The "I hate Youme thread"

Arhurt

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The "I hate Youme" thread

I hate Youme for playing Pyro so damn well and always destroying my sentry and abushing me as a heavy.


Disclaimer: 1) a renunciation of any claim to or connection with; 2) disavowal; 3) a statement made to save one's own ass; 4) a foresaid word for not being blamed later.

Though it'll go without saying ten minutes or so into these proceedings, Arhurt and the other forum members below would like to state that this thread is from start to finish a work of comedic fantasy, not to be taken seriously. To insist that any of what follows is incendiary or inflammatory is to miss our intention and pass undue judgment; and passing judgment is reserved for God and God alone (this goes for you forum trolls and admins too... just kidding).

So please before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a thread, remember: even God has a sense of humor. Just look at the Platypus. Thank you and enjoy the show.

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P.S. We sincerely apologize to all Platypus enthusiasts out there who are offended by that thoughtless comment about Platypi. We at View Askew respect the noble Platypus, and it is not our intention to slight these stupid creatures in any way. Thank you again and enjoy the show.
 
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Void

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I hate Youme for keeping Snipergen all to himself.
 

TMP

Ancient Pyro Main
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Aug 11, 2008
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I hate youme because he hogs the spotlight with his displacement work.

I'M GOOD AT DISPLACEMENTS TOO :(
 

TMP

Ancient Pyro Main
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There's only one way to prove that, Mangy!
A good ol' fashion displace-off!

(Displacement Face-Off. Same textures, Same size, Best displacement wins!)
 

Nineaxis

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May 19, 2008
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I hate youme for... oh wait, I'll be level-headed and say I don't hate him, because he's probably a good person to have on your side. :D
 

ProfFiendish

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Nov 15, 2008
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I don't know enough about Youme to make an informed decision. :/
 

Arhurt

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May 7, 2008
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I hate youme for... oh wait, I'll be level-headed and say I don't hate him, because he's probably a good person to have on your side. :D

I hate Youme for being such a good person to have on your side that Nineaxis goes all "be level-headed" and does not play along :p
 

YM

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There's only one way to prove that, Mangy!
A good ol' fashion displace-off!

(Displacement Face-Off. Same textures, Same size, Best displacement wins!)

Well heres the best idea yet for the next contest, the only problem is that DrPepper has decided that in all future contests mods will be unable to enter (whilst at current we can enter, just not win the prize)
But I guess if we labelo it as a "displace-off" he might not notice..... :shifty eyes:

Also, I hate this YouMe character, what a dick...
 

laghlagh

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Jul 15, 2008
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So on the last gameday I jumped towards a certain person, turned around in air while over him, and backstabbed him while still in the air.

That person was not Youme.
 

RavenStryker

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I am going to have to go along with Nineaxis and "be level-headed", saying that Youme is a nice guy and I don't hate him. Even though it seems like he ignores everything I say in chat. :p But I think that's just cause I am a L2: Member. Once I reach a L4 or L5 I should get more recognition from him. :D
 

Kosher Ham

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Dec 18, 2008
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I can't hate Youme, cause there's a thread about hating him, and I hate that so... therefore If I hate a thread about hating Youme then I must obviously not hate Youme.

This however negates my statement of hating everyone and everything, thus my hatred for Youme must be in a state of quantum superposition. Do not collapse the waveform if you know what's good for you. :mad: