Name my unusual toque, get a hat.

[tyler]

I have this Tough Guy's Toque. It has ghosts. I'm sure you know. I play a lot of Heavy. It's easy.

I want to name it and describe it. I don't have good ideas. I doubt any of you have good ideas, but if you suggest something I use I will give you any one item on page 1 of my backpack, which includes hats I don't really want.

So... hurry up already.

(You might be helped out by looking at my named weapons for ideas of what I'd like.)

 

[Prestige]

ghost of dead fashion :thumbdown:

 

[Godslayer57]

"In 1984, they lacked bullet"

Reference to Ghost busters 1984

 

[Wilson]

The Toque Of Doom
"Powered by haunted spirits of dead scouts"

 

[Seba]

"Don't Cross the Flaps"

bad

 

[Jeremy]

Cold Dead Head

 

[REEJ]

'Hairy Pappa's Hat'

 

[Omena]

The Death-Merit Hat / The Merit Hat of Death / The Death-Merit Toque / The Merit Toque of Death
Souls of the recently deceased occupy this manly beanie. The latest arrival is YOU.

Explanation: There are ghosts circling the hat. Why? The souls of Heavy's victims are trapped in this enchanted bonnet of manliness. And a flippant remark on killcam "The latest arrival is YOU." as in, the player you just killed, his/her soul is now a +1 merit in your hat.

 

[tyler]

"Don't Cross the Flaps"

bad

This sounds like a joke about butt cheeks

 

[LeSwordfish]

"You toque-in' to me?"
"You toque-in' to ME?"

 

[tyler]

All bad so far by the way.

 

[LeSwordfish]

That's just your taste. Puns are the height of humour. Just ask a sub-editor at The Sun.

 

[tyler]

I suggest you guys look at my renamed weapons. I don't like pun names.

 

[Bakscratch]

"What a waste of a name tag"

 

[jpr]

"I gave Jonah a hat for naming this"

 

[Godslayer57]

"The warm russia Blanket"
"It keeps me varm in my heart"

 

[Fruity Snacks]

Jayne's Scalp, or Jayne's Townhat, Jayne's Prize.
"Jayne Cobbs Spirit still haunts it to this day"

Jayne, from the show Firefly. He was the shows "heavy weapons guy" in a sense, very very tough, but had a sensitive side towards his weapons.

Firefly Wiki Description

EDIT: Thought of another one
"Russian winter" -Protects from the hailstorm of bullets"

 

[nik]

y so jelly?

 

[owly-oop]

"cranium cap"

i dunno :c

 

[tyler]

ALL BAD caps