Name my unusual toque, get a hat.

[Sgt Frag]

'The Toque of Kills Past'

refined, thank you.lol

Toque of the living dead

Casper the Friendly Toque

ToqueBuster

A Nightmare on Toque Street

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Funny enough looking up words on Wiki I found that Toque is the name for a Chef's hat. This is more like the hat from the junkyard guy in Fat Albert.

The Junkyard Appartition

OK, I got better things to do...

 

[tyler]

A toque is actually a hat without a brim!

 

[drp]

the ghost of sandvich past

 

[Fruity Snacks]

"You shot my brim off!"

 

[Boylee]

The Horseless Headless Horsemann's haunted headwarmer.

 

[tyler]

The Horseless Headless Horsemann's haunted headwarmer.

This is actually incredibly close to something someone else suggested, but I am not sure if I will use it (or yours): Horseless Headless Horseman's Haunted Head Heater

 

[What Is Schwa]

My old heavy loadout was based on the Hassan character from Naked Lunch. I had a Coupe w/ purple searing and named it "A Notorious Liquefactionist"

I sorta regret trading that hat off.

 

[tyler]

My old heavy loadout was based on the Hassan character from Naked Lunch. I had a toque w/ purple searing and named it "A Notorious Liquefactionist"

I sorta regret trading that hat off. Hopefully you didn't pay much for your Toque - you can usually get one w/ buds.

They went way up. When I decided to get one, they were ~2 buds, and by the time I had traded up to afford it, I ended up paying 3 buds and 4 vintage hats. People seriously started asking for 4 buds and change.

 

[What Is Schwa]

I actually mis-typed. I meant Coupe. The Toque, while more expensive, shouldn't have been THAT much. Especially ghosts. You should have gotten a good effect like burning or beams for that much.

 

[tyler]

No way, I want ghosts.

 

[Boylee]

I want buds, but I'm crap at trading.

Also, headwarmer makes way more sense than head heater, let's not push the whole alliteration thing too far now. :lol:

 

[Dragonstorm24]

"Atahualpa's Revenge"

"Atahualpa's spirit haunts this hat, so that one day he may get revenge on the Spaniards that murdered him, filling a room full of their dead bodies."

 

[tyler]

Dragonstorm's name is the closest to being anything good I think

 

[Omena]

The Evil Chef's Toque
Dun worry tiny man. Your carcass will not go to waste. Nom nom nom.

Dun worry tiny man. Your carcass will not go to waste. For you're the new ingredient in mah sandvich!

Haunted Headwarmer
Boo! Ha-ha! Soiled yourself tiny man?

 

[Wilson]

Heavy's Soviet Slayer Toque
"This fine toque is made in soviet union and is haunted by spirits of dead bears it was made from."

 

[Freyja]

Tourque = distance x force of AWESOME

idk.
And yes, I know, wrong spelling.

 

[honorum646]

I AM THE WALRUS
Coo-coo-ca-choo

 

[gamemaster1996]

Ghosty Pokey Toque? ...yeh

 

[Da_Man]

"Ghosts Of Canton"

"You may be the Hero of Canton, but that doesn't mean you don't have skeletons in your closet"

I dunno, its A firefly reference, i guess.

 

[tyler]

I AM THE WALRUS
Coo-coo-ca-choo

It's goo goo ga joob, I'm an expert

and yes these are all still bad