Why not try the double-barrelled sniper with a redder brown, for the wood?
I don't really like the pale white, and as much as some people might like it, if 20% of people hate it already (on this thread), think about how the people on the STEAM FORUMS would react to it (assuming it's added to the game, I know the polypack contest bypasses isn't held in the steam forums).
Also, EPIC JARATE REPLACEMENT IDEA:
BLOOD DRIPS! aka blood transfusion bags. Maybe the sniper was injured with the medic not around, out of jarate due to some tube automatically draining his bladder, so he threw the closest substitute he could found and kept up the habit!
You know, this: