Why do you love steam convos?

Seba

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22:41 - TMP: Google doesn't operate on the http protocol
22:41 - TMP: THey operate on the "I'M FUCKING GOOGLE" Protocol
 

Icarus

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StickZer0: what is it icarus?
StickZer0: ohh
StickZer0: a merryweather
ckd: lol icarus you are obsessed
Muffin: haha
 
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Nova|SWTOR: Someone in the US server let me in lol
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SRT8: no me
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Nova|SWTOR: they like me more
SlayerBlitz [TF2M]: I wish someone would leave the server
SRT8: lol
SRT8: all 3 of us
SRT8: racing
SlayerBlitz [TF2M]: LOL
SRT8: who will win
SlayerBlitz [TF2M]: I will!
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SRT8: SPAM CONNECT
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SlayerBlitz [TF2M]: damit!
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Nova|SWTOR: wtf
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SlayerBlitz [TF2M]: damit!
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Nova|SWTOR: wtf
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Nova|SWTOR: Stop it you too
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SRT8: you two*
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SlayerBlitz [TF2M]: WOOT GOT IT
SRT8: gg
SlayerBlitz [TF2M]: gg
SlayerBlitz [TF2M]: You fought with honor, oh nobel SRT8
SRT8: likewise
SlayerBlitz [TF2M]: ITS AWESOME
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Seba

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15:59 - Walker [TAM]: speaking of selentic, how long is he banned for?
16:00 - Walker [TAM]: permanently, or...?
16:00 - func_door: he's unbanned already
16:00 - func_door: it was only a week
16:00 - Seba: He just got unbanned yesterday.
16:00 - Walker [TAM]: oh, huh
16:00 - Walker [TAM]: i didn't see it
16:00 - func_door: he'll get rebanned eventually don't worry
 

Seba

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21:25 - nrd draws a fish
21:25 - nrd: EN GUARDE!
21:25 - nrd slaps Absurdist with a fish
21:25 - [LAGS] Absurdist of hops to
21:25 - [LAGS] Absurdist of: ah!
21:25 - [LAGS] Absurdist of: a devious shot, to be sure
21:26 - [LAGS] Absurdist of: but are you ready for this!?
21:26 - nrd: That is a point for mineself!
21:26 - [LAGS] Absurdist of draws his pelican
21:26 - [LAGS] Absurdist of: it
21:26 - [LAGS] Absurdist of: EATS
21:26 - [LAGS] Absurdist of: fish
21:26 - [LAGS] Absurdist of: :eek:
21:26 - nrd throws his fish at Absurdist's face
21:26 - nrd: Dodge this!
21:26 - [LAGS] Absurdist of catches it with the pelican
21:26 - [LAGS] Absurdist of: aHA!
21:26 - [LAGS] Absurdist of: charge 20%
21:26 - [LAGS] Absurdist of: go on
21:26 - nrd presses a button
21:26 - nrd blows up the fish
21:26 - [LAGS] Absurdist of: throw more
21:26 - [LAGS] Absurdist of: :O
21:26 - [LAGS] Absurdist of throws the remains of the pelican at nerd
21:27 - [LAGS] Absurdist of: take dat
21:27 - [LAGS] Absurdist of: und this!
21:27 - nrd is struck by the pelican remains
21:27 - [LAGS] Absurdist of draws his PIGEON
21:27 - [LAGS] Absurdist of charges
21:27 - nrd rolls and grabs a candlestick
21:27 - [LAGS] Absurdist of: ohho
21:27 - [LAGS] Absurdist of: so
21:27 - [LAGS] Absurdist of: it comes to this
21:27 - nrd sweeps at Absurdist's legs with the candlestick
21:27 - [LAGS] Absurdist of does a breakdancing move and gets back up
21:27 - Seba steps inbetween Nerd and Absurdist
21:28 - [LAGS] Absurdist of: and I learned that AFTER SCHOOL
21:28 - nrd stabs Seba with the candlestick
21:28 - nrd: SEBA NOOOOOO!
21:28 - Littleedge: Umm
21:28 - [LAGS] Absurdist of grabs a grenade from sebas jacket
21:28 - [LAGS] Absurdist of rips off the pin and sticks it to the wall behind nerd with the pigeon
21:28 - [LAGS] Absurdist of holds nerd to the wall
21:28 - [LAGS] Absurdist of: together!
21:28 - nrd: You fool!
21:28 - [LAGS] Absurdist of explodes
[LAGS] Absurdist of left chat.
21:29 - nrd: If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can BLAAAAAARRRGGGH
21:29 - nrd flies away
nrd left chat.


nrd entered chat.
21:31 - ckd: bad layout idea
21:32 - ckd: for tc...
21:32 - nrd: Boojum!
21:32 - ckd: :(
21:32 - nrd: CATCH ME!
21:32 - nrd falls back down to earth
21:32 - nrd crushes Cyked
21:32 - \TG/ Narcotic Fungus: Good catch
 

Seba

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23:13 - Seba: 23:12 - Seba: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2867220/advection1.PNG or http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2867220/advection2.PNG
23:14 - Void: i like 2
23:14 - Seba: I'm worried about 1's sightlines, but for 2 I'll have to find something to put in the huge empty space.
23:15 - Moosε: that little ramp below the point in pic 2 doesn't seem all that useful
23:15 - Moosε: for anything
23:15 - \TG/ Narcotic Fungus: A large building that can't be accessed.
23:15 - \TG/ Narcotic Fungus: for 2
23:15 - Prestige: in 2, just put a concrete block in
23:15 - Seba: I could do 1 but move it out of LoS from the battlement building...
23:15 - Seba: Moose: the one in front of the CP?
23:15 - Moosε: yeah
23:16 - Seba: It's a loading dock.
23:16 - Prestige: I like 2, plus you can optimize it better with the corner right?
23:16 - Moosε: Alright
23:16 - Seba: yes, Prestige.
23:16 - Seba: But adding a single concrete block wouldn't do shit.
23:16 - Prestige: sure it would
23:16 - Prestige: just put it right in the middle
23:16 - Seba: I can't make an area as open as Granary's last balanced.
23:17 - Moosε: obviously, you're not nearly pro enough
23:17 - Seba: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2867220/advection3.PNG Enjoy.
23:17 - Seba: I'm not, Moose :p
23:17 - Prestige: angle it more
23:17 - Moosε: oh god
23:18 - Prestige: tee hee
23:18 - Moosε: that changes everything
23:18 - Prestige: PERFECT
23:18 - \TG/ Narcotic Fungus: Magnificent!
23:18 - Prestige: stack em
23:18 - Moosε: That concrete block has just boosted you to pro status
23:18 - Moosε: you are now a god
23:18 - Seba: I might go with Fungus' idea of an inaccessible building.
23:18 - Seba: \m/
23:18 - \TG/ Narcotic Fungus: <3
23:18 - Moosε: :D
23:19 - Prestige: MORE CONCRETE BLOCK
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23:20 - Moosε: Ration those concrete blocks, they need to last a while
23:20 - Prestige: concrete block solves everything
23:20 - nine: wrong
23:20 - nine: miningcrate solves everything
23:21 - Moosε: Especially when you stack them
23:21 - Seba: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2867220/advection4.PNG cp_advection is now known as cp_concrete_block_001
23:21 - Prestige: nice
23:21 - Moosε: oh jesus
23:21 - Prestige: not it works great
23:21 - Prestige: now*
23:21 - nine: make it payload
23:21 - nine: and have the cart be a concrete block
23:21 - Seba: It even stops RED from exiting their spawn.
23:21 - Moosε: :D
23:21 - Prestige: yes nine
23:21 - Seba: Last point is a pile of mining crates
23:21 - Prestige: concrete block payload
23:21 - Seba: GOGOGOGOGOGO
 
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A Boojum Snark

Toraipoddodezain Mazahabado
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0039 - A Boojum Snark: OH GOD GOOGLE WHAT DID YOU DO
0040 - ckd: ?
0040 - Dark: they are bing now snark
0040 - ckd: OH DEAR GOD
0040 - ckd: CHANGE IT BACK
0041 - A Boojum Snark: DID YOU GET THE PIGS!?
0041 - A Boojum Snark: OR IS IT RANDOM
0041 - Snacks: YES!
0041 - func_door_rotating: I got the pigs
0041 - Yarr! Pc_Madness: I don't get anything :(
0041 - Prestige: ITS ALL WEIGHT AND WITH COLORFUL PIGS IN THE BACKGROUND
0041 - A Boojum Snark: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/98931/pics/WHATISTHISNONSENSE.jpg
0041 - Yarr! Pc_Madness: which google are you on?
0041 - Prestige: why
0041 - Snacks: bigger google.com is just going to cost them money
0041 - Yarr! Pc_Madness wants a shitty background
0042 - ckd: EVEYRONE GOT PIGS
0042 - A Boojum Snark: ;______;
0042 - Yarr! Pc_Madness: ahh, down the bottom left
0042 - Snacks: THEY WON'T STOP STARING
0042 - ckd: IT SAYS I CAN REMOVE
0042 - func_door_rotating: how do I turn this shit off
0042 - ckd: BUT THERE IS NOTHING IN THE BOTTOM LEFT EXCEPT CHANGE
0042 - ckd: FFFF
 

Seba

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16:56 - Nineaxis: http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1305896 cp_dustbowl_noloadout
16:56 - Nineaxis: calling it now
16:56 - Steff0o: lol
16:57 - Kaiser Wilhelm: I woudlnt join any no-unlock servers
16:57 - Seba: I would.
16:57 - Nineaxis: you don't need no-unlock servers
16:58 - Nineaxis: steam community goes down enough to make you lose your loadout
 

Penguin

Clinically Diagnosed with Small Mapper's Syndrome
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5:25 PM - A Boojum Snark (1): also
5:25 PM - A Boojum Snark (1): bot_hint_sentrygun
5:26 PM - A Boojum Snark (1): TOTALLY NOT A HINT
5:26 PM - A Boojum Snark (1): AT ALL
5:26 PM - Penguin: ?
5:26 PM - A Boojum Snark (1): a hint is a suggestion
5:26 PM - A Boojum Snark (1): this entity is like
5:26 PM - A Boojum Snark (1): Son, you WILL build a sentry at my position!
5:26 PM - A Boojum Snark (1): EXACTLY at my position.
5:26 PM - A Boojum Snark (1): With MY ANGLES.
5:27 PM - A Boojum Snark (1): EVEN IF I AM IN THE AIR http://dl.dropbox.com/u/98931/pics/abs_fgdtest0020.jpg
5:27 PM - Tera: wat
5:27 PM - func_door_rotating: lmfao
5:27 PM - A Boojum Snark (1): the engy was going in circles jumping around trying to reach it
5:27 PM - A Boojum Snark (1): and finally dropped it
 
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6:53 PM - Matt pokes chat
6:54 PM - ckd bites matts finger
6:54 PM - ÐJÐ waves goodbye and leaves chat
6:54 PM - ckd then points to the sign that says do not poke chat
ÐJÐ left chat.
6:54 PM - A Boojum Snark: You're not allowed to poke chat anymore.
6:54 PM - A Boojum Snark: You now have a girlfriend for poking.
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6:57 PM - Littleedge resists the urge for a sexual joke
6:58 PM - A Boojum Snark does not resist the urge to smack Little.
6:58 PM - A Boojum Snark smacks Little
 

Seba

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Selentic entered chat.
22:10 - Seba: What?
Selentic left chat.
 

Seba

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19:33 - Prestige [TF2M]: what is this "APB"
19:33 - Seba: All Points Bulletin
19:33 - nrd: All Points Buttetein
19:33 - nine: All Prices Bullshit
 

Seba

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20:32 - Shmitz: http://www.horizonscape.com/shmitz/maps/tf2/misc/engy/mjolnir_wip03.jpg
20:37 - A Boojum Snark: The first name that came to mind I had to dismiss
20:38 - nrd: What name? And for what purpose?
20:38 - A Boojum Snark: not so much because it was lame, but because I know what SPUF would say over it.
20:38 - A Boojum Snark: The hammer
20:38 - nrd: Haha
20:38 - nrd: If it stuns enemies...
20:38 - nrd: I'm not gonna finish that
20:38 - ckd: ahahhaaa
20:38 - Seba: Why would you care about SPUF's opinion?
20:38 - A Boojum Snark: Going with what Shmitz said earlier, all I thought of was "Pecos' Ball Peen"
20:38 - A Boojum Snark: and then I was like
20:38 - A Boojum Snark: "oh wait"
20:38 - A Boojum Snark: "no"
20:39 - Shmitz: yeah
20:39 - nrd: Matt Carson Ball Peen
20:39 - nrd: Get it?
20:39 - nrd: Actually, Matt Carson Hammer
20:39 - ckd: ...
20:40 - ckd: Mann Co. Hameer
20:40 - ckd: Hammer
20:40 - A Boojum Snark: "The Sparkler"? :/
20:40 - nrd: Yeah
Erich disconnected.
20:40 - A Boojum Snark: Have it spark when it hits something
20:40 - nrd: Mann Co. Hammer would probably work better
20:40 - nrd: Because if it stuns people they stop
20:40 - ckd: ITS HAMMERTIME
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20:40 - nine: if I see another weapon related to mann co or that has the mann co logo on it
20:41 - A Boojum Snark: I agree with nine.
20:41 - nrd: Then again nine has a point
20:41 - nine: I'll personally go to the creator's house
20:41 - nine: and gouge out their eyes
20:41 - ckd: BUT IT WOULD BE THE MC HAMMER
20:41 - nine: with a mann co embrazened spoon
20:41 - A Boojum Snark: Mann Co doesn't label their products
20:41 - nrd: The Texas Instrument
20:41 - nine: x(
 

