Why we havent got Ep3 yet!

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  1. Numerous

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  2. luxatile

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  3. Rexy

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    Maybe because Portal 2 tells part of the story of Episode 3, and Portal 2 must naturally come before Episode 3 so it can fulfill its purpose in the HL2 saga.
     
  4. LeSwordfish

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    Portal 2 will include a link of some kind to another ARG, which will lead us to Episode 3. You heard it here first.
     
  5. red_flame586

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    Portal 2 will include a new device which somehow creates a warp in the time space continuum and thus allowing combines and all other semi-nasty stuff to come back from the past...

    Then doc will come in his delorean and save the day... You heard it HERE first.

    At least there will be some reference to the borialis hidden by whoever poor maniac did the game before you.
     
  6. REEJ

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    Episode 3 will be the next Duke Nukem... FOREVER.
    Or 10 years at least.
     
  7. Okrag

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    Valve is afraid of the number 3. That's why they haven't released a third game in any of their series.
     
  8. LeSwordfish

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    ...and why we havent seen Left 1 Dead , Left 2 Dead, or Left 3 Dead!
     
  9. Mr. Wimples

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    Portal 2...



    ... IS EPISODE 3.
     
  10. grazr

    aa grazr Old Man Mutant Ninja Turtle

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    We don't have Ep3 because of threads like this.
     
  11. HellJumper

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    Incoming Gabe Newell Joke:

    Gabe was working on it, but then he decided to take a lunch break.






    He's not done with the break yet.
     
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  12. grazr

    aa grazr Old Man Mutant Ninja Turtle

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    Ep3 delayed another week. God damn you HellJumper.
     
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  13. jpr

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    Didn't you know gabe ate episode three?

    proof
     
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  14. grazr

    aa grazr Old Man Mutant Ninja Turtle

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    Gabe Newell doesn't delay Episode 3 because people make jokes about his weight, he delays it because he's mad that he needs a blood transfusion and nobody else's blood type is Nutella.
     
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  15. Pocket

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    Episode 3 got cancelled because Gordon Freeman's voice actor died.
     
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  16. Godslayer57

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    Now where will get our source of failures and splats? D:
     
  17. Mr. Happy

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    theres no episode 3 yet because it's half-life 3.
     
  18. Numerous

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    Totally worthit.
     
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