The cat just wants to help, of course
*flash forward to 4 years later, in valve headquarters*
cat: I don't care how hard you're working, we need this update out by tomorrow
valve employee: I'm sorry sir, we just can't get the map done. Everything else is done, I promise, we just need a few more days
cat: but we don't have a few more days! Do I need to step in and get this finished?
valve employee: n-n-no sir, I promise we'll be done within the hour
cat: well you'd better be
*fast forward to 4 hours later*
cat: *that fool, he still isn't done. I'll have to take matters into my own paws*
someone bring me your best keyboard and a mug of coffee that won't smash if it is knocked over!
*two days later*
Marketing announcement* Valve's new update has been their most successful ever! The update gave Team Fortress 2 a brand new map, known as FIAuilbwfd%^47926798$NJALF! No one knows how they got the update out so fast, but something must have happened to speed the process up!
I don't know what I'm doing with my life anymore