Seba

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20:56 - A Boojum Snark: We should have a TF2M trip to some convention sometime
20:56 - A Boojum Snark: we all dress up in full body suits of tool textures.
20:56 - ckd: OH GOD YES
20:57 - A Boojum Snark: The nerdiest of the nerd costumes
20:58 - ckd: tpg will be skip
20:58 - Penguin [TF2M]: I'll be nodraw
20:58 - ckd: because he does nothing and gets discarded during compile
20:58 - tpg: lol
20:58 - tpg: I would do it
20:59 - ckd: booj and aly would be nodraw so noone sees what they look like
21:00 - Moosε: I would be block bullets
21:01 - A Boojum Snark: Know would would be even creepier.
21:01 - Penguin [TF2M]: Fine, I'll be npc clip
21:01 - A Boojum Snark: White/gray spandex + translucent baggy bodysuit for the relevant translucent ones.
21:02 - Penguin [TF2M]: Void will dress as an areaportal, Ironically
21:02 - Moosε: heh
21:02 - Penguin [TF2M]: cause he's a hipster
21:02 - Erich: lol
21:02 - Erich: someone dress as nodraw
21:02 - Erich: and playerclip
21:02 - Erich: :D
21:03 - A Boojum Snark: oh
21:03 - A Boojum Snark: we would have to have a big sheet printed with toolsskybox that we all hold up above ourselves with clear plastic rods
 

DjD

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13:59 - WastedMeerkat: because I had to find out when my internet comes back online every day
14:00 - Dat Owlruler: I'm on 'study leave' <.<
14:00 - WastedMeerkat: and now that I know
14:00 - WastedMeerkat: uhh
14:00 - WastedMeerkat: idk
14:00 - WastedMeerkat: I guess I know now
14:00 - WastedMeerkat: :D
14:00 - Heah: When does it come back?
14:00 - Heah: 7 am?
14:00 - WastedMeerkat: 6am
14:00 - WastedMeerkat: a little after
14:00 - WastedMeerkat: about 6:10
14:00 - ÐJÐ: why is it disappearing anyways?
14:01 - Muffin: It's afraid of the dark
 
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3:27 PM - Moosε: FLARE
3:27 PM - WastedMeerkat: it's all cartoony
3:27 PM - Moosε: FLARE
3:27 PM - Moosε: FLARE
3:27 PM - 42` Randdalf: and then
3:28 PM - Penguin [TF2M]: FLARESHOT
3:28 PM - Snacks: flare guns save the day
3:28 PM - Prestige: VALVE
3:28 PM - 42` Randdalf: deathstar
3:28 PM - nine: flares can be seen from space
3:28 PM - Prestige: VALVE
3:28 PM - Ravidge: pyro update
3:28 PM - WastedMeerkat: VALVE
3:28 PM - Prestige: VALVE
3:28 PM - Nova|swtor: Yes
3:28 PM - nrd: I DON'T SPEAK FLARE
3:28 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: VALVE?!
3:28 PM - func_door: there will be no valve today
3:28 PM - Psy: lol
3:28 PM - Prestige: VALVE
3:28 PM - Prestige: VALVE
3:28 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: VALVE!
3:28 PM - Matt: lol
3:28 PM - WastedMeerkat: VALVE
3:28 PM - Prestige: VALVE
3:28 PM - WastedMeerkat: VALVE
3:28 PM - Psy: flare gun fires into space? HAHA
3:28 PM - Prestige: VALVE
3:28 PM - Moosε: VALVE
3:28 PM - nrd: VLAVE
3:28 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: VALVE
3:28 PM - WastedMeerkat: VALVE
3:28 PM - Prestige: VALVE
3:28 PM - WastedMeerkat: VALVE
3:28 PM - nine: VAVLE
3:28 PM - Matt: I DON'T SPEAK VALVE
3:28 PM - WastedMeerkat: VALVE
3:28 PM - Prestige: VALVE
3:28 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: VALVE
3:28 PM - WastedMeerkat: VALVE
3:28 PM - Prestige: VALVE
3:28 PM - func_door: aaa
3:28 PM - WastedMeerkat: VALVE
3:28 PM - nrd: WHEEL
3:28 PM - Prestige: VALVE
3:28 PM - WastedMeerkat: VALVE
3:28 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: VALVE
3:28 PM - Prestige: VALVE
3:28 PM - WastedMeerkat: VALVE
3:28 PM - 42` Randdalf: VALVE
3:28 PM - Prestige: VALVE
3:28 PM - WastedMeerkat: VALVE
3:28 PM - nrd: FAUCET
3:28 PM - Muffin: hahaha
3:28 PM - flame ♫: thats one giant dick
3:28 PM - Prestige: VALVE
3:28 PM - WastedMeerkat: VALVE

VALVE
3:28 PM - Prestige: VALVE
3:28 PM - WastedMeerkat: VALVE
3:28 PM - Prestige: VALVE
3:28 PM - WastedMeerkat: VALVE

:p