Name my unusual toque, get a hat.

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  1. tyler

    aa tyler snail prince, master of a ruined tower

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    I have this Tough Guy's Toque. It has ghosts. I'm sure you know. I play a lot of Heavy. It's easy.

    I want to name it and describe it. I don't have good ideas. I doubt any of you have good ideas, but if you suggest something I use I will give you any one item on page 1 of my backpack, which includes hats I don't really want.

    So... hurry up already.

    (You might be helped out by looking at my named weapons for ideas of what I'd like.)
     
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  2. Prestige

    aa Prestige im not gay anymore

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    ghost of dead fashion :thumbdown:
     
  3. Godslayer57

    Godslayer57 L8: Fancy Shmancy Member

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    "In 1984, they lacked bullet"

    Reference to Ghost busters 1984
     
  4. Wilson

    aa Wilson Burial by Sleep

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    The Toque Of Doom
    "Powered by haunted spirits of dead scouts"
     
  5. Seba

    aa Seba DR. BIG FUCKER, PHD

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    "Don't Cross the Flaps"

    bad
     
  6. Jeremy

    Jeremy L11: Posh Member

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    Cold Dead Head
     
  7. REEJ

    REEJ L7: Fancy Member

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    'Hairy Pappa's Hat'
     
  8. Omena

    Omena L2: Junior Member

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    The Death-Merit Hat / The Merit Hat of Death / The Death-Merit Toque / The Merit Toque of Death
    Souls of the recently deceased occupy this manly beanie. The latest arrival is YOU.

    Explanation: There are ghosts circling the hat. Why? The souls of Heavy's victims are trapped in this enchanted bonnet of manliness. And a flippant remark on killcam "The latest arrival is YOU." as in, the player you just killed, his/her soul is now a +1 merit in your hat.
    [​IMG]
     
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  9. tyler

    aa tyler snail prince, master of a ruined tower

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    This sounds like a joke about butt cheeks
     
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  10. LeSwordfish

    aa LeSwordfish semi-trained quasi-professional

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    "You toque-in' to me?"
    "You toque-in' to ME?"
     
  11. tyler

    aa tyler snail prince, master of a ruined tower

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  12. LeSwordfish

    aa LeSwordfish semi-trained quasi-professional

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    That's just your taste. Puns are the height of humour. Just ask a sub-editor at The Sun.
     
  13. tyler

    aa tyler snail prince, master of a ruined tower

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  14. Bakscratch

    aa Bakscratch Finisher of Maps

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    "What a waste of a name tag"
     
  15. jpr

    aa jpr

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    "I gave Jonah a hat for naming this"
     
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  16. Godslayer57

    Godslayer57 L8: Fancy Shmancy Member

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    "The warm russia Blanket"
    "It keeps me varm in my heart"
     
  17. Fr0Z3nR

    aa Fr0Z3nR Creator of blackholes & memes. Destroyer of forums

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    Jayne's Scalp, or Jayne's Townhat, Jayne's Prize.
    "Jayne Cobbs Spirit still haunts it to this day"

    [​IMG]

    Jayne, from the show Firefly. He was the shows "heavy weapons guy" in a sense, very very tough, but had a sensitive side towards his weapons.

    Firefly Wiki Description

    EDIT: Thought of another one
    "Russian winter" -Protects from the hailstorm of bullets"
     
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  18. nik

    nik L12: Fabulous Member

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    y so jelly?
     
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    aa owly-oop im birb

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  20. tyler

    aa tyler snail prince, master of a ruined tower

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