I'm not sure why, but I created a Bonktini - a martini based on Bonk. I made it as if the Scout would make it, (i.e. cluelessly), so it's mostly cherry soda, cream soda & vodka (plus some pomegranate martini mix thrown in to get that irradiated red colour).
I don't know if I'd recommend this recipe to anyone, but it IS edible!
Then I created a magazine ad for the Bonktini, as if Scout wrote it himself (hence the long, chatty copy). Tried to give it a retro 60s vibe too.
Everything made by me, except for the bonk label on the soda can, which I got from borzou here: http://ixy42.deviantart.com/art/RED-Bonk-163812002