crap was giant, so was my son, who looked at SC-PL's many profile pictures drawings and promptly killed. "Them a magic but not really following proper grammars" said Passphrase Peter, just then a magic train started CAPSLOCKING EVERY WORD
 

wiseguy149

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May 12, 2009
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New new story time.

One evening in badlands, the end was nigh, as new stories were shat out constantly. Each one was writing three words about King Imhotep, who kind of ruined everything when a hat dropped. 0/10 not even 1/10 said James Bond, Britain's top secret [REDACTED], who is a SPY. Suddenly a magic RED spy appeared! "Hon-hon-hon!", He chuckled. Suddenly a UFO suddenly appeared, suddenly. It attacked an old kitten orphanage, and abducted all 150 pages of Gratanter and Tumidum. Than the UFO wrote the 3000th death certificate from "Rain of Bananas," the hit song that nearly killed thousands by merasmus' hammer time. Today they fixed spelling. Unfortunately, they didn't.
What kind of sick man sends these idiots to Gaben's House and why Valve won't become an outstanding 3rd best company? One day I crapped my pants. Crap was giant, so was my son, who looked at SC-PL's many profile pictures drawings and promptly killed. "Them a magic but not really following proper grammars" said Passphrase Peter, just then a magic train started CAPSLOCKING EVERY WORD except these three
 

SnickerPuffs

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One evening in badlands, the end was nigh, as new stories were shat out constantly. Each one was writing three words about King Imhotep, who kind of ruined everything when a hat dropped. 0/10 not even 1/10 said James Bond, Britain's top secret [REDACTED], who is a SPY. Suddenly a magic RED spy appeared! "Hon-hon-hon!", He chuckled. Suddenly a UFO suddenly appeared, suddenly. It attacked an old kitten orphanage, and abducted all 150 pages of Gratanter and Tumidum. Than the UFO wrote the 3000th death certificate from "Rain of Bananas," the hit song that nearly killed thousands by merasmus' hammer time. Today they fixed spelling. Unfortunately, they didn't.
What kind of sick man sends these idiots to Gaben's House and why Valve won't become an outstanding 3rd best company? One day I crapped my pants. Crap was giant, so was my son, who looked at SC-PL's many profile pictures drawings and promptly killed. "Them a magic but not really following proper grammars" said Passphrase Peter, just then a magic train started CAPSLOCKING EVERY WORD except these three. NOBODY LIKED HIM.
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
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Oct 11, 2013
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One evening in badlands, the end was nigh, as new stories were shat out constantly. Each one was writing three words about King Imhotep, who kind of ruined everything when a hat dropped. 0/10 not even 1/10 said James Bond, Britain's top secret [REDACTED], who is a SPY. Suddenly a magic RED spy appeared! "Hon-hon-hon!", He chuckled. Suddenly a UFO suddenly appeared, suddenly. It attacked an old kitten orphanage, and abducted all 150 pages of Gratanter and Tumidum. Than the UFO wrote the 3000th death certificate from "Rain of Bananas," the hit song that nearly killed thousands by merasmus' hammer time. Today they fixed spelling. Unfortunately, they didn't.
What kind of sick man sends these idiots to Gaben's House and why Valve won't become an outstanding 3rd best company? One day I crapped my pants. Crap was giant, so was my son, who looked at SC-PL's many profile pictures drawings and promptly killed. "Them a magic but not really following proper grammars" said Passphrase Peter, just then a magic train started CAPSLOCKING EVERY WORD except these three. NOBODY LIKED HIM. Peter wasn't the
 

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One evening in badlands, the end was nigh, as new stories were shat out constantly. Each one was writing three words about King Imhotep, who kind of ruined everything when a hat dropped. 0/10 not even 1/10 said James Bond, Britain's top secret [REDACTED], who is a SPY. Suddenly a magic RED spy appeared! "Hon-hon-hon!", He chuckled. Suddenly a UFO suddenly appeared, suddenly. It attacked an old kitten orphanage, and abducted all 150 pages of Gratanter and Tumidum. Than the UFO wrote the 3000th death certificate from "Rain of Bananas," the hit song that nearly killed thousands by merasmus' hammer time. Today they fixed spelling. Unfortunately, they didn't.
What kind of sick man sends these idiots to Gaben's House and why Valve won't become an outstanding 3rd best company? One day I crapped my pants. Crap was giant, so was my son, who looked at SC-PL's many profile pictures drawings and promptly killed. "Them a magic but not really following proper grammars" said Passphrase Peter, just then a magic train started CAPSLOCKING EVERY WORD except these three. NOBODY LIKED HIM. Peter wasn't the only one who
 

SnickerPuffs

(*single chuckle*)
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One evening in badlands, the end was nigh, as new stories were shat out constantly. Each one was writing three words about King Imhotep, who kind of ruined everything when a hat dropped. 0/10 not even 1/10 said James Bond, Britain's top secret [REDACTED], who is a SPY. Suddenly a magic RED spy appeared! "Hon-hon-hon!", He chuckled. Suddenly a UFO suddenly appeared, suddenly. It attacked an old kitten orphanage, and abducted all 150 pages of Gratanter and Tumidum. Than the UFO wrote the 3000th death certificate from "Rain of Bananas," the hit song that nearly killed thousands by merasmus' hammer time. Today they fixed spelling. Unfortunately, they didn't.
What kind of sick man sends these idiots to Gaben's House and why Valve won't become an outstanding 3rd best company? One day I crapped my pants. Crap was giant, so was my son, who looked at SC-PL's many profile pictures drawings and promptly killed. "Them a magic but not really following proper grammars" said Passphrase Peter, just then a magic train started CAPSLOCKING EVERY WORD except these three. NOBODY LIKED HIM. Peter wasn't the only one who made people cry,